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花とゆめCOMICS
Hana to yume comics

パタリロ!
Patalliro!

第47巻
Volume 47

魔夜峰央
Mineo MAYA

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目次
Table of Contents

フィガロ(パタリロ!204)。。。。5
Figaro (Patalliro! 204) ..........5
*A reference to "Village of 8 Gravestones".

禁断の初場所。。。。125
Forbidden First Day of a Sumo Tournament ..........125

官能の春場所。。。。155
Sensual Spring Sumo Tournament ..........155

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フィガロ
パタリロ!204
Figaro
Patalliro! 204

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Panel 1
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera.

Panel 2
ポクポクポク
Poku poku poku - Dong dong dong

※この作品はフィクションです。実在の人物・団事・事件などにはいっさい関係ありません。
*This is a work of fiction. It's not related to any person, real person or event.

Panel 3
あっ 集合の合図だ
Ah, the signal for an assembly.

ポクポク
Poku poku - Dong dong

Panel 4
ターッ
Taa - Tap

Panel 5
お呼びですか
You called?

呼んだから来たんだろう
You came because I called.

Panel 6
呼ばれたから来たんです
I have come because I was called.

ケンカを売ってるのか？
Are you looking for a fight?

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Panel 1
それはともかく殿下ポクポクの合図はやめましょうよ
寺子屋じゃあるまいし気がぬけちゃいます
Anyhow, Your Highness' should stop signaling us by donging.
It's not a temple school and it's stale.

何を言うか
What are you saying?

Panel 2
以前はちゃんとブザーという文明の利器をとりつけていたのに
Before I installed a buzzer as a modern day convenience.

Panel 4
ビーッ
Bii - Beep

殿下が呼んでるぞ
His Highness is calling.

ほっとけほっとけ
Leave him alone.

Panel 5
チッチッチッ
Chi chi chi - Tick tick tick

Panel 6
チッチッチッチッ
Chi chi chi chi - Tick tick tick tick

Panel 7
こらーっ 呼んでるのになぜ来ない！
Heeey, I called, why didn't you come?!

えっ
Eh?

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Panel 1
ブザーなんか鳴りませんでしたよ
The buzzer didn't ring.

なあ
Yup.

うん
Yeah.

Panel 2
おかしいな 故障かな
That's strange. Did it break?

Panel 3
チャイムにとりかえよう
I'll replace it with a chime.

Panel 4
ピンポーン
Pinpoon - Ding dong

ほっとこう
Leave him alone.

Panel 5
こらーっ！
Heeey!

チャイム？聞こえなかったなあ
A chime? I didn't hear it.

Panel 6
配線が悪いのかな
The wiring must have been bad.

そうそう
Yes yes.

Panel 7
あー楽だ！
Aaah, this is nice!

ワッハッハッ
Wahaha

Panel 8
結局 役に立たないからポクポクにきりかえたのだ 文句があるか
In the end I changed it to dong because they weren't working. Any complaints?

いえ
No.

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Panel 1
ところでなぜぼくたちを呼んだんです
By the way, why did you call us?

一応きまりだからバンコランの所に子供が産まれたお祝いの品を送るよう言っただろう
I said to send a congratulatory gift to Bancoran's place because his child was born.

Panel 2
送りましたよ
We sent it.

礼状が来たか？
Did a letter of thanks come?

Panel 3
来たか？
Did it come?

来てない
It didn't come.

変だな
Strange.

Panel 4
だいたい何を送ったんだ
What did you send?

殿下の注文がむずかしいから考えましたよ
Your Highness' orders were difficult so we thought about it.

Panel 5
何がむずかしい ぼくはただ安くて量があって印象的な物をと言っただけだ
What was difficult? I just said something inexpensive and an impressive quantity.

Panel 6
メチャむずかしいじゃありませんか
Isn't that super difficult?

そうか？
Is it?

Panel 7
しかたないから9号の発案で紙オムツを送ったんです
It couldn't be helped, so Number 9 suggested that we send paper diapers.

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Panel 1
9号前へ出ろ
9, step forward.

はっ
Here.

Panel 2
9号というと番号が若いからタマネギ部隊の中でも古株だな
Since 9 is a low number, you must be a senior member of the Tamanegi Force.

部隊ができて2年目に入隊しました
I joined the Tamanegi Force in its 2nd year.

Panel 3
そのおまえのアイデアが紙オムツか！
Your idea was paper diapers?!

Panel 4
いけませんか
It's no good?

たしかに安くて量はあるが印象的というエレメントが欠落しているではないか！
It's certainly inexpensive and you can get a large amount but it's lacking an impressive element!

Panel 5
お言葉ですが
With all due respect...

オホン
Ohon

おおさすが古株殿下に反論するぞ
Ooh, as expected of an old-timer, he has a rebuttal for His Highness.

Panel 6
わたくし子育てに関してはベランダです
I'm a veranda at child-rearing.

ベテランと言いたいんだ
He wants to say veteran.

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Panel 1
エキスパンダーと言ってもよろしい
You could say I'm an expander.

エキスパートだな
An expert.

Panel 2
このへんの若僧とはラベルがちがいます
I'm on a different label than the youngsters around here.

レベル
Level.

Panel 3
おじさん無理して英語を使わない方がいいよ
Old men shouldn't strain themselves using English.
*In Japanese, he was messing up 'English' words.

誰がおじさんだ！
Who's an old man?!

Panel 4
9号いくつ？
How old are you, 9?

35歳
35 years old.

Panel 5
やっぱりおじさんだー！
I knew it, you're an old man!

ワッハッハッ
Wahaha

Panel 6
年寄りをバカにすると許さんぞ！
I won't allow you to make fun of the elderly!

認めてどうする
You admitted it yourself.

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Panel 1
それはともかくわたくし8年前に結婚したのです
At any rate, I got married 8 years ago.

そうだったかな
So you did.

Panel 2
しかしその2年後子供は産まれてまもなく事故で妻を亡くしまして
However, 2 years later we had a child and shortly after that my wife died in an accident.

香典をとられたからそれはおぼえてる
I remember that since I brought a funeral gift.

Panel 3
それ以来 男手ひとつで子供を育ててきたのです その私の経験から紙オムツを選んだのです
Since then I've raised our child as a single parent. I chose paper diapers based on my experience.

Panel 4
小さい子供の消費する紙オムツの多さ そして思いがけなく紙オムツをプレゼントされた時の感動的なうれしさ
A small child consumes a lot of paper diapers. And when you unexpectedly receive paper diapers as a present is an impressive joy.

ジーン
Jiin - Glow

ああ 今思いだしても
Aah, I can even remember it now.

Panel 5
それはそーかもしれんが印象的という
That might be so but I said impressive.

ですから！
So!

Panel 6
印象的にするために手分けして紙オムツの一枚一枚に殿下の似顔絵をスタンプしたのです
In order to make it impressive we stamped Your Highness' portrait on each paper diaper.

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Panel 1
なんと！
What?!

ペッタンペッタン
Pettan pettan - Flop flop

Panel 2
それは印象的だな
That is impressive.

ラブリーでしょ？
Isn't it lovely?

Panel 3
じゃあ どうして礼状が来ないのだ
Then why hasn't a letter of thanks come?

さあ
Who knows?

Panel 4
閑話休題
(それはさておき)
Now back to the main subject.
(Setting that aside)

Panel 5
送られた紙オムツがどうなったかというと
What happened to the paper diapers?

Panel 6
明日国神社ロンドン分社
Tomorrow they'll arrive in a branch of a Shinto shrine in London.

お払いして焼却してほしいとのことです
I'll pay you to burn these.

心霊写真みたいじゃな
They look like pictures of a spirit.

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Panel 1
9号一緒に来い 直接会って問いただしてやる！
You're coming with me, 9! We'll meet them directly and ask!

キャーッ！
Kyaaah!

Panel 2
シュイーン
Shuiin - Swoosh

Panel 4
ピンポンピンポーン
Pin pon pin pon - Ding dong ding dong

Panel 5
ガチャッ
Gacha - Click

Panel 6
はい？
Yes?

Panel 7
よっ
Yo.

Panel 8
君か。。。何しに来た
You...? What did you come for?

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Panel 1
どうしたんだ フラフラしてるじゃないか
What's wrong? You're staggering.

Panel 2
おまえも少しはこばんだらどうだ
I suggest that you refuse a bit.

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 3
夜の生活がはげしすぎるんだろう タネ馬みたいな バンコランにつきあってたら身がもたんぞ
Your night-life will be too intense and you'll wear out your body if you have sex with Bancoran too much, who is like a stallion.

君の。。。
You...

Panel 4
冗談につきあってるよゆうはない！
Don't make jokes about my sex life!

Panel 5
ゴトッ
Goto - Whack

Panel 6
やっぱり腰にきてる
I knew that was hard on your back.

そんなこと言ってる場合じゃありません
This isn't the time for that!

ダッ
Da - Tap

Panel 7
これはあきらかに睡眠不足です！
You obviously haven't gotten enough sleep!

しっかり！
Hang in there!

あっ。。。
Ah...

Panel 8
わ。。。わかってくれるの？
Y... You understand?

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Panel 1
このタマネギ9号妻を亡くして6年間男手ひとつで子供を育てたいわば育児のスペアタイヤです！
When my wife passed away 6 years ago I raised our child by myself! You could say childcare is my spare tire!

Panel 2
子育てのたいへんさはよく知ってますさ ベッドに入っておやすみなさい！
I know raising children is difficult. Go to bed and have a good night!

えっ いいの？！
Eh, it's okay?!

スペアタイヤ？
Spare tire?

Panel 3
赤ちゃんは夜中でも3時間おきにミルクをほしがるし 使った哺乳ビンは毎回消毒しなくちゃいけないし重労働なんですよね？！
Babies want milk three times a night and every time you have to use a sterilized baby bottle! Isn't that hard labor?!

そうなんだ！
It is!

Panel 4
こんなにたいへんだとは思わなかったー！体力の限界だー！
I didn't think it would be this hard! My body is at its limit!

ワーッ！
Waaah!

Panel 5
元はプロの殺し屋じゃないか 体力には自信があるはずだろう
Shouldn't someone who was originally a professional assassin have confidence in their strength?

使う体力の質がちがうんだよー！
This is a different kind of strength!

Panel 6
さあとにかく中に入って
Well, anyhow, let's go in.

ギッ
Gi - Squeak

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Panel 1
おわっ
Whoa

Panel 2
ちらかっててごめんねでも とても片づける気力がなくて
Sorry it's a mess but I didn't have the energy to clean.

Panel 3
わかります あとはわれわれがやりますから寝てください
I understand. We'll take care of the rest so get some sleep.

ありがとありがと
Thanks, thanks.

エッエッ
Egh egh

Panel 4
バタン！
Batan! - Slam!

Panel 5
ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

Panel 6
グーッ
Guu - Zzz

ピー
Pii - Whistle

疲れてますねぇ
He was tired.

コロコロ
Koro koro - Roll roll

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Panel 1
まず部屋を片づけますか 手伝ってください
Let's tidy up the room first. Give me a hand.

なんでぼくが
Why me?

Panel 2
そういえば肝心の赤ちゃんはどこだ 名前はなんと言いましたっけ
That reminds me, where is the baby? What was his name?

通知が来てたな たしかフィガロとか
According to the notice it was something like Figaro.

Panel 3
フィガロ！フィガロ坊や！
Figaro! Baby Figaro!

