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花とゆめCOMICS
Hana to yume comics

パタリロ!
Patalliro!

第52巻
Volume 52

魔夜峰央
Mineo MAYA

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目次
Table of Contents

みんな友だち(パタリロ!218)。。。。3
Everyone is Friends (Patalliro! 218) ..........3

黒山羊の尻尾(パタリロ!219)。。。。35
Black Goat Tails (Patalliro! 219) ..........35

闇の服飾師(パタリロ!220)。。。67
Tailor of Darkness (Patalliro! 220) ..........67

ゴダールの亡霊(パタリロ!221)。。。99
Godard's Ghost (Patalliro! 221) ..........99

聖夜のできごと(パタリロ!ミステリー8)。。。131
The Christmas Eve Incident (Patalliro! Mystery 8) ..........131

ジラードの遺産(パタリロ!ミステリー9)。。。161
Gerard's Inheritance (Patalliro! Mystery 9) ..........161

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みんな友だち
パタリロ!218
Everyone is Friends
Patalliro! 218

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Panel 1
好きな娘ができたんだ
A girl I like has come into my life.

Panel 2
それは何より
There's nothing better than that.

Panel 3
じっ
Ji - Stare

Panel 4
うん？
※この作品はフクションです。現在の人物・団体・事件などとはいっさい関係ありません。
Hn?
*This work is fiction. It has no connection to any real people, organization or events.

Panel 5
女なんぞつまらん！
I thought you would say

Panel 6
とでも言われるかと思った
"Women are boring!"

バカな 自分の生き方を人に押しつけたりはしない
Idiot. I don't force my life-style on other people.

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Panel 1
今日呼びだしたのはそのことか式はいつだ
Is that why you called me today? When is the ceremony?

いや それが。。。
No, that's...

Panel 2
プロポーズしたんだろう？
Did you propose?

まだそこまでは
I haven't gotten that far yet.

Panel 3
なんだ しかし相手の気持ちはたしかめたんだろうな
What? But, you must have made your feelings clear.

いやあ
Not yet.

Panel 4
いやあって
By "not yet"...

Panel 5
つきあってはいるんだろう
You must be dating.

いやあ
Not yet.

Panel 6
ちょっと待てもしかして一回デートしたきりだとか
Wait a minute. So the you've had your first date?

Panel 7
いやあ
No.

おい！
Hey!

こら！
Come on!

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Panel 1
ハッキリしろ その娘とはどこまでの関係なんだ！
Speak clearly! What sort of relationship do you have with that girl?!

Panel 2
関係といわれると
If we're talking about 'relationships'

まだ無関係
None yet.

Panel 3
まだ全然アプローチもしてないのか！
You haven't even approached her yet?!

そうなんだ こちらが一方的に見初めただけで
That's right. I fell in love with her at first sight, it's one-sided.

Panel 4
あきれたもんだ それでわたしにそんな話を聞かせてどうしようというんだ
I'm shocked. So why are you telling me about it?

Panel 5
知っての通り うちは代々軍人の家系で わたしも小さい頃からずっと全寮制の男子校に通っていた
As you know, my family has been a military family for generations. Since I was small I was always in the dorms of an all-boys school.

Panel 6
全寮制の防衛大学からすぐ軍に入って宿舎住まいだから 恥ずかしい話だがこの年になるまで女性とつきあったことがないんだ
I went straight from a self-defense school where everyone lived in the dormitories to the army and resided in their barracks, so it's embarrassing to say, but I've never associated with women until this year.

Panel 7
おまえひょっとしてバージンか
Could you possibly be a virgin?

Panel 8
男にバージンはおかしいだろう
It would be strange for a man to be a virgin.

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Panel 1
古い言い回しではそう言うんだ
そうなのか
That's an old expression.
Is it true?

Panel 2
コクン
Kokun - Gulp

Panel 3
天然記念物にしたいような奴だな それでわたしに何をしろと
A person like that should be a national treasure. So what do you want me to do?

Panel 4
彼女との仲をとりもってもらいたい
Could you mediate a relationship between me and her?

ちょっ
Wait

Panel 5
と待て わたしにおまえのラブレターを届けろとでもいうのか
a minute, are you saying you want me to deliver love letters for you?

Panel 6
まあ早い話が
Well, that's the short version.

おそく言っても同じだ！
Even if it was the long version it'd be the same thing!

