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闇の服飾師
パタリロ!220
Tailor of Darkness
Patalliro! 220

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Panel 1
パリ
Paris

Panel 2
バンコランは仕事の関係でここ ホテル∥テルボーズに宿泊していた
Bancoran was staying in Hotel Telbose for work.

Panel 3
フランス情報局の幹部たちとのある計画に関する話し合いも無事に終わり 明日は朝一番の便でロンドンに帰ることになっていたのだが
A conference with executives of the French intelligence bureau had ended peacefully. He would return to London by plane first thing tomorrow morning.

Panel 4
その夜
That night

Panel 5
コンコン
Kon kon - Knock knock

Panel 7
カチャッ
Kacha - Click

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Panel 1
誰だ
Who is it?

キッ
Ki - Glare

Panel 2
ドキッ
Doki - Badum

Panel 3
ツカツカ
Tsuka tsuka - Thud thud

Panel 4
君は？
You are?

スッ
Su - Slip

Panel 5
バサッ
Basa - Rustle

Panel 7
ムッシュ∥ゴダールお言いつけ通りこんな恥ずかしい格好で訪ねてきました
I visited in an shameful state as directed by Monsieur Godard.

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Panel 1
約束は守ってくださるのでしょうね 。。。ぼくがひと晩お相手をすれば 姉を救ってやってくださるのですね
You'll keep your promise, right...? If I spend one night with you, you'll help my sister, right?

Panel 2
なんだ 人ちがいか
What? He has the wrong person?

Panel 3
サッ
Sa - Swish

Panel 4
コツコツ
Kotsu kotsu - Little by little

Panel 5
スッ
Su - Slip

Panel 6
パサッ
Pasa - Rustle

Panel 7
しかしまあ
Oh well.

Panel 8
せっかくだから
Since he's gone through the trouble...

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Panel 1
あう。。。
Auh...

ギシッ
Gishi - Creak

ギシッ
Gishi - Creak

ううっ。。。。
Uuh...

Panel 4
ああ。。。
Aah...

Panel 5
グイッ
Gui - Grab

Panel 6
ガッ
Ga - Bam

Panel 7
ハッ！
Hah!

Panel 8
ググッ
Gu gu - Rub rub

Panel 9
ううっううっ
Uuh uuh

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Panel 1
バサッ
Basa - Rustle

Panel 2
ギュッ
Gyu - Squeeze

Panel 3
グッ
Gu - Jerk

ハッハッ
Hah hah

Panel 4
ズズッ
Zu zu - Energetically

あうっ！
Aoh!

Panel 5
スッ
Su - Slide

Panel 7
キュッ
Kyu - Squeeze

Panel 8
ああっああっ
Aah aah!

Panel 9
ズッズズッ
Zu zu zu - Energetically

Panel 11
ああーっ！
Aaah!

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Panel 3
ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

Panel 4
ヅンヅンヅン
Zun zun zun - Thump thump thump

ヒクヒク
Hiku hiku - Hic hic

Panel 5
シュボッ
Shubo - Fwoosh

Panel 6
フー。。。
Phew...

Panel 7
快感？苦痛？。。。わからない こんな感覚は初めて。。。
Pleasure? Pain? ...I don't know, this is the first time I've felt this...

Panel 8
くやしいけれど
It's frustrating but...

ツー
Tsuu - Closed

Panel 9
ステキ。。。
It was dreamy...

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Panel 5
306？。。。ムッシュ∥ゴダールに指定されたルームナンバーはたしか309だったはず。。。
306? ...But I'm sure Monsieur Godard was in 309...

Panel 6
そうだ 君は部屋をまちがえたんだ
Yes. You got the wrong room.

Panel 8
それじゃあなたは
Then who are you?!

Panel 9
マリネラ
Malynera

Panel 10
というわけでな
So that's why it happened.

Panel 11
何がというわけだ
Why what?

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Panel 1
おまえ わざわざ自分の浮気を自慢しにきたのか
Did you come here just to boast about your infidelity?

