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花とゆめCOMICS
Hana to yume comics

パタリロ!
Patalliro!

第48巻
Volume 48

魔夜峰央
Mineo MAYA

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目次
Table of Contents

きれい好き(パタリロ!205)。。。。5
I Love Cleanliness (Patalliro! 205) ..........5

前世再生機(パタリロ!206)。。。。35
The Reincarnation Machine (Patalliro! 206) ..........35

ギリシャ聖像の謎(パタリロ!ミステリー1)。。。99
Mystery of the Greek Icon (Patalliro! Mystery 1) ..........99

絶滅少年カマタリ！。。。。129
Forbidden First Day of a Sumo Tournament ..........129

てんてんぽ島原の乱。。。。169
Sensual Spring Sumo Tournament ..........169

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きれい好き
パタリロ!205
I Love Cleanliness
Patalliro! 205

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Panel 1
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera.

Panel 2
タマネギ部隊は大所帯ですからいろんな人間がいます
The Tamanegi Force is a large family so there are various people.

Panel 3
まじめなのや なまけ者食べることしか興味をしめさないのや 根っからのスXベ
There's serious ones. There's lazy people interested in nothing but eating. There are playboys through and through.

※この作品はフィクションです。実在も人物・団体・事件などとはいっさい関係ありません。
*This is a work of fiction. It's unrelated to any real people, organizations or events.

Panel 4
そういった内面をメークで隠しているわけですが
It's all hidden under that make-up, but

Panel 5
中にはひと目で性格がわかるタイプもいます
there are types you can understand the personality of with a glance.

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Panel 1
たとえばタマネギ三千号
For example, Tamanegi 3,000.

Panel 2
このいでたちを見て彼がサーファーだとおもう人はいないでしょう
There isn't a person who would think he was a surfer looking at this outfit.

Panel 3
そうです彼はお掃除大好き人間なのです
Yes, he's a person who loves to clean things.

Panel 4
ボカボカ
Boka boka - Pow pow

あっ
Ah

Panel 5
何をしている！
What are you doing?!

ダッ
Da - Tap

Panel 6
止めるな！
Stop!

Panel 7
ケンカなら外でやれ ホコリがたつ！
Go fight outside, you'll get things dusty!

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Panel 1
ふんまにもう
This is such a pain.

サッサッ
Sa sa - Swish swish

ケンカしてたわけじゃない こいつぼくたちの悪口を言ってたんだ
That's not why we were fighting. This guy was saying bad things about us.

あがっ
Agah

Panel 2
食べることしか興味をしめさないとか根っからのスXベとか殿下はアホで豚以下だとか
Like that we weren't interested in anything but eating or were playboys through and through or that His Highness was stupid and lower than a pig.

言ってません
I didn't say that.

Panel 3
外でつるしあげてやる
I'll hang you up outside.

ヒエーッ
Hyeeeh

むっ！
Mmph!

Panel 4
チャッ
Cha - Click

Panel 6
サッ
Sa - Swish

パッパッ
Pa pa - Pat pat

Panel 7
むむっ！
Mmmmph!

Panel 8
ポロポロ
Poro poro - Drop drop

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Panel 1
どうした
What's wrong?

キャラメルの紙がむきにくくて
It's hard to take the paper off caramels.

Panel 2
天誅！
Divine retribution!

ゴッ！
Go! - Bam!

Panel 3
ゴミをまきちちしながら歩くとはなんたる非道！
Walking around scattering trash is inhumane!

こらーっ！
Heeey!

Panel 4
紙クズぐらいで後頭部をどやされてたまるかー！
You smacked the back of my head over some wastepaper?!

反省してないな
I'm not sorry.

Panel 5
これを見ろ
Look at this.

トイレの漂白剤じゃないか
Isn't that toilet bleach?

Panel 6
2種類まぜて塩素ガスを発生させてやろうか~~~
Shall I mix 2 kinds and make a chloric gas~~~?

ヒッヒッ
Hee hee

Panel 7
よく理解できないけど許してくれ~！
I didn't understand, please forgive me~!

わかればよろしい
It's good if you understand.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

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Panel 1
なんというか。。。
My goodness...