ドン！
Don! - Bam!

Panel 7
わたしにキューピッドの役が似合うと思うのか 他に適任者もいるだろうになぜわたしなんだ
Do I look like Cupid to you? There has to be someone better for this role, why me?

Panel 8
MI6の女子職員なんだ
She's an employee of MI6.

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Panel 2
MI6に女の職員がいたか？
There are female employees in MI6?

あのな
Umm...

Panel 3
君の目には映ってないかもしれんが二千人からいるMI6の職員の半数は女性だ
You may not have noticed, but of MI6's 2,000 people, about half of the staff are women.

Panel 4
そうか？
Really?

そうだ
Yes.

Panel 6
しかし自分であたってみたらどうなんだ
But I suggest you confront her yourself.

それができれば苦労はしない
If I could do that it wouldn't be a problem.

Panel 7
免疫がないから母親以外の女性の前に立つと舌がひきつってしゃべれなくなるんだ
I'm not immune to any women besides my mother, so when any other woman is standing in front of me my tongue gets stiff and I can't speak.

Panel 8
じゃあ てっとり早く母親をくどいたらどうだ
Then I suggest you hurry and seduce your mother.

Panel 9
そんなふしだらなこと！
I'm not that immoral!

冗談に決まってるだろーが！
It was just a joke!

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Panel 1
というようないきさつでバンコランはわけのわからない役目を引き受けることになった
So that was how Bancoran ended up taking on some nonsense business.

恋のはしわたしなぞ 初めてだ
This is the first time I'm "mediating love".

Panel 2
とにかく わたしという人間の存在をアピールしてほしい
Anyhow, I want to appeal to the existence of people like me.

Panel 3
それから交際してくれる石があるかどうか確認して。。。恋人でもいればしかたないが
After that, please confirm if there's a stone she associates with... It's necessary when you have a lover.

何がしかたがない
What is necessary?

Panel 4
力づくで奪い取ろうというような覚悟がなくてどうする シャイな男だとは思っていたがあそこまで内気だとは
I didn't think there was any way to do it but to plunder by force. I thought there were shy men, but I didn't know they were that shy.

ピーッ
Pii - Beep

Panel 5
何か
What is it?

オペレーターの。。。あーミス バネッサ∥キースリングをわたしの部屋へ
Operator... Ah, send Miss Vanessa Kiessling to my room.

Panel 6
はっ？よく聞きとれませんでしたが
Huh? I didn't hear you clearly.

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Panel 1
オペレーターの ミス バネッサ∥キースリングをわたしを部屋へ
Operator, send Miss Vanessa Kiessling to my room.

Panel 2
はっ？
Huh?

Panel 3
寝ぼけてるのか！
Are you half asleep?!

わーっ！いえその！
Waaah! No, it's just...!

Panel 4
ミス キースリングですね！ミスターではないんですね！
Miss Kiessling?! Shouldn't it be Mister?!

そうだ！
That was correct!

わかりましたただちに！
I understand! I'll get her at once!

Panel 5
ミス キースリング少佐がお呼びだ そうよ
Miss Kiessling, it seems the Major has summoned you.

Panel 6
えっ 少佐ってどちらの？
Eh? Which major?

カタカタカタ
Kata kata kata - Click click click

Panel 7
少佐って？
The major?

バンコラン少佐です
Major Bancoran.

Panel 8
まあ それは何かの間違いよ
Well, that must be a mistake.

ケロケロ
Kero kero - Cackle

間違いじゃありません 何度も聞き返して怒られたんです
It isn't a mistake. I asked repeatedly and he got mad.

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Panel 1
バンコラン少佐が女子職員を呼んでるー？！
Major Bancoran is calling a female staff member?!

Panel 2
何っ少佐が女性を自室に？！
What? A woman in the Major's room?!

Panel 3
MI6始まって以来の珍事だ！
This is the strangest occurrence since the start of MI6!

何だ何だ 天変地異の前ぶれか？！
What? What? Is this the prologue of a natural disaster?!

Panel 4
見に行こう
I'll go see.

ワーッ
Waaah

ドドドド
Do do do do - Rumble

Panel 5
お呼びでしょうか
You summoned me?

ギッ
Gi - Creak

Panel 7
じっ
Ji - Stare

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Panel 3
君がバネッサ∥キースリング？
You're  Vanessa Kiessling?