そうではない
Not that.

Panel 2
わたしは義理がたい男だからーをーするだけーしてあとは知らんというような不道徳なまねはできない
I'm a man who only acts with a strong sense of duty so I don't know about the rest but I can't be immoral.

Panel 3
おまえは存在自体が不道徳だ
Your existence itself is immoral.

おまえに言われたくないわ
I don't want to hear that from you.

Panel 4
わたしの存在が不道徳ならおまえの存在は生ゴミと一緒じゃないか
If my existence is immoral, isn't your existence on the same level as raw garbage?

なっ！
Wha?!

Panel 5
生ゴミとは何だ こーゆーことわざを知らんか！
What is raw garbage? I don't know about such things!

Panel 6
生ゴミ生ゴメ生タマゴ！
Raw garbage, raw garbegg, raw eggs!

で 彼からくわしい事情を聞いたのだが
Anyway, I heard the details of his circumstances from him.

Panel 7
人の話を聞かんかー！
Don't listen to people's stories!

やかましい！
Shut up!

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Panel 1
くわしい事情を聞いておまえの手助けが必要だということが判明したのだ！しのごの言わずに力をかせ！
I heard the details of his circumstances and confirmed that I would need your help! Lend me your abilities without complaint!

Panel 2
そんなえらそうなことが
As if you're in a position

Panel 3
言える立場か！
to act bossy!

ダン！
Dan! - Bam!

Panel 4
ぼくが浮気の一件をマライヒに話したらどうなると思う！
What are you going to do if I tell Maraich about this wanton case?!

おまえ密輸をやってるだろう
You're probably smuggling.

Panel 5
マライヒにどんな目に
What kind of pain would Maraich...

Panel 6
ああそうだ
Aah, I see.

ポン
Pon - Pat

Panel 7
急用を思いだした
I just remembered some urgent business.

待てい！
Wait!

Panel 8
おまえ 関税を払うのがいやで大使館のタマネギたちの手荷物にダイヤをまぎれこませ こっそり運びこんではそれを英国内で売りさばいてるだろーが
You don't like to pay custom, so you mix diamonds with the Tamanegi's luggage who work at the embassies, and secretly carry them and sell them in England.

ああ~~~っ！
Aaah~~~!

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Panel 1
頭が痛いー！！
My head hurts!!

Panel 2
ドン！
Don! - Stomp!

Panel 3
足の痛みで頭痛は失せたろう
Pain in your foot will make the headache disappear.

Panel 4
おのれは海水に砂糖をまぜて真水を作ろうとしているドン∥ガバチョのようなまねをー！
You're acting like Don Gabacho, who tries to add sugar to ocean water to make fresh water!
*Don Gabacho is part of a puppet show, "Hyokkori hyotan-jima", on NHK.

おまえの言うことはわからんな
I don't know what you're talking about.

何だその格好は
What's with that appearance?

Panel 5
とにかく調べついてるんだ 関係当局に通報すれば英国でビジネスができなくなるぞ
Anyhow, I investigated it. If I reported it to the authorities you wouldn't be able to do business in England.

Panel 6
まさかバレてるとは
No way. He'd expose us.

ああいう切り札があるから平気で浮気の話をしたんですね
He talked calmly about that wanton story because he had that trump card.

で ぼくが手助けしなくちゃならない事情とは？
So what's the situation I have to help with?

Panel 7
エルキュール∥ゴダールという名前を聞いたことはあるか
Have you heard the name Hercule Godard?

Panel 8
えっ
Eh?

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Panel 1
ああ ムッシュ∥ゴダールというのはエルキュール∥ゴーダルのことか
Aah, Monsieur Godard is Hercule Godard?

Panel 2
知ってるか
You know him?

知ってるも何も 今世界中の王族や大金持ちの間で大評判の服飾師だ
All I know is nothing. He's a famous tailor among the royalty and rich around the world rightnow.

Panel 3
不思議な服を作るそうだな
It seems he makes mysterious clothing.