Panel 2
最近宮殿が住みにくくなった
The palace has gotten hard to live in recently.

Panel 3
以前はどこもほどよくちらかっていた
Before it was moderately disordered everywhere.

Panel 4
とくにぼくの部屋はここちよい乱雑さにあふれていて
My room especially is a cluttered mess.

Panel 5
ゴソゴソ
Goso goso - Rustle rustle

Panel 6
ゴソッ
Goso - Rustle

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Panel 1
栄養満点のゴミを食べたゴキブリやネズミが巨大化したり
Cockroaches and mice that have eaten perfectly nutritional garbage had grown huge.

キシャーッ
Kishaa - Roooar

Panel 2
ゴソゴソ
Goso goso - Rustle rustle

Panel 3
ペタッ
Peta - Stick

Panel 4
シャカシャカ
Shaka shaka - Scrape scrape

Panel 5
キャーッ 何あこれはー！
Kyaaah, what is that?!

長野名物よつんばいパパアだー！
It's the famous all fours papa!

時にはえたいのしれないものが発生したり
At times mysterious things pop out.

Panel 6
楽しかったなあ
It was comfortable.

しみじみ
Deeply

Panel 7
なのになんだ現在のありさまはー！
But look at how it is now!

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Panel 1
きれいすぎて落ちつかんじゃないかー！
It's too clean, I can't be calm in here!

ピカピカ
Pika pika - Sparkle sparkle

Panel 2
全面的に賛同できないところもありますがわれわれも殿下の意見に賛成です
I can't completely endorse it but we support Your Highness' opinion.

Panel 3
三千号が宮殿中をみがきあげてるんですが彼のきれい好きは度をこしてるんです
3,000 is shining up the palace but his love for cleaning has crossed the line.

このあいだも
Just the other day...

Panel 4
ショリショリ
Shori shori - Peel peel

Panel 5
ポロッ
Poro - Drop

あ
Ah

Panel 6
ガーッ
Gaa - Roooar

Panel 7
ちらかすなと何度言ったらわかるんだ！
No matter how many times I say not to make a mess you still don't get it!

ボカボカ
Boka boka - Pow pow

ヒエーッ
Hyeeeh

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Panel 1
といった具合です
And that's what happened.

あいつ以前からそんな性格だったのか
Did he have that kind of personality before?

きれい好きではあったな
He loved cleaning.

うむ
Yeah.

Panel 2
三千号は一年前チンゴル大使館に転任になって先月帰ってきたんですが どうやらむこうでおかしくなったらしいんです
3,000 was posted a year ago in the Chingol Embassy and returned last month but it seems like something strange happened over there.

というと？
Meaning?

Panel 3
大使館に連絡してたしかめたんですが彼はむこうに着いてすぐ部屋の掃除を始めたそうです
I contacted the embassy to make sure but when he arrived there he immediately started cleaning his room.

Panel 4
しかし ご承知のようにチンゴル大使館は砂漠のまん中にあって一年中砂ボコリがたえません
However, as you know, Chingol Embassy is surrounded in a cloud of dust year round.

Panel 5
何度掃除してもすぐ部屋中ジャリジャリになってしまうので三千号は頭にきて
No matter how many times he cleaned it, his room became a mess again 3,000 went mad.

Panel 6
大使館中の窓やドアを目ばりして
He put weather stripping on the windows and doors in the embassy.

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Panel 1
大型掃除機で毎日掃除をしまくったそうです
It seems he cleaned daily with a giant vacuum cleaner.

Panel 2
おかげで大使館はきれいになりましたが
And thanks to him the embassy became cleaned, but...

Panel 3
生来のきれい好きに拍車がかかった三千号はそれ以来
3,000's love for cleaning has been spurred on since then.

Panel 4
顕微鏡を片手に砂をひと粒ずつひろって歩くような病的な潔癖症になってしまったそうです
It seems he became abnormally obsessive about cleaning, walking around with a microscope in one hand and finding single grains of sand.

あった
Ah, there it is.

こっちにもあったぞ
Here too.

ヒッヒッ
Hee hee

Panel 5
それが続いてるわけか
And he's still doing that.

環境の犠牲者だな
A victim of the environment.