Panel 4
ゴソゴソ
Goso goso - Rustle rustle

Panel 5
アプッ
Apu

Panel 6
えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 7
あっ あれが？！
T-That's...?!

何をおどろいてる
What's so surprising?

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Panel 1
だって産まれたまだ一か月でしょう あの子はどう見ても一歳にはなってますよ！
It's only been a month since he was born, but he looks like a one-year old!

Panel 2
テッテッ
Te te - Patter

Panel 3
産まれて一か月で歩いてるー！
He's walking one month after he was born!

Panel 4
マンマ
Manma

しゃべったー！
He spoke!

Panel 5
いちいちおどろくな あいつは生まれからして普通じゃないんだ！
Don't be surprised every time. He wasn't normal when he was born!

ハッ
Hah

そういえば！
That reminds me!

Panel 6
並の赤ん坊でも世話するのはたいへんんなのに相手はスーパーベビーか マライヒさんがまいってしまうわけだ
It's hard even looking after an ordinary baby, and this is a super baby. Maraich must have been overrun.

フッフッ
Hu hu

闘志がわいてきたぞー
I'm even more determined now.

Panel 7
殿下 あの子をつかまえといてください
Your Highness, catch that baby.

えっ？
Eh?

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Panel 1
放し飼いにしとくと片づけるはしからちらかすんです！
If we let him roam free he'll turn everything topsy-turvy as soon as we clean it!

シュビッ
Shubi - Swipe

Panel 2
なるほど
I see.

必殺お掃除タマネギ！
Lethal cleaning Tamanegi!

バタバタ
Bata bata - Clatter clatter

Panel 3
こらこら
Hey, hey.

Panel 4
こらこら
Hey, hey.

Panel 5
見ちゃいられない
I can't look.

Panel 6
こらっ！
Hey!

ビクッ
Biku - Shock

Panel 7
テーッ
Tee - Patter

Panel 8
ゴン！
Gon! - Bam!

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Panel 1
ポイ
Poi - Toss

Panel 2
ボサッ
Bosa - Flomp

Panel 3
ヨロヨロ
Yoro yoro - Wobble wobble

Panel 4
ドッ
Do - Thud

Panel 5
ビエーッ
Biee - Bweeeh

Panel 6
みごとだ！さすが 育児のスペシャリスト
Fantastic! As expected of a childcare specialist!

ハッ！
Hah!

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Panel 1
スペアタイヤじゃなくてスペシャリストだろう
You meant specialist, not spare tire.

だからそう言ってるじゃありませんか
Isn't that what I said?

ハッハッ
Ha ha

何を今さら
What now?

Panel 2
ビエーッビエーッ
Biee biee - Bweeeh bweeeh

Panel 3
泣かせというていいのか？
Is it okay to let him cry?

いいんです！
It's fine!

Panel 4
若いママは赤ん坊が泣くとすぐ抱っこしてしまう すると赤ちゃんは泣けば抱っこしてもらえると思いこむんです
Young mothers cuddle their baby immediately when they cry, and then babies think that when they cry they'll get cuddled.

Panel 5
でも抱っこしてたら家事はできません 部屋はちらかる 洗濯ものはたまるママの気分ほどんどん落ちこむだけど赤ちゃんは泣いて抱っこをせがむ
But you can't get housework done when you're cuddling a baby. The mother just gets steadily more depressed as rooms get messed up and laundry piles up. And the baby badgers them by crying for cuddles. 

Panel 6
育児ノイローゼの始まりです
It's the beginning of a nervous breakdown from the frustration of raising children.

はあ
Ah.

Panel 7
仕事をしてる間ぐらい泣かせといていいんです 赤ちゃんもいい運動になるんですから
It's okay to let them cry while you're working. Babies need good exercise, too.

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Panel 1
育児書にそう書いてあるのか？
Is that written in a book on child-rearing?
育児書！
In a book?!

Panel 2
本に書いてあることなんかあてになりますか！
As if books are reliable!

Panel 3
甘やかしちゃいけない！これがわたしの経験にもとづいた哲学です！
You can't spoil them! This philosophy based on my experience!

Panel 4
仕事が終わったら抱き上げてスキンシップをしなくちゃいけませんが きびしくする時にはきびしくするんです！これが男手ひとつで
When your work is done you should hold them and have lots of physical contact but when you're strict you're strict! That's being a single parent!

わかったわかった
I get it, I get it.

Panel 5
育児に関しては何も言えんわい
I can't say anything about raising children.

Panel 6
ブー
Buu - Boo

Panel 7
いやな奴が来たって目でおまえを見てるぞ
The way he's looking at you he seems to be saying he doesn't like you.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

気のせいですよ
It's your imagination.

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Panel 1
ビエーッ
Biee - Bweeeh

マンマーッ
Manmaaa

おっ 一オクターブ調子を上げた
Oh, his pitch went up an octave.

Panel 2
のどを痛めやしないか
That won't hurt his throat?

気にしない気にしない
Don't worry, don't worry.

パタパタ
Pata pata - Clatter

Panel 3
マンマーマンマー
Manmaa manmaa!

Panel 4
グ。。。
Gu... - Zzz...

ピタッ
Pita - Freeze

Panel 5
あ いけない起こしちゃまずいな
Ah, this is no good. It'll be bad if he wakes up.

Panel 6
殿下 坊やを連れて買い物に行ってきてください
Your Highness, please take the boy and go shopping.

買い物？
Shopping?

Panel 7
マライヒさんが起きたら栄養のあるシチューを食べさせてあげるんです お願いしまーす
I'll make Maraich a nutritious stew to eat when he gets up. Pleeease.

Panel 8
ブツブツ
Butsu butsu - Mumble mumble

ガラガラ
Gara gara - Rattle

Panel 9
さてと
Now then.

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Panel 1
保健所からの通知だ
This is a notice from the health care center.

Panel 2
一か月検診のお知らせ？あれっ今日じゃないか
A notice for his one month medical exam? Isn't that today?

Panel 3
ガラガラ
Gara gara - Rattle

Panel 4
外の空気にふれて落ち着いたか
Did he calm down when he touched the outside air?

ガラガラ
Gara gara - Rattle

ウー
Oooh

Panel 5
礼状の件は口実で実はこの子の様子をさぐりにきたのだが
Checking into the matter of the letter of thanks was actually an excuse to check into how this kid was doing.

ガラガラ
Gara gara - Rattle

Panel 6
成長が速いほかはごく普通の子供に見えるな
Other than growing faster than normal he looks like an ordinary child.

Panel 7
だが この子は産まれたばかりの時 不思議な電磁波を駆使してコンピューターを検索したりしたのだ
But, when he was just born he used strange radio waves and did a search on the computer.

Panel 8
何たって男のマライヒから産まれたんだ 並の子供であるはずがない
A normal child wouldn't be born from a man like Maraich in the first place.

Panel 9
アブー
Abuu

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Panel 1
でも普通の子供に見えるなあ 電磁波事件は何かの偶然だったのかなあ
But he looks like an ordinary kid. Were the radio waves some sort of accident?

Panel 2
スーパー
Super

Panel 3
えーと鳥肉とニンジンと
Umm, chicken and carrots.

Panel 4
ブロッコリーもいるのか
Broccoli, too?

Panel 5
トッ
To - Tap

Panel 6
テッテッ
Te te - Patter

Panel 8
バサバサ
Basa basa - Rustle

Panel 9
これでよしと
This should be good.

ブー
Buu

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Panel 1
ただいまー
We're home.

Panel 2
保健所？！
The health care center?!

Panel 3
今日は一か月検診の日なんです マライヒさん忘れてたみたいなので殿下行ってきてください
Today is the day for his one month exam. It looks like Maraich forgot, so Your Highness should take him.

待たんか だまってればいい気になりおって
Can't it wait? A bit of quiet would be nice.

Panel 4
主従関係を忘れきってるだろう！ なぜぼくがそんな雑用をせにゃならんのだ！
I forgot we're employer and employee! Why do I have to do these chores?!

Panel 5
検診の重要さを知らないんですか！
Don't you know medical exams are important?!

Panel 6
発育状態を知るのは大切なことです わたしは男手ひとつで
It's important to know his growth development! As a single parent I...!

わかったー！
I get it!

Panel 7
育児に関してはシロートだから反論できない
I'm a novice so I can't object when it comes to childcare.

ガラガラ
Gara gara - Rattle rattle

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Panel 1
父は強し！
Father is strong!

Panel 2
ポーズ！
Pose!

Panel 3
アホな事をやってる場合か
This isn't the time to act like an idiot.

ドサドサ
Dosa dosa - Thud thud

Panel 4
バサッ
Basa - Rustle

Panel 5
うん？何だ この雑誌は
Hn? What are these magazines?

Panel 6
あれっ？おやっ？
Huh? Oh?

スケベ
Lewd

エッチ
Ecchi

Panel 7
そーっ
Soo - Sneak

Panel 8
ドッキーッ
Dokkii - Ba-thump

Panel 9
こっこれは！裸の女性が！おおっ！
Th-these are...! Naked woman! Ooh!

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Panel 1
こんなみだらなポーズを。。。うおお~~~っ！！
These improper poses... Uoooh~~~!!

ズッキンズッキン
Zukkin zukkin - Throb throb

Panel 2
ロンドン保健所
London Health Care Center

Panel 3
見たような建物だな
This looks like the building.

Panel 4
きっと設計者が同じなんだな
It must have the same designer.

検診会場
Medical Exam Hall

Panel 5
一ヶ月児
One month olds

ガラガラ
Gara gara - Rattle

Panel 6
あっ ちょっと
Ah, wait a minute.

Panel 7
そっちじゃありません 一歳児はこちらです
Not over there. The one year olds are this way.

ガラガラ
Gara gara - Rattle

あ いや
Ah, no.

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Panel 1
身長体重虫歯の有無
Height, weight, presence of cavities.

Panel 2
知能検査です
Intelligence test.

ドン！
Don! - Thud!

Panel 3
ワンワンはどれかなー？
Which one says 'woof woof'?

Panel 4
チョン
Chon - Point

Panel 5
お利口さんねーニャーニャーはー？
Clever. Which says 'meow meow'?

Panel 6
チョン
Chon - Point

Panel 7
キリンさんは？ゾウさんは？
Which is the giraffe? Which is the elephant?

パトカーはパワーシャベルはベンツ500SELはー？
The patrol car? The power shovel? The Mercedes Benz 500 SEL?

Panel 8
チョンチョンチョン
Chon chon chon - Point point point

Panel 9
あらいやだ
Ah, no.

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Panel 1
一歳児にしちゃ反応が早すぎるわ この子体は小さいけど3歳児よ
His responses are too fast for a one year old. He must be a small 3 year old.

あっ そうでしたか
Ah, is that so?

Panel 2
3歳児はこちら
3 year olds are this way.

ガラガラ
Gara gara - Clatter

いや ちょっと
No, wait a minute.

Panel 3
上の図をバラすと下の図形の一個があまります それはどれですか
When compared to the figure at the top, which piece is leftover?

Panel 4
チョン
Chon - Point

Panel 5
おい アルバイト
Hey, part-timer.

所長
Director.

Panel 6
何をやってるんだ それは6歳児用の問題じゃないか
What are you doing? Isn't that a problem for the 6 year olds?

あれっ？
Huh?

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Panel 1
すごいなこの子3歳で6歳児並の知能がある
Amazing, this 3 year old is as smart as an average 6 year old.