Panel 4
そうなんだ 何と言ったらいいか
Right, how should I explain it?

殿下 ぼくが説明を
Your Highness, I'll explain.

Panel 5
話は前後しますが 最近体調が悪いので 先日聖体の先生の所へ行ったんです
It's just a story going around but I was in bad shape recently, so the other day I went to the ruler's doctor.

Panel 6
聖体？
The ruler's?

骨をボキボキやって肩こりなんか治すやつです
He cracks my bones and cures stiff shoulders.

Panel 7
ところがぼくが何も言わないうちに背骨をさわった先生が
But, as he touched my backbone while I didn't say anything...

Panel 8
目が疲れやすいでしょう それとゼンソクというほどではないがセキの発作が出やすい
Your eyes strain easily. And, I wouldn't say it was to the extent that you have asthma, but you're prone to coughing fits.

Panel 9
よくわかりますね
You understand well.

背骨の上から3番目がずれてるんです
Your C3 disc has slipped.

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Panel 1
このあたりには目とセキの神経が集まってましてねずれた骨がその神経を圧迫してるんです
Your eye nerves and nerves that cause coughing are gathered there, and the bone that slipped is pressed against the nerves.

Panel 2
とおっしゃいました
That's what he said.

それで？
And?

Panel 3
仕立ての悪い服を着ていると
When I wear badly made clothes

Panel 4
こうやって腕を上げた時ひきつれます ひきつれるということは肩のあたりに余分な力が加わるということです
I have cramps when I lift my arms like this. It takes extra power around the shoulder area and makes it stiff.

Panel 5
裁断や縫製を工夫して腕の上げおろしや立ったりすわったりするたびに
Every time I cut or sew, or sit and stand,

Panel 6
背骨の3番目あたりに力が加わる服を作ってそれを毎日着ていたら
the clothes add pressure the my C3 disc, and when you wear them every day

Panel 7
どうなると思います
what do you think happens?

Panel 8
背骨がずれてるのと同じ状態になるわけか
You'll get a slipped disc?

Panel 9
その通り
Right.

ゴダールの服もその原理でな
That's the principle behind Godard's clothes.

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Panel 1
服そのものが体中のシボを刺激したり気功の流れを調整するようにできているので 奴の服を着るだけで病気が治ったり頭が良くなったりするのだそうだ
Clothes are cut to simulate the body and the flow of qigong can be adjusted so it's said that a person can get over illness and become smarter just by what they wear.

ほほお
Hoh hoh

Panel 2
ある貴族などは それまえゴルフがドヘただったのに奴の作ったゴルフ服を着たとたん シングルプレイヤーなみの腕前になったそうな
It seems as soon as one aristocrat who is terrible at gold put on clothes made for golfing, he had the capacity of an average player.

Panel 3
まるで魔法の服だな
That's like magic clothes.

まあゴルフに必要な反射神経や筋肉を微妙に活性化することでそういう効果を生めだしたんだろうが。。。
Well, it subtly activies the necessary reflexes and muscles needed for gold to produce such an effect.

Panel 4
なにしろゴダール自身 ぼくの所へもセールスに来たからな もちろんぼくは買わなかったが
Anyhow, Godard came to my place himself to sell me some, but of course I didn't buy anything.

Panel 5
どうして
Why?

高くて
It's expensive.

いやその
Well, and...

Panel 6
結局服を着てゴルフがうまくなってもそんなのは本物じゃない テストでカンニングするようなものでぼくの主義には合わん
In the end, even if he wore the clothes and got better at golf, it wasn't genuine. Cheating on a test doesn't match my principles.

Panel 7
殿下ならどうします
How does Your Highness do it?

もちろん教師を買収してテストの問題を前もって
Of course I bribe the teacher to get the problems to the test beforehand.

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Panel 1
そーゆーことを言ってるんじゃない！
Don't say things like that!

Panel 2
何よりもゴダールというのがうさんくさい奴でなあ あんな男の作った服を着る気にならなかったのだ
Above all, that Godard was a shady guy. I didn't have any mind to wear clothes made by such a man.

