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ハプニング
パタリロ!101
The Happening
Patalliro! 101

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Panel 1
夜のマリネラ
Night in Malynera

Panel 2
バタバタバタ
Bata bata bata - Stomp stomp stomp

Panel 3
バタン
Batan - Slam

Panel 4
静かに！
Quiet!

氷を持ってきました
殿下の容態は？
I brought the ice.
How is His Highness?

Panel 5
うう~む
Nnng~

うう~む
Nnng~

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Panel 1
まず今夜が峠でしょう
It will probably peak tonight.

そんな心細い
I feel uneasy.

Panel 2
さっきから見てると氷で頭を冷やしてるだけじゃないですか。ほかに打つ手はないんですか。注射を打つとか電気マッサージをするとか
When I saw him earlier wasn't the ice just cooling his head? Isn't there any other way? Like an injection or an electric massage?

Panel 3
殿下はフグの毒にあたったんですよ
His Highness has been stricken with fugu poisoning.

そうですよ
That's true.

Panel 4
フグ中毒に電気マッサージをしてどうなるんです！そもそもフグにあたったらもう治療法はないんです。フグの毒を中和する薬品なんかないんですよ！
What would an electric massage do to fugu poisoning?! There's no cure for fugu poisoning to begin with! There's no medicine to neutralize a fugu's poison!

Panel 5
じゃあフグの中毒患者は。。。
Then patients with fugu poisoning...

たいてい死にます！
Generally die!

Panel 6
でも殿下は生きてますよ
But His Highness is alive!

それが不思議なんです
That's a miracle.

Panel 7
殿下の生命力の強靭さは知ってますがその殿下ですら即死してもおかしくない量の毒を食べてるんです。なのに高熱が出るだけで生きのびてるから不思議で不思議で。。。
I know the strength of His Highness' vitality but even he will die instantly if he eats ridiculous amounts of poison! It's a miracle that he's surviving with just a high fever...

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Panel 1
医者に不思議がられるってのは何かこわいね
There's something scary about a doctor being amazed.

そんなに食べたのか？
Did he eat that much?

トラフグを20匹
20 tiger fugu.

一匹の毒で五百人殺せます
The poison of one can kill five hundred people.

Panel 2
なんでまたフグなんか
What, fugu again?

昼間殿下と釣りに行ったんだ
During the day His Highness went fishing.

Panel 3
フグしか釣れませんね
We didn't catch anything but fugu.

それはそうと腹がへった
By the way, I'm hungry.

Panel 4
それを食べよう
Let's eat that.

えーっ？！
Eeeh?!

やめた方がいいと言ったんだけどその場でペロリと
I told him he should stop but he gobbled it up then and there.

Panel 5
焼いて食べたのか？
Did he cook it and eat it?

煮ても焼てもフグの毒は変化しません
Even if you boil or cook fugu it won't change the poison.

Panel 6
生のまま頭からかじったんだ
He gnawed on them while they were raw.

問題外ですな
Unthinkable.

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Panel 1
とにかく殿下の生体機能は異常です。熱が下がれば常識を無視して助かるかもしれませんが、このまま熱が続くようだとあるいは。。。
Anyhow, His Highness' body functions are abnormal. If his fever drops, if you ignore common sense, he'll be saved. If his fever continues like this, he might...

Panel 2
あるいは？
He might?

Panel 3
万が一ということも。。。
In the worst case scenario...

Panel 4
万が一というと？
In the worst case scenario?

Panel 5
覚悟しておいた方が。。。
You should be prepared...

Panel 6
覚悟って？
Prepared?

わからん人だな！！
Don't you get it?!!

Panel 7
死ぬかもしれないと言ってるんです！！
I'm saying he might die!!

Panel 8
死ぬ
Die

殿下が
His Highness

Panel 9
人間やめますか。それとも殿下やめますか
Will he stop being human? Or will he stop being His Highness?
*Based on an advertisement. "Will you quit drugs? Or will you quit being human?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0vvKS-R86Y.

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Panel 1
アハハハ
Aha ha ha

くおらーっ！！
Grarrr!!

Panel 2
おまえら国王が生きるか死ぬかのせとぎわだというのにくだらん冗談で笑ってていいのか！
How can you smile and joke when your king is on the brink of life or death?!