ヘーッ
Heeeh

あのですね~~~
Umm~~~

Panel 2
なんですさっきから
Oh, it's you from before. What is it?

今日は一か月検診に来たんですが
We just came for the one month exam.

Panel 3
一か月検診？！まさか！
One month exam?! No way!

本当です
It's true.

Panel 4
どう見ても10歳にはなっとる
No matter how I look at you you look 10 years old.

おまえはアホか
Are you stupid?

Panel 5
ぼくが一か月児のわけないだろう この子だこの子！
I'm not one month old, that kid is!

バンバン
Ban ban - Bam bam

Panel 6
何の冗談だね
What kind of joke is this?

えーい 母子手帳を見ろ！
Eeeh, look at his maternal health handbook!

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Panel 1
あっ！
Ah!

Panel 2
いうえおっ
i u e o
*In the Japanese alphabet, the first five letters are "a i u e o".

ときわ荘時代のギャグだな
That gag is from the *Tokiwa-sou period.
*A reference to an old apartment building that housed many budding manga artists, like Osamu Tezuka, from the late 1950's to early 1960's.

Panel 3
所長本当です！この子は生まれてから一か月しかたってません！
Director, it's true! Only one month has passed since the child was born!

何っ？！
What?!

Panel 4
一か月で一歳児並の体格と6歳児並の知能だと？！
He had the body of a one year old and the intelligence of a 6 year old in one month?!

Panel 5
つかまえろ 逃がすな！
Catch him! Don't let him escape!

ダダッ
Da da - Tap tap

Panel 6
ダーッ
Daa - Tap

えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 7
わーっ何をするーっ！
Waaah, what are you doing?!

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Panel 1
エッチ
Ecchi

Panel 4
スー
Suu - Zzz

Panel 5
バサバサ
Basa basa - Rustle rustle

Panel 6
バサッ
Basa - Rustle

Panel 7
このさい男の子でも。。。
Now even men...

ズッキンズッキン
Zukkin zukkin - Throb throb

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Panel 1
ロンドン
London

Panel 2
あー おどろいた
Aah, I was surprised.

ガラガラ
Gara gara - Rattle

Panel 3
保健所の連中いきなりおそいかかってきたものなあ
The people at the health center suddenly attacked.

Panel 4
もちろん得意のぬらりひょん拳法でやっつけたが
Of course, I beat them with my specialty Nurarihyon kenpo.
*Nurarihyon is a Japanese supernatural monster.

Panel 5
ぬらり
Nurari

Panel 6
ひょん
hyon

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Panel 1
ぬらり
Nurari

Panel 2
ひょん
hyon

Panel 3
しかしあいつら保健所の職員のくせに格闘技のこころえがあるようだった
However, even though they were health care workers they seemed to have some knowledge of grappling.

ガーラガラ
Gaara gara - Rattle

どーゆーことだろう
What was that about?

Panel 5
あだだだ
Ow ow ow

Panel 6
えーいあんな子供にやられるとはふがいない！
Eeeh, you cowards lost that kid?!

Panel 7
ですが所長えらく強い奴で
But boss, that guy was awfully strong.

あだーっ
Ooow~

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Panel 1
やかましいきさまらそれでも軍人か！
Shut up! You're supposed to be soldiers?!

Panel 2
わしは本部に連絡するおまえたちは各地区の保健所の責任者を集めろ！
I contacted headquarters! Gather the people in charge of each health center in the district!

Panel 3
緊急会議をひらくのだ！
We're having an urgent meeting!

カカッ
Ka ka - Click click

Panel 4
ピタッ
Pita - Stop

Panel 5
クルッ
Kuru - Turn

Panel 6
シュイーン
Shuiin - Swoosh

Panel 7
とうとう恐れていた事態が。。。
What I was afraid of finally happened...

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Panel 2
ガラガラ
Gara gara - Rattle

Panel 3
キャーッ！！
Kyaaah!!

ハッ
Hah

Panel 4
マライヒの声だ！
That's Maraich's voice!

ダッ
Da - Tap

Panel 5
バーン
Baan - Bam

ドゴッ
Dogo - Pow

Panel 6
何をする！
What are you doing?!

Panel 7
それはこっちのセリフだ！
I should be saying that!

この人寝てるボクの服をぬがそうとしたんだ！
He tried to take off my clothes while I was sleeping!

Panel 8
ニャニい？！
Whut?!

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Panel 1
パンツいちょでマライヒをおそうつもりだったのか？
Were you planning on attacking Maraich in your underpants?

ううっ
Uugh

Panel 2
腹をすかせたメスライオンをおそうのとえらく変わらんぞ
That's like attacking a hungry female lion.

どーゆー意味さ
What's the meaning of this?

Panel 3
それにしてもおまえ子供がいるのに
Even so, you have a kid.

Panel 4
両刀使いだったのか
Do you swing both way?

わたしはノーマルです！
I'm normal!

Panel 5
殿下があんな雑誌を買ってくるから一時的に錯乱してしまったんすよー！
I was temporarily deranged because Your Highness bought these magazines!

雑誌だと
Magazines?

Panel 6
こんなもん知らんぞ
I didn't know about these.

エッチ
Ecchi

Panel 7
ひどいじゃありませんか 妻が死んでからずっとがまんしてたのに欲求に火をつけたりしてー！
Isn't that cruel?! My wife died so I've always endured, but they lit my desire~!

Panel 8
体がうずくー！
My body is aching~!

ああーっ
Aaah

まてよ~~~
Wait~~~.

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Panel 1
奥さんが生きてたら。。。せめて恋人でもいればこいつはどうしたか
If your wife was alive... If you had a lover at least, what would have happened to them?

Panel 2
おおーっ！
Oooh!

Panel 3
肉体の門っ！
Gate of Flesh!
*A reference to "Nikutai no Mon", a novel by Taijiro Tamura.

Panel 4
国へ帰ります！
I'm going back to our country!

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 5
ゴーッ
Goo - Rooar

Panel 6
おまえ！
Dear!

あら どうしたの
Ah, what's wrong?

Panel 7
ガバッ
Gaba - Grab

キャッ！
Kyah!

Panel 8
あなたこんな昼間から！あっああっ
Honey, it's the middle of the day! Ah, aah!

Panel 9
ああーっ！
Aaah!

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Panel 1
となってやっかいばらいができたはずだ
It'd be good riddance.

Panel 2
こいつのしわざだ
He did it.

ブー？
Buu?

あーん
Aahn

Panel 3
そんなにつらいの？
Is it that painful?

Panel 4
だったら
If it is...

協力してくれますか？！
You'll help?!

Panel 5
バカ
Stupid.

Panel 6
さかりがついた時は冷たいシャワーをあびればいいんです
If you're at your peak a cold shower should take care of it.

犬やがなー
I'm not a dog...

Panel 7
6歳児並の知能なんてもんじゃない
He has the intelligence of an average 6 year old.

Panel 8
やっぱりこいつは。。。
I knew it, he...

ブッブッ
Bu bu

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Panel 1
知っての通り第2次大戦後ナチの弾圧をのがれてアメリカに亡命していたユンケル博士の提唱でWHAがつくられました
According to what we know, the WHA was made under the proposal of Doctor Yunker, who fled from the oppression of the Nazis in WWII and defected to the United States.

Panel 2
ワールド・ヘルス・アソシエーション つまり世界中の人間の健康の保持を目的とした機関とされていますがこれは表むきです
The World Health Association. In short, a facility to maintain health around the world, but this is a front.

Panel 3
実体はユンケル博士の超人類理論にもとづいてもうけられた軍事組織なのであります
It's actually a military organization based on Doctor Yunker's theory of super humans.

Panel 4
超人類理論とは何か
キリンにたとえて説明しますと
What is the theory of super humans?
I'll explain comparing it to a giraffe.

Panel 5
キリンの祖先は首が短かった
The giraffe's ancestor had a short neck.

Panel 6
そこに突然変異で首の長い種が現われた
Then one mutated and appeared with a long neck.

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Panel 1
首が長ければ高い木の葉も食べられるから短い種にくらべて栄養状態がいい
With a long neck it could eat foliage high on trees so it had better nutrition compared to the short kind.

腹いっぱいじゃ~~~
I'm so full~~~

ドスドス
Dosu dosu - Trot trot

Panel 2
で 長年の生存競争の結果長い種は生き残り短い種は滅んだわけです
And as a result of struggling to survive for many years, the type with long necks were left and the short necked type died off.

Panel 3
ユンケル博士はこれが人間にもあてはまるのではないかと考えたのです
Doctor Yunker believed that this might apply to humans, too.

Panel 4
つまり近い将来何らかの要因によって人間にも突然変異種が現われるのではないか 知力体力ともわれわれよりはるかにすぐれた超人類が出現し彼らよりおとったわれわれ旧人類は滅びてしまうのではないかと考えたわけです
In short, a mutation might appear in people in the near future because of some sort of factor. A super human that surpasses us in intellect and strength may appear and those of us that are inferior might fall.

Panel 5
根拠のない推論ではないより早く走れる馬より長い鼻を持った象が出現した時 古い種はすべて絶滅しています これは自然の摂理なのです
It isn't a groundless deduction. When a faster horse or an elephant with a longer nose appears, the old species go extinct. It's natural providence.

Panel 6
が しかし
However

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Panel 1
長い首のキリンが現われなかったらどうか短い種が今でも生存していたはずです
If the long necked giraffe hadn't appeared what would have happened to the short-necked ones?

Panel 2
つまりこのまま超人類が誕生しないかかりに誕生したとしても
In short, even if super humans are born, for argument's sake,

Panel 3
われわれの手で排除することができればわれわれは生きながらえることができる これが超人類理論です
if it's possible for us to remove them, we can survive. This is the theory of super humans.

Panel 4
ドクターリゲイン何をわかりきったことを言っとるのかね
Doctor Regain, why are you stating the obvious?
*Yunker is an energy drink. Regain is an energy drink.

Panel 5
その理論にもとづいて各国の各地区にWHAの出先機関である保健所がつくられたのだ
Grounded in that theory, a local WHA health center was made in each district in every country.

そこには各国の軍人が派遣されている
And soldiers were sent there.

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Panel 1
もし超人類の抹殺とでもいうことになったら一般人がまじっていては機密がたもてんからな
When we talk about killing super humans, we have to keep it a secret from ordinary humans.

われわれは皆軍人だ ドクターリゲイン君だってもとは軍医じゃないか
We're all soldiers. Isn't even Doctor Regain a military physician?

Panel 2
まあ幸いなことに今までの所超人類のチョの字も現われておらんがね
Well, it's a blessing the "super" in super human hasn't shown up so far.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

いやまったく
Well, really.

いたんですよ
It has.

Panel 3
えっ？
Eh?

Panel 4
出現したんですよ 超人類がとうとう！
A super human finally appeared!

Panel 5
なっ！
Wha?!

何だって！
What?!

本当か！
Really?!

Panel 6
うちの職員全員が証人です！タフマン君！
My staff are all witnesses! Toughman!

はっ！
Yes sir!

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Panel 1
生まれて一か月で1歳児以上の体格と6歳児並の知能！君も見たな！
He was born one month ago and has the physique of a 1 year old and the intelligence of a 6 year old! You saw it, too!

はったしかに三つの目で
Yes, I'm certain with my third eye.

Panel 2
目が三つあるのか？！
You have three eyes?!

Panel 3
2つのナマコいや眼とですね
I have these two sea cucumbers, no, eyes.