Panel 3
それは正解かもしれんぞ
You're probably correct.

ギュッ
Gyu - Twist

Panel 4
例の少年ー父親は議員だ そうだがーに一人の姉がいてな
In the case of this boy, his father was a member of Congress, and he had one sister.

Panel 5
その彼女 小さいころから体が弱くひどく内気な性格だったらしいがたまたまゴダールの服を手に入れそれを着るようになってから
It seems she had a weak constitution since she was little. By chance she obtained some of Godard's clothing and put it on.

Panel 6
見ちがえるように明るく健康になったのだそうだ
It seems she was so bright and healthy that she could hardly be recognized.

Panel 7
ベシャッ
Besha - Splat

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Panel 1
それはそれで良かったのだがまもなく異常が現れはじめた
That was fine, but then she started to show unusual symptoms.

Panel 2
いくらいい服でも一日中着ているわけにはいくまい シャワーをあびる時には脱がなきゃならんし そのままベッドに入るわけにもいかん
She would wear the clothes throughout the day no matter what. She would strip when she took a shower, and went to bed with it on.

Panel 3
で 服をぬぐと とたんに元の自分に戻ってしまうのだ
And, when she would strip naked, she would immediately go back to her former self.

当然だな
Naturally.

Panel 4
服を着ている間は太陽の下のヒマワリのようだが 脱ぐと暗い地味な少女に戻ってしまう
When she's dressed she's like a sunflower under the sun, but when she takes it off she returns to being a dark, quiet girl.

Panel 5
だんだんそのギャップに耐えられなくなり とうとう服を脱がなくなってしまったのだそうだ
Gradually she couldn't endure the gap and finally she wouldn't take off the clothes anymore.

ええっ？！
Eeh?!

Panel 6
シャワーもあびない 動き回って服をやぶいてはいけないというので外にも出ない 部屋にとじこもって身動きひとつしないらしい
She doesn't shower, either. She refuses to move around and go outside because it might tear her clothes. She's locked herself in her room and won't move at all.

Panel 7
家人が服を脱がせようとすると気が狂ったように抵抗して 手がつけられないというのだ
When her family tried to make her take off the clothes, she went mad and fought them off. She's out of control.

なんとまあ
What the hell.

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Panel 1
健康になるはずの服がかえって病人みたいにしてしまったわけだな
Rather than make her healthy is looks like the clothes made her sick.

Panel 2
そうか ゴダールの服にはそーゆー副作用があるのか
I see. So what does Godard say about this reaction?

それでその少年はお姉さんを救うためにゴダール氏に会いに行ったわけですね
The reason that boy went to meet Mr. Godard was to help his sister, right?

Panel 3
そうだ 自分でわざわいの種をまいておきながらそれを利用して純真な少年の貞操をうばおうとはとんでもない悪人だ
Yes. He's a wicked man who used the catastrophe he caused himself to try and take the innocence of a pure boy.

シュボッ
Shubo - Fwoosh

Panel 4
その悪人の上前をはねたのは誰だ
Who took a piece of that wicked man's actions?

ささいなことは忘れんか
Haven't you forgotten that trivial thing?

Panel 5
ゴダールの顧客には王族も多いと聞いて おまえのことを思いだしたのだ ゴダールに接触して姉を元に戻す方法をさぐりだせ
I heard Godard has many royal clients and he remembers you. Find a way to contact Godard and have him return his sister to normal.

Panel 6
どうしてぼくがそんなことをしなくちゃならんのだ！
Why should I have to do something like that?!

密輸は重罪だぞ
Smuggling is a felony.

Panel 8
急いでやれよいい知らせを待ってるぞ
Hurry. I'll be waiting to the good news.

コッコッ
Ko ko - Click click

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Panel 1
まーったく！
Geeez!

Panel 2
あいつが来るとろくなことはない！あーっ頭にくるーっ！
I'm not satisfied when he visits! Aaah, he makes me mad!