はい
Yes.

Panel 4
他に同性同名の職員がいるか？
Are there any other staff members with the same name?

おりませんわ
No.

Panel 5
では まちがいなく君だ
Then it must be you.

ギュッ
Gyu - Twist

Panel 6
履歴書および身上調査書を読ませてもらった 学歴 交友関係 健康状態すべて問題はない
I read your resume and personal history. There's no issues with your academic background, associates or your health.

Panel 7
両親ともに健在弟が一人 家庭環境も良好だな
Your parents and little brother are in good health as well. Your family background is favorable.

Panel 8
あのご用件は
What is it you need?

Panel 9
うしろをむいてみろ
Turn around.

は？
Huh?

Panel 10
はい。。。
Okay...

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Panel 1
なでなで
Nade nade - Fondle fondle

Panel 3
ヒップが小さいな
You have small hips.

Panel 4
少佐ー！
Majooor!

バタン
Batan - Slam

ドドッ！
Do do! - Stomp stomp!

Panel 5
なりません！セクハラはなりません！
You can't do that! That's sexual harassment!

マスコミがうるさいですぞ！
The media will never shut up about it!

Panel 6
何だ おまえたちは
Who are you?

Panel 7
ちょっと待て この場合セクシャルハラスメントにはならんかもしれん
Wait a minute. Maybe it isn't sexual harassment in this case.

なぜ！
Why?!

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Panel 1
少佐にとって女性のヒップなど道ばたの石ころほどにも興味のわかないものだろう そーゆーものをさわっても
For the major, female hips are about as interesting as a rock on the side of the road, even if he touches them like that.

さわる側ではんくさわられた方の感じ方が問題なのだ！
It's how the other person being touched feels that's the problem!

Panel 2
ギャーギャー
Gyaaah gyaaah

うるさいな
Shut up.

Panel 3
この男を知ってるか
Do you know this man?

Panel 4
軍人さんですね お顔は拝見したことがございますわ
He's a soldier. He's seen your face.

Panel 5
リチャード∥バートン大尉軍の連絡将校で時折MI6に来るんだ
Now and then Captain Richard Barton comes to MI6 as a military contact.

Panel 6
わたしの昔からの友人で実は彼が君を見初めたそうなのだ
He's an old friend of mine, and the truth is, he fell in love with you at first sight.

Panel 7
えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 8
えっ？！
Eh?!

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Panel 1
シャイな男だが家柄 人柄ともに申し分ない 交際してみる気はないか
He's a shy man, but he has a good family, and there's nothing to criticize about his personality. Would you mind going on a date with him?

Panel 2
せっかくですが。。。
I'm sorry for the trouble, but...

ス
Su - Smoothly

Panel 3
私 好きな方がおりますの
I have someone I like.

オオッ
Ooh

Panel 4
それは残念
That's too bad.

トントン
Ton ton - Tap tap

Panel 5
相手がどこの誰か聞いてもいいか場合によっては大尉がその男と対決したがるかもしれない
May I ask who he is? Depending on the case, the captain may be eager to have a showdown with him.

Panel 6
少佐 あなたですわ
Major, it's you.

Panel 8
失礼します
Excuse me.

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Panel 1
えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 2
あっ？！
Ah?!

Panel 3
なっ？！
What?!

Panel 4
何ですってー！
What did she say?!

ちょっとー 少佐に告白するなんてことが許されるのー？！
Wait a minute, can we just confess to the major?!

Panel 5
それならあたしだってずっと前からあこがれてたんだからー！
If that's the case I've yearned after him for a long time!

Panel 6
あたしだって！
Me too!

あたしだって！
Me too!

あたしだって！
Me too!

こらっ どさくさにまぎれて！
Hey, everything has descended into chaos!

Panel 7
ギャーギャー
Gyaaah gyaaah

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Panel 1
どうしたらいいと思う
What do you think I should do?

Panel 2
どうしたらって。。。
What you should do...

Panel 3
大尉かもしあなたが恋仇だと知ったらどうするかな
What would the captain do if he knew you were his love rival?

そうだな 少し悲しげにほほえんで
Let's see. He would probably smile a bit sadly.

Panel 4
そして二度とわたしの前に姿を現すまい
And never appear in front of me again.

シャイすぎるのも考えもんだね
He seems too shy.