Panel 4
魚の目で
And a corn on my foot.
*In Japanaese, "corn of the foot" uses the kanji for "fish" and "eye".

Panel 7
どーしてうけないんだろう
Why aren't popular?

こいつ状況をはあくしとらんな
He doesn't get the situation.

Panel 8
まあいい あの子の名前と住所は？
Well, fine. What's that name and address of the kid?

えっ？！
Eh?!

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Panel 1
母子手帳を見ただろう
You saw the mother's passbook?

Panel 2
おぼえといた方がよかったですか？
Was I supposed to remember it?

Panel 3
なにー？
Whaaat?

Panel 4
きさままさか忘れたわけでは
You forgot?!

いえっ 思い出します！ただいますぐ！
No, I remember! I just remembered!

Panel 5
えーっと フィ。。。フィ。。。
フィーフィー
Uuuummm, Fi... Fi...
Fii fii

Panel 6
こんぬか~~~あんめふる~~~みんどーおおすんじい~~~
A liiiight~~~ raaaain~~~ falls in Midosujiiii~~~
*A reference to Ouyang Fei Fei's song, "Midosuji in the Rain". "Ame no Midosuji".

Panel 7
オーヤンフィーフィー
OUyang Fei Fei

なんちゃって
Just kidding.

Panel 8
軍法会議にかけろ
I'll court-martial you.

キャーッ！
Kyaaah!

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Panel 1
待ってください 本気で思い出します！
Please wait! I seriously do remember!

最初から本気でかからんか！
You should have been serious from the start!

Panel 2
えーっと！！
Ummm!!

Panel 3
そうだフィガロだ 住所は忘れましたが名前がフィガロにまちがいないです！
That's right. It was Figaro. I forget the address but his name was definitely Figaro!

よーしよく思い出した
All right, you remembered well.

Panel 4
牢屋に入れておけ
Put him in jail.

ヒエーッ！
Hyeeeh!

Panel 5
この地区で一か月前に産まれたフィガロという子供だ すぐ調べろ
A child named Figaro was born one month ago in this district. Research it immediately.

はっ！
Yes sir!

Panel 6
わかりました
I understand.

早いな
That was fast.

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Panel 1
フィガロ∥バンコランという子供です 住所はXXXーXXX
The child is named Figaro Bancoran. His address is XXX-XXX.

Panel 2
バンコラン？！
Bancoran?!

心当たりでも？
Do you know him?

Panel 3
わたしは以前軍情報部MI6の医務局にいたんです バンコラン少佐という名前をご存知ありませんか
When I was the Information Bureau's Medical Affairs Bueau. Do you know the name Major Bancoran?

Panel 4
情報部のことはちょっと
The Information Bureau is a bit...

聞きおぼえがある たしか00要員じゃなかったかね
If I remember right, wasn't he a 00 agent?

Panel 5
ダブルオー？！
Double 0?!

そうです MI6一番の腕ききです
Yes. He's MI6's most skill agent.

Panel 6
ダブルオー情報員の子供なのか？！
This is the child of a double 0 agent?!

Panel 7
いや しかし たぶんちがうでしょう
No, probably not.

彼は女性には興味をしめさなかったはずだ
He didn't show any interest in women.

Panel 8
おそらく別人です
It's probably someone else.

なんだ おどかさんでくれ
Wow, don't scare me like that.

ホーッ
Hoh

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Panel 1
そんな人間の子供を抹殺するとなったらおおごとだからな
Because killing this kid is important to the human race.

いやまったく
Yeah, really.

ハッハッハッ
Ha ha ha

Panel 3
ジャーッ
Jaa - Sizzle

Panel 4
お昼寝したらスッキリしちゃった
I feel refreshed after a nap.

そんなもんです
That's how it goes.

Panel 5
家事も育児も百%こなそうなんて考えないことです
I didn't think we'd get the housework and childcare 100% done.

Panel 6
子供が泣いてもほっときなさい その方がたくましく育ちますよ
If you leave the child alone even when he cries, he'll grow up tough.

そうだねえ
Is that so?.

ジャーッ
Jaa - Sizzle

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Panel 1
ウー
Uu - Boo

Panel 2
あきらかに9号を敵視してる こいつ絶対ぼくたちの言葉を理解してるぞ
He's clearly giving 9 a dirty look. I'm certain he understands what he's saying.

Panel 3
ソックソック
Sokku sokku - Suck suck

Panel 4
しかしファンが見たら泣くだろうな
But if fans saw this they'd probably cry.

うん？
Hmm?

Panel 5
その姿をさ
You looking like that.

なぜ
Why?

Panel 6
理解できんならいいわい
It's better that you don't understand.

それよりおまえ何しに来たんだ
More importantly, what are you doing here?

Panel 7
フィガロ君が気になって
I was worried about Figaro.

うそをつけ
You're lying.

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Panel 1
大使館にいると食費がかかるとか言ってタダめしを食べに来たんだろう
You have to pay for food at the Embassy. You came to get free food.

Panel 2
おまえはどーして
How dare you!

くやしかったら食事代ぐらい払え！
If you regret it then pay for your food expenses!

Panel 3
性格がだんだんパタリロに似てくる
He's slowly becoming more and more like Patalliro.

うつるんですよ
He's contagious.

Panel 4
ガッガッ
Ga ga - Gnaw gnaw

バクバク
Baku baku - Munch munch

Panel 5
テーブルで食べさせてあげたら？
Shouldn't we let them eat at the table?

床の上で充分だ！
The floor is good enough for them!

Panel 6
ぼくがまちがったことを言ったか？
Did I say something wrong?

えっ？
Eh?

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Panel 1
バンコランのあんな小市民的な所を見たらファンの少年たちがガッカリすると思うだろーが
I thought fanboys would be disappointed if they saw Bancoran living the bourgeois life.

家庭的でいいんじゃないですか
Isn't family life nice?

Panel 2
パーパッ
Papa

Panel 3
はーい？！
Yeees?!

Panel 4
あれでもか？
Even that?

うーむ
Yeah.

Panel 5
高い高い
Up you go!

キャッキャッ
Kyah kyah

Panel 6
イメージが。。。
That image is...

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Panel 1
泊まるから毛布をかせと言ったら一枚一ポンドだとぬかしおった
He didn't tell me I'd have to pay a pound per blanket that I borrowed to stay for the night.

Panel 2
三枚で二ポンドにねぎったが腹がたって眠れん
I haggled him down to three blankets for two pounds, but I'm hungry and can't sleep.

わずかな金に執着するとはみさげはてた奴だ
A scumbag who obsesses over little bits of money.

Panel 3
うっ！
Uh!

ううっ！
Uuh!

Panel 4
ハアハア
Haah haah

悪い夢でも見てるのか
Is he having a nightmare?

Panel 5
ハッハッ
Hah hah

Panel 6
ここまで来れば
If I make it here...

ハッハッ
Hah hah

Panel 7
ボッ！
Bo! - Bam!

うわっ！
Uwah!

Panel 8
ボコッ
Boko - Pow

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Panel 1
うわわわ？！
Uwaaaah?!

ググググ
Gu gu gu gu - Rumble

Panel 2
ズボッ
Zubo - Boom

Panel 3
数式が~~~っ！！
Numerical formulas~~~!!

数式？
Numerical formulas?

Panel 6
つまりこの時電子が持つ力学的エネルギーは
In other words, the mechanical energy an electron has...

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Panel 1
あいつが9号に夢を見せてるんだ！
That's what 9 is dreaming about!

Panel 2
こいつ！
You!

ガバッ
Gaba - Grab

Panel 3
とうとうしっぽをつかまえたぞ！きさま何者だ！
I finally caught you red-handed! Who the hell are you?!

Panel 4
マライヒのお腹を借りてこの世に出現したがきさまの正体は何だ！悪魔かそれとも異星人か！
You borrowed Maraich's stomach to appear in this world but who are you really?! A demon? Or an alien?!

スーッ
Suu - Inhale

Panel 5
ビエーッ
Bweeeeh!

Panel 6
何だ？！
What?!

バタバタ
Bata bata - Clatter clatter

どうしたの？！
What happened?!

Panel 7
パタリロ！何をしてるの！
Patalliro! What are you doing?!

この子がテレビで9号に悪夢を
This kid was giving 9 nightmares with the TV!

ビエーッ
Bweeeh

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Panel 1
テレビ？
TV?

しーん
Shiin - Silence

あれ？
Huh?

Panel 2
悪夢？
Nightmares?

夢なんか見たかなあ
Was I having a dream?

忘れんぼ~~~！！
You forgot~~~?!!

Panel 3
ねぼけたんだね！
Are you half-asleep?!

Panel 4
どうするのさ フィガロは夜泣きを始めると30分は泣きやまないのに！
Now what? When Figaro starts crying at night, he doesn't stop for 30 minutes!

うろたえない！
Don't panic!

Panel 5
殿下のせいです 責任をとらせましょう
It's His Highness' fault. He should take responsibility.

Panel 6
フギャーッ
Fugyaaah

Panel 7
泣くやむまで外を散歩してきなさい！
Walk around outside until he stops crying!

ふわーい
Fuwaii - Sigh

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Panel 1
まったく
Really.

ビエーッ
Bweeeh

Panel 2
ビエーッ
Bweeeh

芝居はやめろ！
Cut out the act!

Panel 3
ピタッ
Pita - Stop

Panel 4
30分たったらもどるからな
We're going back in 30 minutes.

Panel 5
くやしいがおまえは赤ん坊の姿をしてるから絶対有利だ みんなおまえを弱い存在だと思うからな
It's too bad but since you have the form of a baby you have the advantage. Everyone thinks you're weak.

Panel 6
だがいい気になるなよ そのうち必ずおまえが普通でないことをあばいてやる
But don't get full of yourself. I'll expose that you're not normal soon.

Panel 7
アプー
Apuu

ばっくれおって
Don't play dumb.

Panel 8
あ
Ah

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Panel 1
すみません
Excuse me.

Panel 2
何をやった！
What did you do?!

やってません！
I didn't do it!

Panel 3
じゃあどうしてあやまる
Then why are you apologizing?

どこかで聞いたようなギャグだ
I've heard this gag somewhere before.

Panel 4
前にもやったかもしれん こないだ計算したらぼくは一日平均六百五十回ギャグをやるんだ
I've probably done it before. When I calculated it recently I did an average of six hundred and fifty gags a day.

そんな人間めったにいるわけないぞ
There aren't many people like that.

Panel 5
あっやっぱりあなたはパタリロ殿下！
Ah, I knew it, you're His Highness Patalliro!

パタリロ
Patalliro

Panel 6
いつも父がお世話になってます
Thanks for always looking after my dad.

えっ？というと
Eh? What are you talking about?

Panel 7
ぼくのお父ちゃんタマネギなんです
My father is a Tamanegi.

何っじゃあひょっとして9号の？！
What? Then, could he be Number 9?!

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Panel 1
そうです
Yes.

こんな所へ何しに来た
What did you come here for?

Panel 2
教材の申し込み書を学校に出さなきゃいけないんですけどお父ちゃんのハンコがいるんです 聞いたら殿下と一緒にロンドンへ行ったっていうから
I have to put in a written application for school but I need Dad's seal. I heard he came to London with Your Highness.

Panel 3
それでわざわざ来たのか？一人で？
So you came here for that? Alone?

Panel 4
お父ちゃんの部下が大使館の交代要員でこっちへ来るんで飛行機に乗せてもらったんです
One of Dad's subordinates was coming here to switch with a member of the Embassy and he gave me a lift on an airplane.