Panel 3
密輸のどこが悪いんだ！
How is smuggling bad?!

悪いですよ
It's bad.

わめいてもしかたありません
It's inevitable even if you shout about it.

Panel 4
ゴダール氏とコンタクトをとりましょう 会う場所はどこがいいですか
I'll contact Mr. Godard. Where would you like to meet him?

Panel 5
どこって
Where?

こんだいだセールスに来た時メモを置いてったんです 各国にお店があるんですよ
The other day when he came to make a sale he left a note. He has a store in each country.

Panel 7
ロンドンに店はあるか
He has a shop in London?

あります
He does.

Panel 8
じゃあ そこだ
Then, there.

Panel 9
2日後
2 days later

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Panel 1
ようこそおいでくださいました
Thank you for coming.

Panel 2
どーもー
Hello.

Panel 3
お国へうかがった時にはろくにお話も聞いていただけませんでしたが お気が変わられたようで何よりです
When I visited your country you would hardly listen to me. You seem to have changed your mind.

皮肉を言いたもうな
I was just being sarcastic.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 4
黒髪の長髪だ
Long black hair.

少年をホテルへ呼ぶ時 特徴は黒髪の長髪だ ぐらいか言わなかったんだろうな だから少佐とまちがえたんだ
When he called the boy to the hotel, his feature was long black hair. So he mistook the major for him.

Panel 5
実はあれから急に体調が悪くなりまして
Actually, after that I suddenly was in bad shape.

Panel 6
健康そうに見えるが
You look healthy.

いやー食欲はないわケツはかゆいわ
Weeell, I have no appetite and my butt itches.

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Panel 1
こーゆー物を持って歩いてるほど不健康なんです
I'm so unhealthy that I've been walking around with things like this.

トン
Ton - Click

Panel 2
チャプン
Chapun - Plunk

Panel 3
コポコポ
Kopo kopo - Pour pour

Panel 4
飲んでみようかと思ってるんですが
Are you thinking of trying it?

番茶みたいな色ですね
It's the color of coarse tea.

Panel 5
匂いはどこかでかいだような。。。
I've smelled this somewhere before...

クンクン
Kun kun - Sniff sniff

栄養ドリンクですか？
Is it a nutrition drink?

Panel 6
ぼくのオシッコです
It's my pee.

Panel 7
ちょっとかかったー！
It took a bit!

また悪ふざけを
Another prank.

何を言うか
What are you saying?

Panel 8
飲尿健康法は初めこそ迷信あつかいされてたが最近では科学的メカニズムが解明されつつあるんだ
Drinking urine started as a superstitious treatment but recently the scientific mechanisms have been clarified.

と言うと？
Meaning?

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Panel 1
つまり舌のつけ根のあたりに受信器があるらしいんだな
In short, around the base of the tongue it seems there's a receiver.

Panel 2
その上を尿が通過すると受信器が成分を分析して脳にタンパク質が出てるとかこーゆーホルモンの量が足りないといった情報を送る
When the urine passes over it, the receiver analyzes the ingredients, and information is sent to the brain such as there's protein going out or there's not enough hormones.

Panel 3
すると脳がタンパク質をおさえたり ホルモンの分泌量をふやしたりといった活動を始めてそのおかげで健康になるというわけだ
Then, your brains holds the protein and increases the secretion of hormones, and thanks to that activity your become healthier.

ああ
Aah.

Panel 4
だから自分のオシッコでないと効き目がないわけですね
So your own urine doesn't do you any good.

しょーゆーこと
Shoyu koto.
*This is a pun/joke from Jaejoong based on the mispronunciation of the phrase "Souiu koto". Essentially, in Japanese, the question would be "What's is about?" and the answer would be "Shoyu koto", which means "it's about soy sauce" rather that "it's about (the thing that was mentioned)". Now, "shoyu koto" is often used for mentioning soy sauce bottles, and there's even ones that have it on the label.