気の毒だがこのままじゃ落ちついて仕事ができんぞ
It's pitiful, but we can't work calmly like this.

Panel 6
仕事どころかゆっくりトイレにも入れない
Not even just work: I can't even relax in the bathroom.

そうか？
Really?

Panel 7
知らんのか あいつわれわれがトイレに入る所を見張ってるんだぞ
You didn't know? He keeps guard when we go in the bathroom.

どーして
Why?

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Panel 1
用をたしたあと便器に
After we do our business, in the toilet...

Panel 2
ンコ
Shi-

Panel 3
がこびりついてないかどうかチェックしてるんだ
He makes sure it doesn't stick.

それはえげつない
That's nasty.

Panel 4
そんなこと気にしてたら出るものも出なくなってしまう
When I'm worried about that I can't go.

少しぐらいいいじゃないか
Isn't that okay?

そーだそーだ
Yeah, yeah.

ぼくなんか便器になすりつけてるのに
I rub mine against the toilet.

Panel 5
えっ？！
Eh?!

えっ！
Eh!

Panel 6
みんなやらないのか？
Doesn't everyone?

何を
What?!

Panel 7
だからナニをしたあと
Then after that...

Panel 8
ムニョムニョ
Munyo munyo - Squish squish

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Panel 1
ヌリヌリ
Nuri nuri - Slip slip

Panel 2
ウニンウニン
Unin unin - Squeak squeak

Panel 3
殿下そんなことをやってたんですか？！
Your Highness, you do that?!

きったなーっ
Disgusting

どうりで今までトイレが異様にくさくてきたないくさきたなかったわけだ！
It's no wonder has always smelled strange and was dirty!

Panel 4
どういう行動だろう
What kind of behavior is that?

犬のオシッコと同じじゃないか なわばりを示す匂いづけた
Isn't it the same as a dog marking his territory with urine?

人と犬を一緒にするな！
Don't lump humans and dogs together!

Panel 5
これには心理学的な裏づけがあるんだ フロイトもふん便∥贈与∥お金という象徴的関係を指摘しているように
It's backed by psychology. Freud pointed out a symbolic relationship between feces, gifts and money.

Panel 6
肛門には保持(貯留)と破壊(排せつ)という両面の機能がある！
The anus has a dual function with both retention (collection) and destruction (discharge)!

Panel 7
人間は子供の時母親とのコミュニケーションが充分でないと大人になってから心理的な障害が生じるのだ
When people are kids, when they don't have enough communication with their mother they'll have psychological damage when they become an adult.

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Panel 1
その時 体のどの器官にこだわるかによって口唇期的とか肛門期的と呼ばれる 口唇期的な現象として代表的なのがタバコだな
Then those people fuss over what's typically called oral and anal phases. A typical oral stage phenomenon is cigarettes.

誰の横顔かはあえて言わんが
I won't say whose profile that is.

Panel 2
ヘビーススモーカーはニコチンよりは寧タバコが唇にふれる感触を必要としているまたアルシハイマー痴呆患者が家の壁にンコをぬりたくったりするのはあきらかに肛門期的幼児化現象だ
A heavy smoker would need the feel of a cigarette touching his lips rather than the nicotine. Or a patient with alzheimers/dementia would paint the walls of their home with shi-, clearly infantile anal-stage like behavior.

ドスケ バカ
Lecher idiot

殿下はそれですか
Your Highness, what is that?

Panel 3
たとえば三島由紀夫の作品には肛門期的特徴があらわれている
For example, anal-stage like behavior appears in Mishima Yukio's works.

Panel 4
彼は幼い時母親とひきさかれているからそういう衝動が強烈だ 金閣寺を燃やす紅蓮の炎はあきらかに黄金のソコの象徴だな 彼はせっかく築きあげた地位や自分の肉体までも自ら滅ぼしてしまった これは典型的な保持(貯留)と破壊(排せつ)の肛門期的行動だ
Because he was separated from his mother when he was young that gave him intense urges. The flaming crimson fire burning down the Temple of the Golden Pavilion is clearly a symbol of gold shi-. He even destroyed his built-up status and his body. This anal-stage like behavior is typical of maintenace (collection) and desctruction (discharge).