Panel 5
まだ子供なのにたいした行動力だ
You have a lot of faculty for a kid.

軍人の子ですから
I'm a military kid.

エッヘン
Ehhen

Panel 6
見ろ
Look

Panel 7
マンションから出てきた子供を背おった子供が子供と話してる
The child who carried that child from the apartment is talking to a child.

Panel 8
標的に関するメモを出せ
Get out the memo about our target.

ガサガサ
Gasa gasa - Rustle rustle

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Panel 1
えーと。。。一か月で一歳児並で6歳児
Umm... One year at one month, average 6 year child.

Panel 2
一歳児で6歳児並で一か月かな どう読むんだ？
One year at one month, average 6 year child? How am I supposed to read that?

きたないメモだなあ
That's a sloppy memo.

Panel 3
どっちにしてもわれわれはWHAから直接派遣されてきたんだ 失敗は許されんぞ
Whichever we take, we've been sent directly by the WHA. Failure isn't an option.

Panel 4
じゃあ君この子をオンブして
Then, carry this kid on your back.

どうしてですか
Why?

Panel 5
ぼくは国王君は平民
Because I'm the king and you're the peasant.

はあ
Hah.

Panel 6
フフッフッ
Hu hu hu

Panel 8
ドッ
Do - Thud

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Panel 1
WHA薬物研究所特製の眠り薬だ
A special sleeping drug from the WHA's research center.

さすがによく効く
It worked perfectly, as expected.

グー
Guu - Zzz

Panel 2
さてと標的はどれだ
So which is the target?

Panel 3
一か月で一歳で6歳
One year at one month, 6 year child.

えーい わかりにくい
Eeeh, that's hard to understand.

Panel 4
とりあえず一か月というのは見当たたないから無視していいな
First off, we can probably disregard the one month part because there isn't one here.

Panel 5
こいつも10歳にはなってるから関係なさそうだ
And he looks 10 years old, so he's not related.

グオー
Guoo - Snooore

Panel 6
とするとこのどちらかだ
So which one is it?

Panel 8
どうする
What should we do?

二人ともやっちまうか
We could take them both?

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Panel 1
やるか その方が確実だ
Let's do it, then we know for sure.

よーし
All right.

Panel 2
どうぞやすみになってください 帰ってくるまで私が起きてます
Please rest. I'll stay up until he comes back.

Panel 3
パタン
Patan - Click

Panel 4
夜泣きする子供をおぶって夜の散歩か 息子が小さいころを思い出すなあ
This reminds me of nights I used to take my crying son out for a stroll.

フー
Phew

Panel 5
別れの祈りでも唱えてやりたいがあいにくオレたちは無神論者でな
I'd say a prayer or the departing, but unfortunately I'm an atheist.

フッフッ
Hu hu

チャキッ
Chaki - Shwing

Panel 6
あばよベイビー！
Goodbye, baby!

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Panel 1
ザシュッ
Zashu - Slash

Panel 3
なぜ止める
Why did you stop me?

指令の続きを思いだしに
Remember our orders.

Panel 4
指定の標的を抹殺せよ だが万一 可能な場合生きたまま捕獲し連れ帰ること
Kill the designated target but, if there's a chance, capture him and bring him back alive.

Panel 5
解剖うるんだそうだ
I here it's for an autopsy.

めんどうだなあ
What a pain.

Panel 6
グオー
Guoo - Snooore

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Panel 1
フィガロはどうしたの？！
What happened to Figaro?!

Panel 2
このバッグは息子のです 息子が来たんですか？！
This bag is my son's! My son came here?!

Panel 3
何がどうなったんだ 落ち着いて説明しろ
What happened? Stay calm and explain.

Panel 4
あまりおそいので見に行ったら気持ちよさそうに寝てたんです！
It was getting so late that I went to check on him and he was comfortably sleeping on the ground!

Panel 5
誰が気持ちいいって？
Who was comfortable?

ガンガン
Gan gan - Throb throb

Panel 6
セガレはハンコをもらいに来たんだ話してたら急に気が遠くなって
Your son came to get your seal. And when we were talking he suddenly felt far away.

ガンガンガン
Gan gan gan - Throb throb throb

頭にこんな物がささってたぞ
Someone struck your head with these.

Panel 7
眠らされたな
And put you to sleep.

ううっ
Uugh

ガンガンガン
Gan gan gan - Throb throb throb

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Panel 1
子供たちはどうしたんでしょう
What happened to the kids?

誘拐されたらしいな
It seems like a kidnapping.

Panel 2
誘！
Kid!

Panel 3
拐！
Nap!

Panel 4
パニック！
PANIC!

Panel 5
フィガロー！
Figaro!

パニパニ
Pani pani - Panic panic

息子ー！
My son!

Panel 6
バサッ
Basa - Rustle

Panel 8
どうしたらいいの！
What should we do?!

警察を呼びましょう！
Let's call the police!

やめろ
Stop.

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Panel 1
薬物を使う所をみると相手はプロだ 警察などあてにならん
Based on the way they handled drugs, our opponents are professionals. We can't count on the police.

Panel 2
大使館から人を呼んで現場を調べろ
Call people from the Embassy and have them check the scene of the crime.

はっ
Yes sir.

Panel 3
犯人の遺留品があるかもしれん わたしは本部へ行って薬物を分析させる
The perpetrator may have left something behind. I'll go to headquarters and analyze the drugs.

Panel 4
おまえは待機していろ
You stay on standby.

Panel 5
バンコランよくそんなに落ち着いてられるね！心配じゃないの？！
Bancoran, how can you stay so calm?! Aren't you worried?!

Panel 6
ガッ！
Ga! - Pow!

Panel 7
パラパラ
Para para - Rustle

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Panel 1
どこのどいつか知らんがあの子に髪の毛ひと筋ほどの傷でもつけてみろ
I don't know who did this but if they harm one hair on that kid...

ギッ
Gi - Squeak

Panel 2
生まれてきたことを後悔させてやる！
I'll make them regret they were born!

バタン！
Batan! - Slam!

Panel 4
カッカッカッ
Ka ka ka - Click click click

Panel 5
あっ
Ah

よっ
Yo

Panel 6
聞いたか？
Did you hear?

少佐のお子さんが誘拐されたそうだな
It seems the major's kid was kidnapped.

Panel 7
誰のしわざだろう
Who did it?

カッカッ
Ka ka - Click click

情報部関係じゃあるまい どこの国にもそんな命知らずはいないはずだ
This isn't connected to the information bureau. There's no one more reckless in any country.

Panel 8
どっちにしても犯人は手のこんだ自殺方法を思いついたものだ
Either way, the culprits should start thinking of ways to kill themselves.

まったく
Really.

カッカッカッ
Ka ka ka - Click click click

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Panel 1
ガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya - Chatter chatter

Panel 2
やっとスッキリしてきた
I finally feel better.

何か発見したか？！
Did you find something?!

いえまだ
Not yet.

Panel 3
アリラーン！
Ariraaang!

Panel 4
えっ？
Eh?

息子の名前です！アリラン！
My son's name! Arirang!

Panel 5
アリラリラーン
Arirariraan!
*A reference to "Tarirariran".

Panel 6
ザクザク
Zaku zaku - Clang clang

Panel 7
冗談はやめてください！
Please stop joking around!

わかったわかった
I get it, I get it.

Panel 8
子供のことになると親はキ(ピーッ)だな
When it's about a child parents are insa(beeep).

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Panel 1
ガサガサ
Gasa gasa - Rustle rustle

Panel 4
何がおかしい！
What's so funny?!

思い出し笑いしただけですよー！
I was just laughing at a memory!

Panel 5
この非常時に思い出し笑いなんかするなー！
Don't reminisce during a crisis!

Panel 6
アリランは誘拐されたんだぞ トリ貝でも北寄貝でもないんだぞー！
Arirang was kidnapped. That's neither a cockle nor a spisula!

錯乱してるな
Don't get confused.

Panel 7
9号こうなったら奥の手を出しましょう
9, since it's come to this, how about we use our trump card?

奥の手？
Our trump card?

Panel 8
ワンワン部隊！
The Woof Woof Force!

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Panel 1
ワン！
Woof!

彼らはきびしい訓練によって嗅覚が通常人の20倍になっています
Their sense of smell is 20 times better than the average human after severe training.

Panel 2
3年がかりで訓練したんです すごいでしょう
They've trained for 3 years. Amazing.

嗅覚が20倍？
Their sense of smell is 20 times better?

Panel 3
で？
And?

わからない人だ 犬のかわりに匂いを追わせるんですよ
Don't you get it? We make them chase smells instead of dogs.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 4
犬のかわりって。。。
Instead of dogs...

Panel 5
犬を使うわけにはいかないのか？
Why not just use a dog?

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 6
いや 犬なら訓練しなくても人間の数万倍の嗅覚だろう 犬を使っちゃまずい理由でもあるのか？
Well, even without training isn't a dog's sense of smell tens of thousands of times better than a human's? Is there a reason not to use a dog?

Panel 7
ガーン！
Gaan! - Reel!

そっそうか！
I-I see!

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Panel 1
この3年間何かひっかかってたんだ！最初から犬を使えばよかったんだ！
We've been stuck on something these 3 years! We should have used dogs from the beginning!

キャーイン
Kyaain - Whine

訓練がむだになったー！
Our training was useless!

Panel 2
アホか
Idiots

Panel 3
バタン
Batan - Slam

Panel 4
腹がへった何か食わせろ
I'm hungry. Feed me something.

何か見つかった？！
Did you find something?!

Panel 5
いんにゃ 相手はプロらしいから証拠なぞ残さんだろう
Nope. They seem to be pros so they didn't leave any evidence behind.

Panel 6
そう
I see.

ザーッ
Zaa - Splash

バンコランは最近大きな事件をかかえてたか？
Did Bancoran have any big cases recently?

Panel 7
ううん別に
No, not really.

仕事関係じゃないとすると金目当てか
If we assume it's not related to work, then maybe it's for money?

トントン
Ton ton - Knock knock

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Panel 1
それならもっとお金持ちの家をねらうだろう
Then they'd probably target a richer home.

ジャーッ
Jaa - Sizzle

それもそうだな
You have a point.

Panel 2
さあケーキができた
Well, I made a cake.

どーやってつくったの？！
Why did you make that?!

Panel 3
バクバク
Baku baku - Munch munch

フィガロ。。。
Figaro...

Panel 4
いても泣ってもいられない やっぱりぼくもMI6へ行ってみるよ！
I can't sit here and cry. I should go to MI6, too!

Panel 5
あれっ？
Huh?

Panel 6
ちゃんと調査しろー！
Investigate properly!

あーうるさい
Aah, be quiet.

Panel 7
おやっ？
Oh?

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Panel 1
ひえーっ！
Hyeeeh!

ゴーッ
Goo - Rooar

少し食べたら本格的に頭がスッキリした
When I ate a bit my head cleared up.

Panel 2
ひえっひえっ
Hyeeh hyeeh

9号保健所へ行くぞ
9, we're going to the health care center.

Panel 3
保健所？！
The health care center?!

Panel 4
保健所《病院《医者《薬物
Health Care Center < Hospital < Doctor < Drugs

こーゆー連想だ
That's the association.

Panel 5
あそこの連中様子がおかしかったからな
I thought those guys were acting strange.

ゴーッ
Goo - Rooar

Panel 8
チン
Chin - Click

もしもし
Hello.