Panel 5
ついでに言うと尿はジョッキ一杯も飲む必要はない 50ccぐらいで充分だそうだ それに朝一番の尿がいいとされてるが これは寝てる間だけ分泌されるホルモンもあるのでその方が望ましいということで
Incidentally, you don't need to drink a jug of urine. About 50cc is plenty. Besides, you might assume you take it first thing in the morning, but hormones are only secreted while lying idle so it's better to take it while sleeping.

Panel 6
実際には朝一番の尿は濃くて飲みにくいので 昼間のうすくなったものでもかまわないということだ
Currently, it's difficult to drink concentrated urine first thing in the morning, to I don't mind when it becomes thin during the day.

殿下はオシッコのプロヘッショナルですね
Your Highness is a pee professional.

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Panel 1
ようするにそういうものに頼りたいほど不健康な状態だと
The point is you have to depend on things like this if you're unhealthy.

ふきふき
Fuki fuki - Wipe wipe

Panel 2
こうおっしゃりたい
That's what you're trying to say.

ピンポーン
Pinpoon - Bingo

Panel 3
それならおまかせあれ
Then leave it to me.

ビッ
Bi - Beep

Panel 4
ガシュッ
Gashu - Clang

Panel 5
ガコーン
Gakoon - Clang

着るだけで糖尿病が治る服着るだけで痔が治る服また総合的に健康になれる服といろいろそろえてございます
By just putting on these clothes, you can get over diabetes or hemorrhoids and become healthy. Also, there's a large selection.

Panel 6
しかし服を着たまま風呂には入れんでしょう
However, you won't be able to take a bath while dressed.

Panel 7
入浴用の水着があります これを着けていただけば服の効果は持続します
There's a bathing suit for when you bathe. Just wearing this will continue the effects of the clothing.

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Panel 1
寝る時は？
And when I sleep?

もちろんパジャマもあります
Of course, there's pajamas.

Panel 2
服をぬいだとたん不愉快な気分になるとおっしゃるお客様が多いので こういうアイテムをそろえました
Many customers said they felt unpleasant as soon as they took off their clothes, so I even made these.

Panel 3
散歩用の服 食事をする時の服と一日のすべて場面に対応できる品ぞろえです これでお客様には着替えをする間のほんの短い時間だけ不愉快な気分をがまんしていただけばよろしいわけです
Walking clothes, clothes for when you eat, I have something that can deal with every situation you would have during the day. This way customers can go through the day and only have to deal with the unpleasant feelings a very short time.

Panel 4
一日中服に依存するわけですね
So people depend on clothes through the day?

Panel 5
依存という言葉は面白くないですな
I don't like the word "depend".

Panel 6
あなたの服はとても高価だ いろんな服を買うとなると相当な財力がないと
Your clothes are very expensive. You'd have to have considerable assets to buy various outfits.

それはまあ
Of course.

Panel 7
こーゆー状況を想像してください
Please imagine such a situation.

Panel 8
ここに一人の病弱で内気な少女がいる
There's a shy girl with a weak constitution.

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Panel 1
その子があなたの服を着たとたん健康で快活な少女になった
The instant that girl wore your clothes she became a cheerful, healthy girl.

結構ですな
Splendid.

Panel 2
ところがその子の親はあなたの服を一着は買えるが そう何着も買えるほどのお金持ちではない
However, that girl's parents aren't rich so they can't buy so many clothes.

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つまりその子は服を一着しか持っていなくてシャワーをあびる時や寝る時には脱がなくちゃいけない
In short, she only has one suit of clothes, so she has to take them off to shower and sleep.

はあ
Yes.

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しかし服を着ている間快活だった分 脱いだ時の落ちこみがはげしいやがて少女は服を脱がなくなった
But the depression she suffered when she took them off was so great that soon she stopped taking them off.

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シャワーもあびず 服を傷つけるのがこわくて外にも出ない 一日中部屋にとじこもって病人のようになってしまった
She doesn't shower, and doesn't go outside out of fear of harming her clothes. Throughout the day she shuts herself in her room and has become sick.