Panel 5
何が言いたいんです
What are you trying to say?

だから！
So!

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Panel 1
ぼくはお金をためるばかりで使わないからその代償として思いっきりソコを排せつしてそれをメチャメチャにまきちらしているのだ！
Because I keep saving money and don't use it, I have to discharge my shi- as much as I can to compensate and I scatter it around and make a huge mess!

Panel 2
そうやって精神のバランスをとっているのだわかったか！
So you see, I'm balancing my spirit!

わかりました しかし そこまで自分の深層心理を把握してるなら
I see. But if you understand your own mentality that deeply...

Panel 3
理性でおさえんかい！
Then be rational!

ドカドカ
Doka doka - Pow pow

ギャーッ
Gyaaah

Panel 4
という具合にパタリロたちが格調高い会話を楽しんでいる間も 三千号は掃除にせいをだしていた
While Patalliro and the others were enjoying a magnificent conversation, 3,000 was out cleaning.

セッセセッセ
Sesse sesse - Quick quick

Panel 5
彼はこの応接室が一番のお気に入りだった
The parlor was his favorite room.

いつもながら掃除のしがいのある部屋だ
As always, it's a challenging room to clean.

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Panel 1
ケチな殿下も大切なお客様を通すこの部屋だけはお金をかけてるからな
His Highness only spends money on this room even though he's stingy because important customers because important guests come through.

Panel 2
イタリア製の家具
The furniture is made in Italy.

Panel 3
中近東から取り寄せた絹のカーテンアメリカンコンテンポラリーの絵に唐三彩の花びん
一流品ばかりだ
The silk curtains were ordered from the Near and Middle East. The picture is American contemporary. The tri-colored flower vase is is from the T'ang Dynasty.
It's only top-class products.

Panel 4
しかし調度品が高価というだけじゃなく。。。
But it's not just the furniture that is high price...

なんていうか
My goodness

Panel 5
そう 各部屋にはそれぞれ個性があるんだ たとえば殿下の部屋はあつかいにくい感じ
Yes, every room has a personality. For example, His Highness' room is difficult to take care of.

Panel 6
ひねくれていていくら掃除しても雑然とした感じが残ってしまうでもここはちがう
It's uncooperative and no matter how much I clean I'm still let feeling like it's a mess. But, this is different.

Panel 7
たとえて言うなら愛らしくて素直な女性のようだ
I would say it's like a beautiful, obedient lady.

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Panel 1
掃除をすればするほどどんどんきれいになるぼくの努力に一生懸命こたえてくれているみたいだ
When I'm cleaning, it steadily becomes more beautiful like it's responding to my strenuous efforts.

Panel 2
なでっ
Nade - Stroke

Panel 3
応接室。。。
The parlor...

Panel 4
宮殿が全部君みたいだったらいいのにこれからもがんばって掃除するからね
All of the room in the palace should look like you. I'll clean as hard as I can.

Panel 5
ありがとう
Thanks

Panel 6
えっ？
Eh?

Panel 8
気のせいかな
It must be my imagination.

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Panel 1
さあ次は図書室と台所だ がんばるぞー
Well, next is the library and the kitchen. I'll do my best.

Panel 3
ポッ
Po - Poof

Panel 4
このあたりでいいんですかー
Is this area good?

Panel 5
よーし穴を掘れ
All right, dig a hole.

ザッザッ
Za za - Swish swish

応接室の裏あたりだな
Back of the parlor.

Panel 6
ここを選んだわけは？
Why did you choose this spot?

このへんは土がやわらかいんだ 穴を掘りやすいし もがいて登ろうとしても土がくずれて脱出できない
The earth around here is soft. It'll be easy to dig a hole here and even if he struggles to climb up, the earth will crumbled and he won't be able to escape.

Panel 7
 誰かもがくのか？
Who will struggle?

話を聞いてないのか
You didn't hear?

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Panel 1
殿下の発案で三千号にショック療法をほどこすことになったんだ
His Highness suggested we perform shock therapy on 3,000.

生ゴミをもってきたぞー
He brought some garbage.