Panel 9
あっバンコラン何かわかった？！
Ah, Bancoran knows something?!

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Panel 1
WHA?
The WHA?

Panel 2
というと新しいプロレスの団体か何か？！ちがう？！世界保健機構？！
This has something to do with the new professional wrestling organization?! No?! The World Health Association?!

Panel 3
頭の中がパタリロになってるー！
Patalliro is getting in my head!

グチャグチャ
Gucha gucha - Sloppy

落ち着け
Calm down.

Panel 4
吹き矢に使われていたのはWHAの下部機関が開発した薬物だ これを使えるのは各国の保健所関係者だけらしい
The drugs used in a blowgun were developed by an agency under the control of the WHA.

Panel 5
保健所！！
The health care center!!

Panel 7
バカもーん！
Idiots!

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Panel 1
関係ない子供までさらってきおってどういうつもりだ！
What are you planning kidnapping some unrelated kid?!

Panel 2
あんたのメモの書きようが悪い
It's because your memo was written poorly.

どこが！
How?!

Panel 3
一か月で一歳児に見えて6歳児の知能！わかりやすいじゃないか！
A one month old child that looks one year old and has the average intelligence of a 6 year old! What's so hard about that?!

あんただけ理解してどーする！
Only you could understand that!

Panel 4
とにかくわれわれはできるだけのことをやったんだ！
Anyway, we only did what we could!

それですむと思うのか~~~
I should end you~~~.

Panel 5
この子を解剖する意見には各地の責任者たちも賛成したんだ しかし皆本当は自分の手を汚したくなかったんだろう
The bosses in every every agreed with my opinion to dissect this child. However, none of them wanted to get their own hands dirty.

Panel 6
見ろ！
Look!

ガラーン
Garaan - Empty

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Panel 1
よけいな子供までさらってきたとわかったら それは計画とはちがう そんなことには関わりたくないと言って全員帰ってしまった
When they found out an unnecessary child was kidnapped, that's different from the plan. They said they didn't want to be connected and all went home.

みごとな結束力ですな
That's admirable unity.

Panel 2
わし一人に押しつけられてたまるか！大きい方をどこかへ放り出してこい そしたらまた皆を集めて連帯責任で解剖するんだ！
I'm being forced to do everything alone! The big players have abandoned me! I gathered everyone as a unit to share responsibility in the dissection!

よーするに一人で責任をとりたくないんだな
In a word, you don't want to be responsible.

Panel 3
解剖って？
Dissection?

つまりこの子の発育の秘密を
In short, to unlock the secret of this child's growth...

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Panel 1
目をさました~~~！
You're awake~~~?!

ここどこ？
Where is this?

Panel 2
グズグズしてるから顔を見られたじゃないか！
He saw our faces because you're slow!

あんたがごたくをならべるからんだろーが！
It's because you were rattling on!

Panel 3
ケンカしてる場合じゃないぞ
This isn't the time to fight.

おじさんたち誰？
Who are you old guys?

Panel 4
やむをえん 毒を食らわば皿までだ
It can't be helped. In for a penny, in for a pound.

どうする
What will we do?

Panel 5
あの子も始末する
We'll deal with that kid, too.

まかせろ！
Leave it to me!

ダッ
Da - Tap

Panel 6
ドッ！
Do! - Thud!

Panel 7
何をする！
What are you doing?!

またんか血の気の多い！
You're too hot-blooded!

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Panel 1
こうなりゃわしも腹をくくったこの子たちを実験室へ運べ！
If it's come to this I'm prepared for the worst. Carry these kids to the lab!

Panel 2
キャーッ
Kyaaah

Panel 3
ブー？
Buu?

Panel 5
コッ
Ko - Tap

Panel 6
夜の保健所って不気味ですねえ
The health care center is ominous at night, isn't it?

Panel 7
ニチャッ
Nicha - Sticky

Panel 8
えっ？
Eh?

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Panel 1
何かの溶剤かな
I wonder if it's solvent or something.

ペタペタ
Peta peta - Stroke stroke

Panel 2
何をやってるんです！
What are you doing?!

最近いろんな材料で自分の顔を作るのが趣味なのだ
I've recently gotten into the hobby of making my face out of various materials.

Panel 3
この非常時に
This is an emerge-

しっ！
Sh!

カッカッカッ
Ka ka ka - Click click click

Panel 4
カッカッ
Ka ka - Click click

Panel 5
ギッ
Gi - Squeak

Panel 6
ダダッ
Da da - Tap tap

Panel 7
バタン！
Batan! - Slam!

Panel 8
息子だ！
My son!

やっぱりここだったか！
I knew it, they were here!

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Panel 1
ポーン
Poon - Toss

キャッ
Kyah

Panel 2
ガチャガチャ
Gacha gacha - Rattle

Panel 3
ビッ
Bi - Beep

Panel 4
シューッ
Shuu - Swoosh

Panel 6
あれは？
What's that?

ケホッケホッ
Keho keho - Cough cough

わしが開発した生物兵器だ
A biological weapon I developed.

Panel 7
あの子たちはすでに細菌を吸いこんだ 3時間たつと体中の血管が溶けて死んでしまう
Those kids are inhaling bacteria. In 3 hours blood vessels all over their bodies will melt and they'll die.

ほほお
Ho hoh

Panel 8
しかし外から見たら何で死んだかわからないというきれいな兵器だ 動物実験は何度もやったがまさか人間でためせるとは思わなかった
But, if you're looking at it from outside, it's a beautiful weapon and people wouldn't understand what killed them. I did experiments on animals many times but I didn't think I'd really get to use it on a human.

フッフッフッ
Hu hu hu

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Panel 1
バーン
Baan - Baaam

こらーっ！
Heey!

Panel 2
子供たちを返せー！
Give back those kids!

何だおまえたちはー！
Who are you...?!

Panel 3
ここか！
Is this it?!

Panel 4
やめろ細菌が流れだす！
Stop! The bacteria will pour out!

Panel 5
えっ？！
Eh?!

ギクッ
Giku - Shock

Panel 6
何をやった！
What did you do?!

うげげげ！
Ugegegeh!

Panel 7
人の声が
I hear people!

カッカッカッ
Ka ka ka - Click click click

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Panel 1
ザッ！
Za! - Swish!

Panel 2
ドクター そいつらはまかせる！
Doctor, leave these guys to us!

ええっ？！
Eeh?!

Panel 3
邪魔者が現われた！
Intruders appeared!

こいつらはわれわれが
We'll handle them!

Panel 4
ボカッバキッ
Boka baki - Pow bam

ドスッ
Dosu - Thud

Panel 5
で？
And?

あわわ！
Awawah!

Panel 6
シュー
Shuu - Shwoosh

Panel 7
空気を入れかえた！早く子供たちを！
I put the air back! Hurry, get the kids!

Panel 8
ガシューッ
Gashuu - Steam

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Panel 1
プハッ
Puha - Gasp

ヨロヨロ
Yoro yoro - Wobble

Panel 2
フィガロ！
Figaro!

アリラン！
Arirang!

Panel 3
よかったー！
I'm so relieved!

ワーッ
Waaah

安心するのは早い 細菌がどうとか言ってたんだ
It's too soon to be relieved. You mentioned bacteria or something.

Panel 5
ドクターリゲイン？
Doctor Regain?

や。。。やあ バンコラン少佐
Y... Yo, Bancoran.

Panel 6
MI6の医務局にいたあなたがなぜここに？
You were in the medical care bureau of MI6. What are you doing here?

わ。。。わしは基本的にはWHAの要員で。。。
I... Basically I'm an essential member of the WHA...

Panel 7
誘拐事件の真相を話していただこう
Tell me the truth about the kidnapping.

いやっ つまり話せば長いことなんだが
No, in short, it's a long story.

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Panel 1
ジャキッ
Jaki - Click

ひっ！
Eek!

Panel 2
手短かに。。。わたしは腹をたてている
Make it short... I'm angry.

Panel 3
つまりWHAでは昔かた超人類の誕生を。。。人類が生き残るために抹殺命令が。。。解剖しようとしたが他の責任者たちがわしに押しつけて。。。
In short, the WHA has watched for the birth of a super human since the olden days... and kill them in order for the human race to survive... we were going to dissect him but the other people in charge forced it on me...

Panel 4
それで思いあまって生物兵器の実験台に。。。細菌で血管で3時間で。。。つまりそのー
I didn't know what to do so I used a biological weapon I developed... the 3 hours the blood vessels will be... by bacteria... in short...

Panel 5
やはりあれは君のお子さんだったのかね
So that was your son?

そうです
Yes.

Panel 6
趣味が変わって女性を相手にするように？
So you changed your interests to ladies?

おおきなお世話だ
It's none of your business.

Panel 7
とにかく！
Anyhow!

ガバッ
Gaba - Reel

Panel 8
信じてくれ 君の子供と知ってたら絶対こんなことはしなかった！
Believe me, if I knew this was your son I absolutely wouldn't have done this!

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Panel 1
誰の子供でもやっちゃいかんわい！
You shouldn't do it to anyone's kid!

Panel 2
聞いたか その子たちはあと3時間の命だ！
You heard him! Those kids have 3 hours to live!

Panel 4
チャッ
Cha - Click

Panel 5
待て！
Wait!

バン！
Ban! - Bam!

Panel 6
殺すのはいつでもできる子供たちを助けるのが先決だ おい何か方法はないのか！
You can kill him anytime, let's try to save the kids first! Hey, isn't there some way?!

ちゅっちゅっ
Chu chu...

Panel 7
チュッチュッ？！それで助かるのか？！
Chu chu?! That will save them?!

Panel 8
チューッ
Chuu - Kiss

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Panel 2
こんな時にどうして冗談がやれるんだ！
Why are you making jokes at a time like this?!

本人が言ったんじゃないか！
He's the one who said it!

Panel 3
ちっちがう！中和剤があるんです！
N-No! There's an antidote!
*In Japanese, "antidote" can be pronounced "chuuwazai". "Chuu" is the SFX for kissing.

Panel 4
えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 5
そんな物があるなら早く出さんか！
If you have it then hurry and bring it out!

はいしかし
Yes, but...

Panel 6
カチカチ
Kachi kachi - Click click

Panel 8
一人分しか
There's just one dose.

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Panel 4
なにーっ！！
Whaaat?!!

Panel 5
なぜもっとたくさん作っておかんのだ！
Why don't you make more?!

必要になるなんて思わなかったんですよー！これだって実験的に作っただけなんですからー！
I didn't think I would need it! I was just making this as an experiment!

Panel 6
すぐにもう一人分作れ！
Hurry up and make another dose!

3時間じゃ無理です どんなに急いでもまる一日かかる！
It's impossible, we only have 3 hours and no matter how much I hurry it would take one day!

Panel 7
できないですむと思うか！
You think it's over just because you say you can't?!

カッ
Ka - Light

Panel 8
あんたが殺人許可証を持ってるのは知ってるが不可能なものは不可能です 殺されてもできんものはできん！
I know you have a license to kill but it's impossible! I can't do it even if you'll kill me!

ぴえーっ
Pyeeeh

Panel 9
あぶっ
Abu

Panel 10
あー？
Aah?

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Panel 5
たいへんなことになった！一人助ければ一人殺すことになる！
This is bad! If we save one we kill the other!

Panel 6
どうしよう クシ引きか？アミダで決めればあとくされなく
What should we do? If we let Amitabha decide we won't have more trouble in the future.