Panel 5
その女の人も気の毒だなあ
That girl is pitiful, too.

Panel 6
男の子だったら一度くらい想いをとげられるかもしれないけど
If she was a boy she'd probably just be another score for you.

どーゆー意味かな
What's that supposed to mean?

Panel 7
無理矢理にでも大尉とくっつけちゃった方がいいかもね 決してかなわない片想いされてるよりその方が彼女も幸せだと
It would probably be best to get her close to the captain, even by force. More than his unrequited love, she would be happy, too.

どうやるんだ
How do I do that?

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Panel 1
惚れ薬でも飲ませたら
You could give her a love potion.

惚れ薬？！そんなものどこで売ってる
A love potion?! Where do they sell something like that?

Panel 2
売ってやしないけどパタリロなら作れるんじゃないかな 用もないのにまたロンドン大使館に来てるって話だし
They don't sell them but Patalliro could probably make one. I heard he came to the London Embassy again just because.

Panel 3
お金さえ。。。
Whatever money it...

Panel 4
バンコラン？！
Bancoran?!

Panel 5
ほんとに行っちゃった
He actually went.

あらー
Aaaah

70%くらい冗談のつもりだったのに
Even though I was 70% joking.

Panel 6
というわけだ
So that's it.

Panel 7
どうしておまえの話はいつもそうとうとすなんだ
Why do you always talk so much?

Panel 8
惚れ薬が作れるか？
Can you make a love potion?

ドン
Don - Bam

ほら
Here.

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Panel 1
こないだヒマな時の作ったんだ 5ドルだ
I made one the other day because I had free time. 5 dollars.

Panel 2
5ドル？
5 dollars?

Panel 3
5ドル？！
5 dollars?!

Panel 4
かけひきしよう たってそうはいかん一セントだってきけんぞ！
Don't bother trying to haggle, I won't go down one cent!

ねぎるつもりはないが
I wasn't planning on bargaining.

Panel 5
ほら
Here.

よし
All right.

Panel 6
5ドルだと？5万ドルとでもいうかと思ったが。。。本当に効くのか？
5 dollars? I thought it would be 50,000 dollars... Does it really work?

Panel 7
コポコポ
Kopo kopo - Glug glug

Panel 8
タラッ
Tara - Drip

Panel 9
ピチャン
Pichan - Splash

Panel 10
プカー
Pukaa - Bob

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Panel 2
ゴンゴンゴン
Gon gon gon - Bam bam bam

Panel 3
毒じゃないか！
That's poison!

わーん！惚れ薬が効いて恋人になれば いずれ結婚するだろう！
Waaahn! If the love potion worked and they became lovers, they'd get married eventually!

Panel 4
結婚は人生の墓場というから間をはぶいて墓地に直行するようにしただけだ！
Since marriage is called "life's graveyard", I skipped a step and just made sure that they'll go directly to the graveyard!

勝手に直行させるな！
Don't just skip steps!

Panel 5
いいか 5ドル払ったんだから惚れ薬を作って責任をもってあの2人をくっつけろ！
Fine, I paid you 5 dollars, so it's your responsibility to make a love potion and bring those 2 together!

Panel 6
できんなんぞとぬかしたら頭を胴体にめりこませてヘソの穴から世間をのぞかせてやるからそう思え！
If you can't do it, I'll cave your head into your body and you'll have to look out at the world through your navel, so think about it!

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Panel 1
わちゃ~~~
Whoa~~~

Panel 3
少佐のことだからほんとにやりますよ
It's the major, so he'll really do it.

おヘソの穴洗っときますか
Did you wash your bellybutton?

やかましい！
Shut up!

Panel 4
あー つまらない冗談をこいてしまった おかげでマジで惚れ薬を作らなけりゃならん
Aaah, because of a boring joke I really have to make a love potion.

相手を考えないから
It's because you didn't think about who you were dealing with.

Panel 5
えーと
Umm

パラパラ
Para para - Rustle rustle

Panel 6
惚れ薬を作るにはイモリの目玉コウモリの心臓オメクジの睾丸
To make a love potion I need the eye of a newt, heart of a bat and the testicles of an omekuji.

Panel 7
ナメクジの睾丸？
Testicles of an omekuji?

Panel 8
まあいい 漢方薬の店に電話して材料の値段をきいてみろ
Oh well, call an herbal store and ask the price of the ingredients.