Panel 2
落とし穴を掘って三千号をつき落とす 中にはゴミがいっぱいだ二 三日ほうっておいて三千号の潔癖症を矯正する計画だ
We'll dig a hole and push 3,000 in, then fill it with garbage. We plan to leave him alone for a few days and it should fix 3,000's love of cleaning.

Panel 4
大丈夫かな そんなことをして三千号発狂したりしないかな
Is that okay? Won't it drive 3,000 mad?

そうなれば病院送りだ どっちにしてもやっかいばらいできる
If that happens we'll send him to a hospital. Either way, good riddance.

Panel 5
ポンポン
Pon pon - Pat pat

Panel 6
できました
It's done.

よーし
All right.

スー
Suu - Breathe

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Panel 1
三千号ーゴミが落ちてるぞー！
3,000, some trash fell on the floor!

Panel 2
ぞー。。。ぞー。。。ぞー。。。
Zoo... zoo... zoo... - Rumble... rumble... rumble...

Panel 3
どこだー！！
Where?!!

ダダダダ
Da da da da - Tap tap tap tap

Panel 4
こっちこっち
Here, here!

ハッ
Hah

Panel 5
ここここ
Here, here.

Panel 6
おのれあんな所に紙クズをすてるとは神をも恐れぬ悪業ざんまい！
Do you have no fear of God when you drop  waste paper?!

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Panel 1
ガボッ
Gabo - Squish

わっ？！
Wah?!

Panel 2
ひえ~~~っ！！
Hyeeeh~!!

Panel 3
やった これで元の生活が！
We did it! Now we can get back to our normal lives!

Panel 4
バーン
Baan - Baam

Panel 5
シュルッ
Shuru - Snake

Panel 6
ザッ
Za - Swish

Panel 7
ズボッ
Zubo - Boom

Panel 8
ああっ？！
Aah?!

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Panel 1
バターン！
Bataan! - Slam!

Panel 2
何だ今のは！
What was that?!

カーテンが三千号を助けたように見えましたが！
It looks like the curtains helped 3,000!

Panel 3
ガタガタ
Gata gata - Clatter clatter

Panel 4
あかない！
They won't open!

ガラスをやぶれ！
Break the glass!

Panel 5
やめんか！
Stop!

Panel 6
応接室には金がかかってる窓もボヘミア産のクリスタルガラスなんだ！ドアへ回れ！
The windows of the parlor are crystal glass expensive crystal glass made in Bohemia! Go around to the door!

Panel 7
ガチャガチャ
Gacha gacha - Click click

Panel 8
マスターキーを使ってもあきません！
The master key won't open it!

ドアをやぶろう！
Let's break down the door!

Panel 9
やめろとゆーに！
I said stop!

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Panel 1
ドアはカナダから取り寄せた高価な古代樫だ！傷をつけちゃいかん！
The door is expensive oak ordered from Canada! Don't damage it!

じゃあどうするんです！
Then what should we do?!

Panel 2
三千号出てこーい！
3,000, come out!

Panel 3
シーン
Shiin - Sileeence

さからうつもりだな
Do you plan on disobeying me?

Panel 4
よーしそっちがその気なら考えがあるぞ
手分けしてドアと窓を見張れ
All right, if that's his intent I have an idea.
Split up and watch the doors and windows.

はっ
Yes sir.

Panel 5
何もしなくていいぞほうっておいても明日になれば腹がへって出てくるだろう
We don't have to do anything. If we leave him alone he'll get hungry tomorrow and come out.

Panel 6
そしたらふんじばって農園のこえだめにぶちこんでやる
Then we'll tie him up and throw him into a plantation excrement tank.

うわあ
Whoa

Panel 7
しかし 3日たっても出てこなかった
But he didn't come out for 3 days.

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Panel 1
どうなってるんだ！
What should we do?!

わかりません！
I don't know!

Panel 2
どうして三日も飲まず食わずで平気なんだ！調べろ！
How can he be fine without food or water for three days?! Investigate!

Panel 3
カチッ
Kachi - Click

Panel 4
見えるか！
Can you see?!

カーテンをしめきってるがすきまからなんとか
The curtains are closed but I can see a bit through a gap.