Panel 7
すむわけない！
We can't do that!

ゴン！
Gon! - Pow!

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Panel 2
ヨロ
Yoro - Wobble

コッ
Ko - Tap

Panel 3
アリラン おいで
Arirang, come here.

Panel 4
どうぞ 中和剤はフィガロ坊やに
Go ahead. Give the antidote to your Figaro.

Panel 5
9号？！
9?!

9号さん！
9!

Panel 6
簡単な算数です フィガロ君には親が二人 この子には一人
It's simple arithmetic. Figaro has two parents. My child only has one.

Panel 7
悲しむ人間は少ない方がいい
The less people sad the better.

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Panel 1
注射するのか？
We inject it?

ええ
Yes.

Panel 2
さあ早く
Then, hurry.

だ。。。
Y...

Panel 3
だめだ バンコラン使えない！
You can't! Bancoran, you can't use it!

Panel 4
9号の気持ちをむだにするな！
Don't let 9's feelings go to waste!

パシッ
Pashi - Smack

Panel 5
おい製造法を教えろ！
Hey, tell me how this is produced!

えっ しかし！
Eh, but...!

Panel 6
とにかく最善をつくすんだ！
Anyway, I'll do my best!

シュイーン
Shuiin - Swoosh

Panel 7
パタリロの言う通りだ このつぐないは何としても。。。しかし今はフィガロに注射を
It's like Patalliro said. We'll do everything we can to atone for this... But for now, we'll give the injection to Figaro.

Panel 8
ブー
Buu

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Panel 1
話は聞いてたね？
Did you hear what we said?

うん
Yeah.

Panel 2
ぼく死んじゃうの？
I'm going to die?

Panel 4
そっかあ
I see.

ハーッ
Haah

Panel 5
あっそうだ 死んだら天国のママに会えるかなあ！
Ah, that's right. When I die I'll be able to see Mama in heaven!

Panel 6
そうだね
Yes.

Panel 7
そうだね。。。
Yes you will...

ギューッ
Gyuu - Squeeze

95

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Panel 1
無理ですよー！
It's impossible!

Panel 2
無理でもなんでもまにあわせるんだー！
Even if it's impossible we'll do it somehow!

うげげげ
Ugegegeh!

Panel 3
9号の気高い自己犠牲の精神を見たろう！国王として このままあの子を死なせるわけにはいかん！
You saw 9's noble sacrifice! As king, I can't just stand by and let a child die!

Panel 4
なんとしても助けるんだー！
We'll do everything we can to save him!

うげげげ
Ugegegeh

Panel 5
それにこのままだとおまえ絶対バンコランに殺されるぞ！長生きしたかったら協力しろ！
And if it stays like this, you'll definitely be killed by Bancoran! If you want to live longer then help me!

Panel 6
協力でもキョーレオピンでもしますが時間がたりないんですよー
Even if I cooperate or kyoleopin, there isn't enough time.
*In Japanese, cooperate is "kyouryoku" and "kyoleopin" is an over the counter drug.

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Panel 1
泣くな！
Don't cry!

ワーン
Waaahn

Panel 2
笑え！
Laugh!

ワッハッハッ
Wahaha

Panel 3
この非常時に笑うとはどういうつもりだ！
What are you doing laughing in a crisis?!

ボカッ
Boka - Pow

バキッ
Baki - Crack

Panel 4
中和剤の製造法は？！
How do you manufacture the antidote?!

協力する前に死んじまいますよ！
I'll die before I cooperate!

Panel 5
まず細菌を超高速遠心分離機にかけて外壁を破壊します！
First, the bacteria is put on a super high speed centrifuge and the outer wall is destroyed!

Panel 6
細菌の遺伝子を操作しやすくするためですがこの作業だけで5時間かかるんです！
It's to make the genes of the bacteria easy to manage, but this alone take 5 hours!

機械なんかに頼ってられるか！
That's because you depended on a machine!

Panel 7
かせ！
Give it to me!

パッ
Pa - Snatch

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Panel 1
クリン
Kurin - Spin

Panel 2
シュイーン
Shuiin - Swoosh

Panel 3
ガリガリ
Gari gari - Crunch crunch

ボコッ
Boko - Bash

Panel 4
チッチッチッ
Chi chi chi - Tick tick tick

Panel 5
チッチッチッ
Chi chi chi - Tick tick tick

Panel 6
パタリロが何か始めたようだ
It seems like Patalliro has started something.

Panel 7
今度ばかりは奴の人間ばなれした能力に期待するぞ
This one time I'm counting on his superhuman abilities.

Panel 8
シュボッ
Shubo - Fwoosh

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Panel 1
まにあってくれるといいが
I hope that he's in time.

フー
Phew

Panel 2
9号さんの気持ちを考えると。。。
When I think of how 9 feels...

うむ
Yeah.

ピッ
Pi - Flick

Panel 3
ギュッ
Gyu - Twist

Panel 4
子を思う親の気持ちは誰も同じだ
Every parent feels the same way about their child.

Panel 5
代われるものなら。。。
If he could take his place...

ピッ
Pi - Flick

Panel 6
ギュッギュッ
Gyu gyu - Twist twist

Panel 7
あっ
Ah

あれっ？
Huh?

Panel 8
さっきやっつけた二人組がいない
Those guys who attacked us before are gone.

Panel 9
逃げたか
Did they run away?

おや？
Oh?

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Panel 1
フィガロは？
Where's Figaro?

えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 2
あれっフィガロもいない！
Huh, Figaro is gone, too!

フィガロ？！
Figaro?!

Panel 4
スー。。。
Suu... - Breathe...

Panel 5
疲れて寝てしまったか
He was tired and fell asleep?

Panel 6
すまないアリラン 少佐やマライヒさんは殿下の大切なお友だちなのだ
I'm sorry, Arirang. The major and Maraich are His Highness' valuable friends.

Panel 7
殿下に仕える身としてその人たちをさしおいて中和剤をくださいとは言えなかった 軍人としての立場があるのだ
As someone who works for His HIghness, I can't ignore them and ask if I can have the antidote. That's my position as a soldier.

Panel 8
おまえも軍人のことして立派な最期を。。。
You were a fine soldier to the end, too...

うっうっ
Ugh ugh

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Panel 1
お父ちゃん
Dad.

ムニャ。。。
Munya... - Sleepy gaze...

Panel 3
だめだー！！
It's no use!!

Panel 4
いくら軍人でも親の情愛を押し殺すことなどできなーい！どうしたらいいんだー！
No matter how much of a soldier I am, I can't hold back my parental love! I have to do something!

アーン！
Aaahn!

Panel 5
そうだ こうなったら おまえ一人を死なせはしない！
Yes, if it's come to this you won't die alone!

Panel 6
お父ちゃんも細菌を吸っておまえと同じ苦しみを味わって死ぬぞー！
Daddy will breathe in the bacteria, too, and go through the same pain and die!

ダッ
Da - Tap

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Panel 1
ドテッ
Dote - Thud

ズザーッ
Zuzaa - Skid

Panel 2
痛い！
Ow!

Panel 3
あっ
Ah

Panel 4
おいでおいで
This way, this way

Panel 5
クルッ
Kuru - Turn

Panel 6
ついて来いって言ってる
He's saying to come with him!

パッ
Pa - Hop

アリラン！
Arirang!

Panel 7
待ちなさい おまえ動き回っては！
Wait! You can't move around!

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Panel 1
カッカッカッ
Ka ka ka - Click click click

Panel 2
フィガロ！
Figaro!

フィガロ？！
Figaro?!

Panel 3
ドツン
Dotsun - Boom

わっ！
Wah!

Panel 4
マライヒさん
Maraich!

あっねえ フィガロを見なかった？！
Ah, hey, have you seen Figaro?!

Panel 5
捜索にあたっていたタマネギたちだな どうしてここへ
Why are the Tamanegi assigned for searching here?

カッカッ
Ka ka - Click click

Panel 6
少佐ったらひどいですよ マンションの前でマライヒさんをひろってそのまま自動車で走りさっちゃうんだもの
Major, it's terrible. Maraich was picked up in from of your apartments and ran away in a vehicle.

ワンワン部隊の鼻を頼りに追いかけてきたんです
You can depend on the Woof Woof Force's noses to go after him.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

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Panel 1
殿下はどこです
Where is His Highness?

そんなことよりフィガロは？！
More importantly, where's Figaro?!

Panel 2
知りません
I don't know.

Panel 3
フィガロー！
Figarooo!

あーあ
A~ah.

Panel 4
ガリガリガリ
Gari gari gari - Crunch crunch

Panel 6
ドオッ
Doo - Pow

ガッ
Ga - Bam

Panel 7
ズトッ
Zuto - Land

ドッ
Do - Thud

Panel 8
体がもちませーん！
My body can't take this!

5時間分回転したぞ 次はどーする！
It revolved for 5 hours, what's next?!

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Panel 1
本当ですか！
Really?!

Panel 2
すごい！これならまにあうかもしれん！
Amazing! We might be in time!

時間がない急げ！
There's no time for that, hurry!

Panel 3
次は3階にある極細レーザーメスで遺伝子を操作します！それから地下の培養器に入れ中2階の熔融システムで
Next we operate on the gene using a super fine laser scalpel on the 3rd floor! After that, we put it in an incubator underground and with a fusion system on the 2nd floor...

Panel 4
移動時間がもったいないなー！
We don't have time to go all over the place!

あっいたいた殿下ー
Ah, there he is. Your Highness!

Panel 5
いい所へ来た！
You came just in time!

ボン！
Bon! - Bong!

Panel 6
こいつらに必要な物を持ってこさせよう メモを書け！
I'll make you guys bring what we need! Write a memo!

はっ！
Yes sir!

Panel 7
3階でレーザーで極細で
3rd floor, laser, super fine

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Panel 1
わかりにくいメモだなあ
This memo is hard to understand.

よく言われます
I hear that often.

Panel 2
とにかく急げ！
Anyway, hurry up!

ははっ！
Yes sir!

Panel 3
ぼくは極細レーザーメス！
I'll get the super fine laser scalpel!

ぼくたちは熔融システム！
We'll get the fusion system!

Panel 4
ぼくは
I'll...

パッ
Pa - Hop

Panel 5
ピタッ
Pita - Freeze

何をやってる！
What are you doing?!

Panel 6
わかりませーん！
I don't understand this!

Panel 7
パンジー
Pansy

Panel 8
どっちから読めばいいんでしょう！
How am I supposed to read this?!

ええっ？
Eeh?

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Panel 1
ここがブティックならジーパン 花屋ならパンジーと想像がつきますが
If this was a boutique I would think it meant 'jeans'. If it was a florist, pansies.
*The word is "Panjii". Jeans are "Jiipan". Pansies are "Panjii".

どっちにしても関係なさそうだな
Either way it doesn't seem related.

ちょっと拝見
Let me see it.

Panel 2
あっ失礼 わたし最近ものまねカラオケにこってるので歌詞を書いてしまいました
Ah, sorry. Recently I've gotten into imitation karaoke so I wrote some song lyrics.

Panel 3
ものまねカラオケというと素人がカラオケスナックで似てないものまねを無理矢理歌うというあれか？
When you say 'imitation karaoke', is that when an amateur is forced to sing an imitation that isn't similar at a karaoke bar?

そう言われると身もふたもないですが
That's too blunt.

Panel 4
こんな歌があったかな
I wonder if there's a song like this.