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変じゃありませんか 健康に快活にするはずの服が病人を作ってしまったんですよ
Isn't that strange? The clothes that should have made her healthy have made her sick.

何がおっしゃりたい
What is it you want to say?

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あなたの服には根本的な欠陥があるということです
Your clothes are fundamentally defective.

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Panel 1
これからこの少女のような病人が増えるんじゃありませんか そしてあなたはそれを承知してるんじゃないですか
Won't sick people like this girl increase from now on? Don't you understand that?

Panel 3
病人になったあなたの服の信奉者はどうするか 当然その状態を癒すためにより強力な作用を持った服を求めるでしょう
What does someone who believes in your clothes do when they get sick? Naturally, they would seek more clothes to become stronger and fix their state.

Panel 4
まるで中毒患者がどんどん強い麻薬を求めるようにね
It's like an addict purchasing drugs.

Panel 6
たとえ10倍の値でも服は売れるでしょう さぞもうかるでしょうな
You could sell the clothes at 10 times the price and make a profit.

Panel 7
まあこれはぼくの推理であなたが本当に何を考えているかは知らないぼくには関係ないことだ
Well, I don't know what you think of my reasoning but that doesn't matter to me.

Panel 8
ただその少女を治す方法を教えてもらいたい そうしたらおとなしく引き下がりますよ
Just tell me how to cure the girl. If you do that, I'll withdraw quietly.

Panel 9
そんな方法など
Such a method...

あるはずだ
There should be one.

Panel 10
その方法を教えるからとあなたは少女の弟をホテルに呼びよせたんだ きっとあるはずだ
You called that girls little brother to a hotel because you would tell him the method. There must be one.

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Panel 1
。。。そういうことですか
...So this is how it is?

Panel 2
出て行け！
Get out!

パキッ
Paki - Snap

Panel 3
このためにタマネギの中でも腕ききのおまえたちをつれてきたんだ痛めつけて白状させろ
The Tamanegi I brought are adept at this. They'll hurt you and make you confess.

はっ
Hah

ポキポキ
Poki poki - Crack crack

Panel 4
わたしは用心深い男でね
I'm a wary man.

キュッ
Kyu - Grab

Panel 5
バッ
Ba - Bam

Panel 6
いつも戦闘服を身に着けている
I always wear a combat uniform.

Panel 7
戦いには素人だがこの服さえ着ていれば
I'm an amateur fighter, but if I wear these clothes...

ダッ
Da - Tap

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Panel 1
ハッ
Hah

Panel 2
シュッ
Shu - Swoosh

Panel 3
ドカッ
Doka - Thud

Panel 4
がはっ！
Gaha!

Panel 5
ゴッ
Go - Bam

ベシャッ
Besha - Splat

Panel 6
こいつ！
This guy!

ザッ
Za - Swish

Panel 7
バグッ
Bagu - Thunk

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Panel 1
ドオッ
Doo - Thud

一流の戦士のように動けるのだ！
I can move like a first class soldier!

Panel 2
バッ
Ba - Bam

Panel 3
ブシャッ
Busha - Splat

Panel 4
わーっペッペッ！！
Wah, peh, peh!!

ぼくを片づける前にごたくをならべてる所がやっぱり素人だ！
An amateur would give a speech before dealing with me!

バビュン
Babyun - Fwish

Panel 5
バッバッバッ
Ba ba ba - Bam bam bam

Panel 6
あった！
There it is!

Panel 7
ゴダール こんな物は倉庫にしまって鍵をかけとくもんだそれっ！
Godard locked things like this in his storehouse! Here!

Panel 8
パッ
Pa - Pass

Panel 9
バサッ
Basa - Rustle

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Panel 1
バッ！
Ba! - Bam!

Panel 2
素人が着て一流の戦士になれるなら格闘技のプロが着れば！
If an amateur can where it and be a top class soldier, then what will happen when a professional martial artist wears it?!