はっ
Yes sir.

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Panel 1
全部で2万ドルだそうです
It seems it would be $20,000 for all of it.

うわああ！
Uwaaah!

Panel 2
いたいいたい！
Ow ow!

ええっ ショックで心臓が？！
Eeeh? Did it shock your heart?!

Panel 3
ふところがいたい！
My breast hurts!

さよけ
I see.

Panel 4
バンコランから5ドルしかもらってないのに2万ドルもかけてられるかー！
As if I'm going to spend $20,000 to get $5 from Bancoran!

Panel 5
じゃあ どうするんです
Then what will you do?

今持ってる薬か機械でなんとかしなくては
I'll have to use the drugs or machines I have now.

ウロウロ
Uro uro - Loiter

Panel 6
あっ そうだ
Ah, I see.

ピタッ
Pita - Stop

Panel 7
独裁者の玩具を使おう
I'll use the dictator's toy.

Panel 8
なんですそりゃ
What's that?

待ってろ
Wait.

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Panel 1
これだ 今見せてやるからスクリーンを注目してろ
It's this. I'll show you now, so pay attention to the screen.

Panel 2
映画かな
Is it a movie?

最近映画館に行ってないから楽しみだな
I haven't been to a movie theatre recently so this should be fun.

Panel 3
最近見た映画は？
Have you seen any movies recently?

えーと
Ummm

Panel 4
伊賀の影丸
Kagemaru of Iga

伊賀の影丸？！
Kagemaru of Iga?!

Panel 5
実写で？
Live action?

もちろん
Of course.

何年前の話だ 松方弘樹の主演だったなんて今時誰も知らんぞ
It's a story from many years ago. Does no one know that Hiroki Matsukata starred in it?

ザワザワ
Zawa zawa - Murmur

知ってるじゃないか
You didn't know?

Panel 6
モジモジ
Moji moji - Fidget

Panel 7
ちょっとトイレ
Wait a minute, this is a toilet.

そういえばぼくも
Now that you mention it, so is mine.

Panel 8
ぼくも
Mine too.

ぼくも
Mine too.

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Panel 1
こらーっ 早くしなかもれちゃうじゃないか
Heeey, I need to take a quick leak.

フッフッ
Hu hu

Panel 2
諸君 膀胱に手をあててよく考えたまえ 本当に尿意を感じているかね
Gentlemen, put a hand on your bladder and think about it. Do you really feel the need to pee.

Panel 3
ええっ？
Eeh?

あれっ？！
Huh?!

Panel 4
そういえばさっきトイレに行ったばかりだ
Now that I think about it, I went to the toilet just a bit ago.

殿下どういうことです！
Your Highness, what is the meaning of this?!

Panel 5
キチキチキチ
Kichi kichi kichi - Click click click

Panel 6
ボーッ
Boo - Whoosh

オシッコがしたい
You want to pee.

Panel 7
ああっ？！
Aah?!

可視光線と赤外線との間のギリギリの波長でこれを投射してたんだ
This was projected at a wavelength between visible rays and infra-red rays.

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Panel 1
目には見えないが識域下ではメッセージをとらえているつまり知らず知らずのうちに強力な暗示を受けるわけだ
It's invisible but it sends a subliminal message. In short, you unconsciously receive a strong suggestion.

Panel 2
この暗示の力は強烈だぞ 三日もあれば大嫌いな相手を大好きにさせることもできる
The power of suggestion is intense. In three days you could make someone love someone they hated.

Panel 3
その気になればブッシュとカダフィを恋人同士にだってできるんだ
If you wanted you could even make Bush and Gaddafi lovers.

すごいですね
Amazing.

Panel 4
なんでもヒトラーが国民をロボットにするために開発させたという話だ
There's a story that Hitler developed it in order to make humans robots.

それで独裁者の玩具ですか
So that's the dictator's toy?

おわお
Whoa

Panel 5
つまりこの装置を使って
In short, I'll use this equipment.

ガチャガチャ
Gacha gacha - Click click

Panel 6
バーン
Baan - Bam

リチャードバートンが好き！
I like Richard Barton!

Panel 7
ミス キースリングとやらに暗示を与えるのだ！
I'll give Miss Kiessling this suggestion!

いいのかな
Is that okay?