Panel 5
ウッラウッラ
Urra urra - Refreshed

Panel 6
ああ いい気分だ
Aah, I feel good.

Panel 8
サーッ
Saa - Fssshhh

Panel 9
ここちよいBGMさわやかで清浄な空気
There's pleasant background music and fresh, pure air.

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Panel 1
チリひとつ落ちていない部屋まさしく理想郷だ
There isn't a single piece of dirt on the floor. This room is utopia.

Panel 2
応接室またちょっとおなかがすいてきたよ
Parlor, I'm a little hungry again.

Panel 3
ザワッ
Zawa - Rustle

Panel 4
ザワザワ
Zawa zawa - Rustle rustle

Panel 6
プクーッ
Pukuu - Swell

Panel 7
スーッ
Suu - Smoothly

Panel 8
ポトッ
Poto - Drop

Panel 9
ああおいしい これひとつで満腹になって喉のかわきもいやされる
Aah, delicious. This will fill me up and soothe my dry throat.

ショリショリ
Shori shori - Crunch crunch

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Panel 1
ありがとう応接室まさか君に人格があってぼくの味方をしてくれるなんて思いもよらなかった
Thanks, Parlor. I never thought a character like you would take sides with me.

Panel 2
愛してるよ
I love you.

Panel 3
あたくしも
I love you, too.

Panel 4
ポッ
Po - Blush

愛しい愛しい！
Love, love!

スリスリ
Suri suri - Rub rub

Panel 5
応接室に人格がー？！
The parlor has a personality?!

Panel 6
三千号はそう言ってました
That's what 3,000 said.

彼は応接室を特別ていねいに掃除してましたから両者に愛がめばえたのかもしれません
Because he was taking special care cleaning the parlor, it seems love grew between both of them.

Panel 7
信じられん
I don't believe it.

殿下こうなったら多少の出費は覚悟してドアをぶちやぶりましょう！
Your Highness, if it's come to this let's resolve ourselves to bear the expense and break down the door!

Panel 8
まてそれが本当なら打つ手はある
Wait. If that's true there's another way.

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Panel 1
ピンポローン
Pin poroon - Ding dooong

Panel 2
宮殿中の部屋の諸君に告く
A message to the good rooms of the palace.

Panel 3
今までキチンとなされていた掃除がこの三日ほと行われないのに諸君も気づいていると思うがこれは応接室のわがままによるものである
For the past three days you haven't been properly cleaned. If you've noticed this, too, this is because of the selfish parlor.

Panel 4
応接室は清掃係の三千号をとじこめ一人じめしているのである こんな暴挙が許されてよいものかどうか諸君の判断をあおぎたい
The parlor has locked up our cleaning man, 3,000, and kept him for itself. I'll leave if up to you for how you want to deal with this. Violence is permitted.

Panel 5
以上
Over.

ピーッ
Pii - Beep

Panel 6
誰に向けての放送です
Who was that broadcast for?

だから宮殿中の部屋だ
The rooms in the palace.

Panel 7
応接室に人格があるならほかの部屋にもあるだろう 部屋同士の話しあいで事態が解決すればドアを破るなんてまねをしなくてすむ
If the parlor has a personality then other rooms would, too. We don't have to break the door if the situation can be settled by letting the rooms discuss it.

部屋同士の話しあい~？
Letting the rooms discuss it~?

Panel 8
するかな
I wonder if they can.

するかもしれないこの宮殿では何が起こっても不思議じゃない
They probably can. A lot of strange things have happened in this palace.

うーむ
Yeah.

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Panel 1
おい図書室
Hey, library.

Panel 2
なんですか台所君
What is it, kitchen?

Panel 3
聞いたかい応接室のアマずいぶんあこぎなまねをさらしてるじゃねーか
Did you hear? Isn't that rookie parlor being awfully greedy?

Panel 4
そーだそーだ
Yeah, yeah.

誰だ おお待ち合い室か
Who is it? Ooh, waiting room?

Panel 5
せっかくきれいだったのに またうすよごれてきちゃったよ 掃除係をひとりじめするなんてとんでもない
Even though I was finally clean, I'm getting dirty again. How can they monopolize the cleaning staff?