あ
Ah

Panel 3
すみません、殿下とつきあってるうちにものごとをまじめに考える能力がおとろえてしまって
Excuse me. Our ability to take things seriously has decayed while we've been around His Highness.

Panel 4
するとこのままいったら殿下はあぶないと
So you're saying His Highness is in danger.

そうです！
Yes!

Panel 5
冗談ぬきで死ぬかもしれないと
He could die, no joke.

Panel 6
そうです！
Yes!

Panel 7
たいへんだーっ！！
This is bad!!

やっと理解したか
He finally understands?

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Panel 1
へんたいだーっ！
It's a pervert~!
*In Japanese, "taihen" can mean something is bad and "hentai" is a pervert.

Panel 2
いててて冗談ですってば
Ow ow ow, it's a joke.

Panel 3
どんな深刻な状態の時でも冗談が出るというのは殿下の悪影響だな
It's because of His Highness' bad influence that we tell jokes during serious situations like this.

バタバタ
Bata bata - Stomp stomp

しかし冗談どころじゃないぞ
But this is no joke.

Panel 4
おっ殿下の様子は？！
Oh, how is His Highness?!

Panel 5
どうやらあぶないらしい
It seems he's in danger.

ええっ？！
Eeh?!

Panel 6
各国の大使館に連絡してフグ中毒の特効薬がないかどうか調べさせろ！医者は薬なんかないと言っていたが世界は広いんだ。漢方薬とかチベットの秘薬とかなんとかがあるかもしれない！
Contact the embassy of each country and investigate if there's any medicine for fugu poisoning! Even though the doctor said there's no medicine it's a big world! There could be Chinese or Tibetan medicine or something!

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Panel 1
電波が飛びかった
The radio waves flew out.

Panel 2
みごとな写実主義だ。電波は見えないから何も描いてない
That's splendidly realistic. Because radio waves are invisible I didn't draw anything.

Panel 3
手ぬきじゃないってばー！
Don't cut corners!

Panel 4
タンザニア大使館です。こちらではフグなんか食べないから解毒剤もありません！
This is Tanzania's Embassy. Since we don't eat things like fugu there's no antidote here!

Panel 5
モンゴワナ大使館です。フグとは何かと聞き返されてしまいました
This is Mongowana's Embassy. They've asked in return what fugu is.

フランスにはありません！
There's nothing in France!

デンマークにも！
Or Denmark!

Panel 6
うがーっ薬がなければ殿下は死んでしまうかもしれないんだぞー！もっとよくさがせーっ！！
Ugwaaah! If there's no medicine His Highness might die! Keep searching!!

Panel 7
とその時だった
And that was when

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Panel 2
フッ
Fu - Fwoo

パタリロ山のふもとに得体の知れない機械が出現したのだ
A strange machine appeared at the base of Mount Patalliro.

Panel 3
バタバタ
Bata bata - Stomp stomp

Panel 4
たいへんだーっ、殿下の心臓が止まりかけてるーっ！！
This is bad, His Highness' heart is stopping!!

Panel 6
ピキーンピキーン
Pikiin pikiin - Beep beep

Panel 7
先生！！
Doctor!!

もう手の打ちようがない
There's nothing I can do about it.

Panel 8
神様仏様、アラーの使者でも何でもいいから殿下を助けてくださーい！！
God, Buddha, or even Allah's messenger, please do something to save His Highness!!

わーん！！
Waaahn!!

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Panel 1
毒気しー
Poisoned~

Panel 2
ハッ
Hah

Panel 3
毒気しゃいらんかねー
Are you poisoned~

Panel 4
薬屋か？！
A pharmacist?!

バタン
Batan - Slam

Panel 5
さようで~何かご用は~
Yes, I am~ Do  you need something~

Panel 6
フグの毒気しはあるか？！
Do you have medicine for fugu poison?!

はい~
Yes~

Panel 7
ポーン
Poon - Pop

ありがたい！
Thanks!

Panel 8
待て、どうする気だ！
Wait, what do you plan on doing?!

Panel 9
決まってるじゃありませんか。殿下に飲ませるんです！
Isn't it settled? We'll make His Highness take it!