Panel 8
いいも悪いもあるか！すぐ映写機を取り付けてこい！
Who cares if it's good or bad?! Install a projector immediately!

はいー！
Yeees!

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Panel 1
タマネギたちはさっそくバネッサ∥キースリングのアパートをたずねて(もちろん無断で)映写機をいくつも取り付けた
The Tamanegi visited the apartment of Vanessa Kiessling (without permission, of course) and installed the projector immediately.

Panel 3
チラッ
Chira - Glance

Panel 5
ホーッ
Hooh

Panel 6
目には見えないがこうなってる
She couldn't see it, but it was like this.

リチャードバートンが好き！
I love Richard Barton!

リチャードバートンが好き！
I love Richard Barton!

リチャードバートンが好き！
I love Richard Barton!

Panel 7
三日後
Three days later

そろそろいいかな
It should be fine soon.

Panel 8
ピンポーン
Pin poon - Ding dong

Panel 9
はい？
Yes?

ガチャッ
Gacha - Click

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Panel 1
バートン大尉
Captain Bartin

Panel 2
が あなたと結婚を前提としたおつきあいをしたがってます OKですね？！
He'd like to go on a date with you as a preamble to marriage. Is that OK?!

Panel 3
あなた方は？！
He would?!

Panel 4
そんなことはどうでもいいOKですね？！
Nevermind that, is it OK?!

Panel 5
それは。。。
I...

Panel 6
できません！
can't!

わっ！
Wah!

えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 7
暗示がたりなかったかな
The suggestions weren't enough.

ひょっとして まだバンコラン少佐のことを
Is it possible you still love Major Bancoran.

Panel 8
いいえ なぜかこの二・三日急にバートン大尉をお慕いするようになったのです！
No, for some reason a few days ago I started pining for Captain Barton!

じゃあ なぜ！
Then, why?!

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Panel 1
だって私
Because I'm

Panel 2
男なんですものー！
a man!

ワアアア！
Waaaah!

なんだそんなこと
What? Is that all?

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 3
なーっ！！
Whaaa?!!

Panel 4
なんだとつまらん冗談を
Don't tell stupid jokes!

本当なんです！
It's true!

Panel 5
ちょっと失礼
Excuse me.

Panel 6
ムギュッ
Mugyu - Squeeze

Panel 7
男ですー！
He's a man!

Panel 8
何を握って確認したかは言わんでいい！これはどーゆーことだー！
You didn't have to grab him to make sure! What's the meaning of this?!

Panel 9
私 小さい頃からスカートをはいてお人形遊ぶをするのが大好きでした
Since I was small I loved wearing skirts and playing with dolls.

Panel 10
そんなある日一人の男の子を好きになって
On day I came to like boys.

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Panel 1
その時自分が精神的に女であることを自覚したのです
At that time I realized I was a woman mentally.

あああ
Aaah

Panel 2
それ以来女として生きる決心をしました といってもニューハーフとか水商売とかは好きでないので
Since then I was determined to live as a woman, however, I didn't like the life of a transvestite performer or the night life.

Panel 3
双子の姉の履歴書を使い身体検査の時には姉に代わってもらってMI6の採用試験を受け ごく普通の女性として生きようと思ったのです
I used my twin sister's personal history and physical checkup and was employed at MI6. I lived my life as an ordinary woman.

Panel 4
私も何度か恋はしましたがでも私が本当の女性でないことを知ると皆裏切られたといって離れていきました
I fell in love many times, but when men learned I wasn't a real woman they would betray me and leave.

そりゃまあ
Well...

Panel 5
バンコラン少佐は10代の美少年しか相手になさらないということですし決まった方もいらっしゃるそうなので安心してあこがれていられたのですが
Bancoran only takes teenage pretty boys as his partners, so I thought that here I could peacefully long after him.

Panel 6
でもバートン様は違います ノーマルな方ですから本当のことを知れば私など。。。
But Mr. Barton is different. He's a normal person, so if he knew about me...

なななな
Wha-wha-wha-wha!

Panel 7
たいへんだー！
This is bad!

ダッ！
Da! - Stomp!

Panel 8
ガチャッ
Gacha - Click

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Panel 1
もしもし！もしもしバンコラン！
Hello! Hello, Bancoran!

Panel 2
パタリロか 惚れ薬はどうなってる
Patalliro? How is the love potion coming?