Panel 6
ぼくはよごれてる方がいいぞー！
I like being dirty!

ほっとけ 殿下の寝室だ
Leave us alone, Your Highness' room.

Panel 7
ぼく考えるんだけど
I thought about it but...

Panel 8
物置はだまっとれ！
Quiet, storage room!

あっ その声は玄関だな
Ah, that voice. It's the entrance.

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Panel 1
物置だってバカにするないぼくの父さんは大英博物館で物置やってるんだぞ
Don't make fun of the storage room. My father was a storage room at a British Museum.

Panel 2
何をぬかす わしの家系は代々ホワイトハウスの玄関じゃ
That's nothing. My ancestor was the entranceway for the White House.

おじさんだけちがうんだね
You're just an old-timer.

Panel 3
やかましい！！
Shut up!!

仲間われしてどーする
What should we do about all this quarreling?

Panel 4
とにかく文句を言ってやろーじゃねーか
Anyhow, this is just complaining.

おい応接室
Hey, parlor.

Panel 5
なによ
What?

話は聞いてたろう あんまりわがままなまねをするんじゃねーよ
We heard the story. You're being too selfish.

Panel 6
何言ってんだい この人はあたしのことを気にいってるんだよ 自分たちにミリョクがないからってひがむんじゃないよ
What are you saying? This person favors me. Don't be jealous, it's not an attractive quality.

Panel 7
色じかけでたぶらかしたくせにえらそーなことを
Don't be so conceited when you tricked him like a Venus fly trap!

なんだって！ちょっと台所あんたケンカを売ってるの！
What?! Are you looking for a fight, kitchen?!

Panel 8
やろうってのか！
Are you gonna give it to me?!

やるっての？！
And if I do?!

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Panel 1
まあまあ
Now now.

おじさん年寄りはひっこんでなよ
Stay out of the way old man.

Panel 2
物置はだまっとれ！
Be quiet, storage room!

パカッ
Paka - Thwack

あいたっ！
Ow!

Panel 3
やったなー！
I did it!

おっこいつ年長者にむかって！
Oh, the old-timer wants to take me on?!

Panel 4
このアマー！キーッ！！
You rookie! Kyaah!!

おいよせ相手は女性じゃないか
Hey, stop! Isn't your opponent a lady?

あっ資料室応接室の味方をする気か
Ah, reference room, you plan on siding with parlor?

Panel 5
ぼくはただ
I'm just saying...

おいどうして地下駐車場が口をはさむんだ
Hey, why doesn't basement throw in a word?

いけないのかよ
Can't I?

Panel 6
日かげ者がでしゃばるな！
Don't butt in you social outcast!

なんだとー！！
What?!!

ワーッ
Waaaah

Panel 7
というわけで
So...

ゴゴゴゴ
Go go go go - Rumble rumble

Panel 8
わわわ！
Wah wah wah!

何だこれは！
What is this?!

グラグラ
Gura gura - Wobble

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Panel 1
パタリロがつまらない放送をしたばかりに宮殿中が敵と味方に分かれての大ゲンカその結果
Patalliro just made a dull broadcast but the result was the palace dividing into foe and ally for a big fight.

Panel 2
宮殿は崩壊しました
The palace collapsed.

ガラガラ
Gara gara - Crumble

Panel 3
でも そのおかげで三千号は正気にもどったのです
But, thanks to that 3,000 was returned to his true self.

どうなったんだ~~~
What happened~~~?

Panel 4
しかし そうか いくらきれいにしても形あるものはいつかこわれてしまうんだな
But is this it? No matter how much I clean this it'll still be all broken down.

Panel 5
掃除なんかやめたー！
Time to stop cleaning!

Panel 6
あとに残されたのはがれきの山の修理にいくらかかるか恐ろしくて計算もできないパタリロたち
It was so frightening how much it would cost to repair the mountain of rubble left behind that Patalliro and the others couldn't calculate it.

ボーゼン
Dumbfounded

Panel 7
教訓 過ぎたるはおよばざるがごとし
The lesson is, you can have too much of a good thing.

掃除なんかも！
I'm done cleaning!

きれい好き/おわり
I Love Cleanliness / End