ササッ
Sa sa - Swish swish

Panel 5
ジパーン
Jeeeeans

Panel 6
少しは似てるでしょ？
Isn't that a bit like him?

誰に？
Like who?
*A reference to Gou Hiromi's "The Eyes of 24 Million" ("Ni oku yon sen man no Hitomi")
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTRfVkZ3MXE

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Panel 1
だいたいどう読むんだ
Then how are you supposed to reads this?

ですから
Here.

Panel 2
こう
Like this.

ジパーン
Jipaan

Panel 3
だからきさまのメモは読みにくいんだ！
You're memos are hard to read!

Panel 4
冗談こいとらんでまじめにやれー！
This is no time for joking, be serious!

ボカボカ
Boka boka - Pow pow

ひえーっ！
Hyeeeh!

Panel 5
フィガロー！
Figarooo!

カッカッカッ
Ka ka ka - Click click click

Panel 6
どこへ行っちゃったんだろう
Where did he go?

カッカッ
Ka ka - Click click

Panel 7
ハッ
Hah

Panel 8
おっ！
Oh!

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Panel 1
消えたと思ったら仲間を呼びに行ったのか
I thought they disappeared but they called for backup?

カッ
Ka - Click

Panel 2
あいつらだ！
It's them!

Panel 3
WHA特殊部隊のメンツにかけて生かして帰るな！
Revive the honor of the WHA Special Military Forces and don't let them live!

Panel 4
おまえたちのせいで9号さんの子供が！
What happened to 9's son is your fault!

Panel 5
ワーッ
Waaah

Panel 7
ハアハアハアハア
Haah haah haah haah

110
Panel 1
ブブッブブッ
Bu bu bu bu - Drip drip drip drip

Panel 2
おーいそんなに早く行かないでくれー！
Heeey, please to run away so fast!

Panel 3
おかしいなあ こんなに足がとられるのにあの子たちは平気みたいだ
This is strange. My feet are being grabbed but it seems like those kids are fine.

ズブブッズブッ
Zububu zubu - Splosh splosh

Panel 4
変な所に来てしまったなあ ロンドンにこんな所があったかな
I've come to a strange place. Was there a place like this in London?

Panel 6
ずいぶん石像がある
There's many stone statues.

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Panel 1
ママだ！
It's Mama!

ハッ
Hah

Panel 2
お父ちゃん ほら ママだよ！
Dad, look, it's Mom!

Panel 3
なんだって？！
What?!

ズー
Zuu - Zoom

Panel 4
ボッ
Bo - Bam

Panel 6
ほんとだ！
It's true!

ママ！
Mama!

Panel 7
アリラン！
Arirang!

あなた！
Honey!

Panel 8
えっ！
Eh?!

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Panel 1
ここで何をしているのです！ここは生ける者の来る所ではありません！
What are you doing here?! This isn't a place the living can come!

Panel 2
どうなってるんだこれは！
What's going on?!

ママー！
Mama!

Panel 3
うんうん
Ung ung

Panel 4
アブッ！
Abu!

あっ あなた様は！
I-it's you!

Panel 5
アブッアブブッ
Abu abubu

Panel 6
ええっ アリランが？！
Eeh, Arirang is...?!

113
Panel 1
それであなた様がつれて来られたのですか？！
So you brought him here?!

アブブアブブ
Abubu abubu

Panel 2
アリランを救ってやりたいがあなた様は死に関することをよくご存知ないから誰かに相談したくてここへ？！
You want to help Arirang but because you don't know much about death you want to consult someone here?!

アブー
Abuu

Panel 3
おおせの通り死は闇に属することがらであなた様は光をつかさどるお方ですから。。。
Because death is a subject affiliated with someone who controls darkness and you control light...

Panel 4
あぶぶっ？！
Abubu?!

それは。。。
That's...

Panel 5
私もよく存じません この梯界を統治する裁王様ならあるいは
I don't know much, either. Maybe King Judge who rules this ladder world is...

ピョン
Pyon - Hop

※梯界。。。人間が仏性に近づくために修行する階層世界
*Ladder world... A world hierarchy were humans must train themselves to become closer to the Buddha nature.

Panel 6
ズボッ
Zubo - Splash

Panel 7
シーン
Shiin - Silence

沈んじゃった
He sank.

何がどうなってるんだか
What is he doing?

114
Panel 1
ゴゴゴゴ
Go go go go - Rumble

わっ？！
Wah?!

Panel 2
ドオッ
Doo - Boom

Panel 3
お久しぶりですな
It's been a long time.

Panel 4
あわわわ！
Awawawah!

アブブアブー
Abubu abuu

Panel 5
人間の子供の命を助けたい？こまりましたな
You want to save the life of the human child. That's a problem.

Panel 6
アブー？
Abuu?

方法がないわけではない しかしそのためには他の人間の命を犠牲にする必要があります
There is a way. However, you would need to sacrifice another human life to do it.

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Panel 1
どういうことです！
What do you mean?!

Panel 2
ほれ
Here

カッ
Ka - Shine

Panel 3-4
サーッ
Saa - Whoosh

Panel 5
うわっ？！
Whoa?!

Panel 6
下は暗黒地獄じゃ その子のために命を投げだしてもよいと思う人間が飛びこめば代わりに子供が助かる
That's the depths of hell. If a human will sacrifice their like for that child the child will be saved.

Panel 7
それなら
Then...!

ダッ！
Da! - Tap!

Panel 8
お父ちゃん！
Dad!

Panel 9
あなた！
Honey!

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Panel 1
わーっ！
Waaah!

Panel 2
ガラガラガラ
Gara gara gara - Rattle rattle

Panel 3
ひえ~~~~っ！
Hyeeeeh~!

バッ！
Bah!

Panel 4
バカっ はなすんだ！
Idiot, let me go!

Panel 5
いやだい！
I don't want to!

Panel 6
お父ちゃんのことはかまうな！未来のあるおまえのためなら喜んで死ぬぞ！
Don't worry about me! I'd be happy to die for you to have a future!

ママもお父ちゃんもいない未来なんかいらないやい！
I don't need a future without Mom or Dad!

Panel 7
ズルッ
Zuru - Slip

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Panel 1
キャーッ！
Kyaaah!

はなせーっ 二人とも落ちてしまうぞー！
Let go! We'll both fall!

Panel 2
ピョン
Pyon - Hop

Panel 3
ムンズ
Munzu - Grab

Panel 4
ピーッ
Pii - Ping

お手出し無用 人間のことは人間におまかせなさい
It's useless to meddle. Human affairs must be left to humans.

Panel 5
ギシッ
Gishi - Creak

Panel 6
ギシギシ
Gishi gishi - Creak creak

Panel 7
ドン！
Don! - Bam!

Panel 8
むっ？！
Nn?!

Panel 9
ギシギシ
Gishi gishi - Creak creak

ドン！
Don! - Bam!

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Panel 1
あっ歩いてる？！そんなバカな！
Ah, she's walking?! That's ridiculous!

ギシギシ
Gishi gishi - Creak creak

Panel 2
ブー？
Buu?

完全に石化してるんですぞ！動けるはずがない！
She's completely fossilized! She shouldn't be able to move!

Panel 3
よしんば誰かが無理に動かそうとしても神経も筋肉もこりかたまってるんです！指一本動かしただけで死ぬほどの激痛を感じるはずです！
Even if someone tried to move by force, the nerves and muscles are stiff! They would feel enough pain to die just from moving one finger!

Panel 4
ポロポロ
Poro poro - Drip drip

Panel 5
カッカッーン
Ka kaan - Click click

Panel 6
ギギギ
Gi gi gi - Creak

Panel 7
ママ！
Mama!

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Panel 1
ひえーっ！
Hyeeeh!

バタバタ
Bata bata - Clatter clatter

Panel 2
バタッ
Bata - Clatter

Panel 3
助かったー！
We're saved!

ひえっひえっ
Hyeh hyeh

Panel 4
グラッ
Gura - Totter

Panel 5
ガラ
Gara - Tumble

Panel 6
あっ？！
Ah?!

Panel 7
ガラガラ
Gara gara - Clatter clatter

わーっ！！
Waaah!!

Panel 8
チカッ
Chika - Twinkle

Panel 9
カッ
Ka - Light

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Panel 1
ドオッ
Doo - Boom

Panel 2
ゴオッ
Goo - Rooar

Panel 3
御赦免光！
The light of absolution!

Panel 4
千年に一度見られるかどうかという天主様の御慈悲の光！あの者は許されて天界に！
The light of Gods' mercy is only seen once in a millennium! She's been forgiven and brought to Heaven!

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Panel 1
次は何をまぜるんだー！！
What do we mix next?!!

Panel 2
今度は戸棚の上の鉄イオン溶剤です！
This time it's a iron ion agent in the top of the cupboard!

Panel 3
鉄！鉄！
Iron! Iron!

Panel 4
時間がない 何でもいいからぶちまけろー！
There's no time! Anything is fine so throw it in!

Panel 5
バシャバシャ
Basha basha - Splash splash

Panel 6
ボワン！
Bowan! - Pow!

Panel 7
ありゃ
Huh?

トウガラシ
Cayenne pepper

タバスコ
Tabasco

Panel 8
よーしたぶんこれでいいはずだ！
All right, this should be good!

中和剤ができたの？！
You made the antidote?!

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Panel 1
このくそ忙しい時に何をしてた！
What were you doing while I was busy as hell?!

何って。。。
What...?

Panel 3
あ。。。
Ah...

Panel 4
せっかく完成したのにあの子供はどこへ行ったんだ！
We did all this to finish this, now where did that kid go?!

あれっ？
Huh?

Panel 5
あっ殿下うしろに！
Ah, Your Highness, behind you!

おお！
Ooh!

Panel 6
飲め！
Drink this!

ザバッ
Zaba - Splash

Panel 7
ゴクン！
Gokun! - Gulp!

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Panel 1
ゴーッ
Goo - Rooar

からいだろうなあ
Looks like it's spicy.

Panel 2
一時間後
One hour later.

ゴーッゴーッ
Goo goo - Rooar rooar

4時間近くたったがピンピンしてるもう大丈夫だろうな
It's been nearly 4 hours and he's lively. He should be fine now.

はいもう完全に
Yes, everything is fine now.

Panel 3
やったー！
We did it!

Panel 4
よかったねー！
I'm so relieved!

ゴーッ
Goo - Rooar

ジタバタ
Jitabata - Run around

Panel 5
命びろいしたな
You had a narrow escape.

シュボッ
Shubo - Fwoosh

ハ。。。ハ。。。
Ha... ha...

Panel 6
殿下のおかげだ胴上げしよう！
It's all thanks to His Highness! Let's throw him!

ワッ
Yay

Panel 7
ワーッ
Yaaay

ポーン
Poon - Toss

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Panel 1
おいおいよさんか
Hey, hey, stop it.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 2
よせってさ
You said to stop.

グシャッ
Gusha - Crash

Panel 3
くおらーっ！
Heeey!

殿下の中和剤がきいたんだろうか
Did His Highness' antidote work?

Panel 4
いやきっと御赦免光をあびたおかげだ
No, I'm sure it's because of the light of absolution.

ブー？
Buu?

下剤
Laxative

Panel 5
教えてくれないか 君はいったい何者なんだい
Will you tell me who you really are?

Panel 6
ブッ
Bu

Panel 7
テッテッ
Te te - Pitter patter

Panel 8
フィガロだよー
I'm Figaro

ブッブッ
Bu bu

フィガロ/おわり
Figaro / End