Panel 3
スー
Suu - Slide

Panel 4
ピクッ
Piku - Shock

Panel 5-6
フシュッ
Fushu - Fwoosh

Panel 6
ギョッ
Gyo - Startled

Panel 7
ガッ
Ga - Bam

Panel 8
メリメリ
Meri meri - Rip rip

ぐええっ！
Gweeeh!

Panel 9
さあどうだ 少女を元に戻す方法を教えないと皆の骨をへし折るぞ！
Now, how about it? If you don't tell us how to return the girl to normal, he'll break all your bones!

Panel 10
い。。。一国の王が殺人を犯すつもりか。。。！
A... as if the king of a country plans to commit murder...!

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Panel 1
ロンドンには友人がいるんだ
I have a friend in London.

Panel 2
情報部のOO要員でな殺人許可証を持ってるから英国内で殺人を犯しても罪にはとわれない
He's a double OO agent with a license to kill, so even if I kill someone in England I won't be charged with a crime.

Panel 3
今度の話はそもそもそいつが持ちこんだんだ 彼を呼んでおまえを殺ったことにしてもらえばぼくたちは無関係だ
He brought me into this in the first place. If I call him and have you killed, we won't be connected.

Panel 4
メリ
Meri - Rip

げえっ！！
Geeh!!

Panel 5
わっ わかった！服に依存した状態を治すためのマントがあるんだ それを着せればすぐ元にもどる！
I-I get it! There's a mantle in order to fix her dependence on the clothes! If she wears that she'll go back to normal immediately!

Panel 6
よし
All right.

パチッ
Pachi - Snap

Panel 8
ドッ
Do - Thud

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Panel 1
というわけで例の少年の所へマントを届けてきた
So we delivered the mantle to that boy.

Panel 2
よくやった
That's a relief.

Panel 3
お姉さんは地味な性格に戻ってしまうわけだが
His sister went back to being a quiet girl.

それが自然なんだ
That's her nature.

Panel 4
それにしてもわざわざ訪ねてこなくても報告は電話でよかったのに
You didn't have to visit for this, you could have told me over the phone.

変わった事件だったらしいね
This seemed like an unusual incident, didn't it?

Panel 5
どういう関係？
What is this about?

いや ちょっとした仕事上のひっかかりで
Nothing, just a petty job.

Panel 6
ところでバンコランいつも世話になってるからプレセントを持ってきたんだ
By the way, I brought you a present as thanks for always being helpful.

うん？
Hn?

Panel 7
使ってくれんか
Won't you use this?

Panel 8
上等な子山羊の手袋じゃないか
Isn't this glove of top-grade goat kids?

Panel 9
どういう風の吹き回しだ？
What's with this sudden turn of events?

キュッキュッ
Kyu kyu - Twist twist

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Panel 1
しかし今回の事件は面白かったなあ とくに発端が
This incident was interesting. Especially the beginning.

Panel 2
そうなんだ あの子が部屋をまちがえて入ってきた時にはおどろいたが
That's right. When that boy came into the wrong room I was surprised.

Panel 3
ベッドの中ではどうだった
How was he in bed?

良かったぞ あの子は初体験だったから反応が新鮮でわたしも久しぶりに
It was good. He was a virgin so his reactions were raw. It's been a long time for me, too.

Panel 4
ハッ！
Hah!

Panel 5
言い忘れたが その手袋はゴダールの所から持ってきたんだ 何でも本心をベラベラしゃべってしまうとか
I forgot to mention it, but those gloves were from Godard's place. They make you speak your true feelings about everything.

Panel 6
バンコラーン！！
Bancoraaan!!

ギャアアアア！！
Gyaaaaah!!

こいつらのケンカを見物できるなら英国でのビジネスをフイにしてもかまわんわいと 悪魔のようなパタリロは心の中でつぶやくのだった
There business in England might be spoiled if the quarrel could be seen, Patalliro murmured with a mind like a demon.

闇の服飾師/おわり
Tailor of Darkness / The End