Panel 3
それなんだが実は一大事が
About that, there's been a big problem!

言いわけはやめろ！
Don't give me any excuses!

Panel 4
成功した 二人を結びつけたという報告以外は聞きたくない
I don't want to hear from you until you've successfully put them together.

しかし
But

Panel 5
くどい！
You talk too much!

ビクッ
Biku - Shock

Panel 6
。。。どうしても？
...At any cost?

そうだ
Yes.

Panel 7
何がなんでも二人をくっつけると？！
Put them together no matter what?!

そうだ！
Yes!

Panel 8
わかった
I get it.

ガチャン！
Gachan! - Click!

Panel 9
くっつけてやろうじゃないか！
Let's get them together!

ええっ？！
Eeh?!

Panel 10
何をグズグズしてる！バートン大尉の宿舎に映写機を取り付けろー！
This is no time for loitering! Install the projector in Captain Barton's lodging house!

キャーッ！
Kyaaah!

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Panel 1
チラッ
Chira - Glance

Panel 3
こうなっている
It looks like this.

男でもいい！男でもいい！男でもいい！男でもいい！男でもいい！
A man is fine, too! A man is fine, too! A man is fine, too! A man is fine, too! A man is fine, too!

ホーッ
Hooh

Panel 4
さらに三日後
Another three days

Panel 6
チン
Chin - Click

もしもし
ああ
Hello.
Aah.

Panel 7
パタリロ
It's Patalliro.

Panel 8
わたしだ
It's me.

今バートン大尉と一緒なんだが これから行っていいか？
I'm with Captain Barton now, can I go there?

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Panel 1
成功したのか
It was successful?

まあな 行っていいか
Who knows. Can I go?

Panel 2
もちろんだすぐ来い
Of course, come right away.

Panel 3
すぐ行っていいのか
I can go there right now?

ああ
Yeah.

Panel 4
ほんとにすぐだぞ
Are you sure?

だからいいと言ってるだろう！
I said it's fine!

Panel 6
回りくどいまねをするな！
Stop being indirect!

ピンポーン
Pinpoon - Ding dong

Panel 7
ミス キースリングだろう 来るように言っといたんだ
It's Miss Kiessling. I told her to come.

Panel 8
ギッ
Gi - Squeak

Panel 9
あの。。。こちらへうかがうようにと
Umm... I was told to come here.

あれっ？
Huh?

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Panel 1
ハッ
Hah

Panel 2
大尉のそばへ。。。大丈夫 あなたのことはすべてご存知です
Go to the captain... It's okay, he knows everything.

Panel 3
私でよろしいの？
You're fine with me?

Panel 4
君でなければいけないのです
I have to be with you.

Panel 5
ああ！
Aah!

Panel 6
お望みどおり二人をくっつけたぞ
They're together like you wanted.

よくやった
You did well.

Panel 7
バンコラン ひとつ言っておきたいことがある 耳の穴をかっぽじってよーく聞け
Bancoran, there's something I have to tell you. So pin your ears back and listen well.

Panel 8
ミス キースリングは男なんだ！
Miss Kiessling is a man!

Panel 9
それで？
And?

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Panel 1
知ってたの？
You knew?

もちろんだ おまえだって一目見て気がついたろう
Of course. You'd have realized it at a glance, too.

Panel 2
ミス バネッサ∥キースリングというのに女装した男だったから驚きはしたが
I was surprised that Miss Vanessa Kiessling was a crossdresser.

Panel 3
しかし個人的な事情をせんさくしても始まらんしバートンが男を好きになったというなら それもよかろうと思ってな
But, I wasn't going to pry into his personal circumstances. If Barton fell for a man, I thought that was fine, too.

なななっ！
Wha-wha-wha!

Panel 4
バートンよかったな
Barton, congratulations.

ポン
Pon - Pat

Panel 5
つまらん女にひっかかるよりこっちの方がずっといい わたしとマライヒのように幸せになれよ
This is much better than catching a boring woman. You can be happy like Maraich and me.

バンコランありがとう！
Bancoran, thanks!

Panel 6
ガッチリ！
Gachiri! - Clap!

Panel 7
みんな友だちですね
Everyone is friends.

Panel 8
みんなホモだちじゃないかー！！
Is everyone homo?!!

みんな友だち/おわり
Everyone is Friends / End