何を言うか。そんなわけのわからん物を飲ませてはいかん！
What are you saying? You can't make him eat that, you don't know what it is!

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Panel 1
まず動物実験をうぐぐぐ
Test it on an animal first guh!

殿下の口をあけろ！
Open His Highness' mouth!

Panel 2
んがっ
Ngah

Panel 3
パラパラ
Para para - Sprinkle

Panel 4
ゴクン
Gokun - Gulp

Panel 5
パチッ
Pachi - Snap

Panel 6
どうした
What's wrong?

わーっ、何てよく効く薬だーっ！！
Waaah, what effective medicine!!

Panel 7
オーイオーイ
Whoa whoa

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Panel 1
いやあ、おかげで命拾いしました。もう少し遅かったらあぶなかったそうなんです
Well, thanks to you I narrowly escaped death. If you came a bit later it would've been bad.

たまたま近くを通りかかって毒気しを求める電波をキャッチしたのです
I was passing by the neighborhood by chance and caught the radio waves asking for poison medicine.

Panel 2
ほほう最近の薬売りは無線機を持って歩きますか
Ho hoh, do pharmacists these days walk around with radios?

やはり薬売りというと富山のお方で？
So you're a pharmacist at Toyama?

Panel 3
アルタイルの薬売りです
I'm a pharmacist from Altair.

Panel 4
えっ？！
Eh?!

アルタイルというと！
Altair?!

Panel 5
石川県の？
Of the Ishikawa prefecture?

Panel 6
石川県にアルタイルなんて所がありますか！！
Where is there an Altair in the Ishikawa prefecture?!!

群馬県だったか？
It's the Gunma prefecture?

Panel 7
アルタイルというと太陽系から遠くへだたった、あの？！
Altair from a distant solar system?!

Panel 8
スルッ
Suru - Smooth

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Panel 1
そうです
That's right.

Panel 2
原子砲用意！！
Prepare the atomic cannon!!

ドドド
Do do do - Rumble

Panel 3
まっ 待ってください！相手はまがりなりにも命の恩人！！
P, please wait! Though he's imperfect he saved your life!!

はなせ 相手はインベーダーだ！
Let go! He's an invader!

Panel 4
インベーダー
Invader.

Panel 5
ピッコンピッコンピシュンピシュン
Pikkon pikkon pishun pishun - Beep beep pew pew
*Patalliro is playing "Space Invaders", a very popular arcade game from the late 1970's.

わけのわからないリアクションですね
His reaction doesn't make much sense.

そ。。。そうですね。ハハッ あまり近寄らないで
Th... that's true. Ha ha, don't get too close.

Panel 6
こわがらなくてもいいです。わたしはただの商人です
You don't need to be afraid. I'm just a merchant.

Panel 7
そんなこと言って後ろを向いたらいきなりガブッ
You might say that, but as soon as we turn our backs, BAM!

ちがいますってば
It's not like that.

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Panel 1
メシエ31番星雲の方へ薬の行商に行く途中だったんですが。たまたま解毒剤を求める電波をキャッチしたので立ち寄ったのです
I was on the way to peddle medicine in the Messier 31 galaxy, but by chance I caught the radio waves requesting an antidote so I stopped by.

Panel 2
じゃあ殿下は運がよかったんですね
Then Your Highness is very lucky.

ものすごい幸運ですよ
I have terribly good luck.

Panel 3
相当はなれてましたから 普通なら電波をとらえられなかったでしょうね。電磁場に何か乱れが起きてたんでしょう
Because if he was far away normally he wouldn't catch the radio waves. Something probably happened to the electromagnetic field.

Panel 4
じゃあその電磁場のハプニングがなかったら今ごろ殿下は。。。
Then if something hadn't happened to the electromagnetic field then His Highness would be...

そういうことです
That's right.

Panel 5
ラッキーなハプニングでしたねえ
It's lucky that happened.

やっぱりぼくは運がいいんだ
I knew it, I have good luck.

悪運でしょう
It should be bad luck.

Panel 6
せっかく寄ったんだからこの星で少し商売をやっていこうかなあ
Since I went through the trouble of stopping here how about I do business on this planet for a bit?

それはいいけどどんな薬があるんです
That's fine, but what sort of medicines do you have?

Panel 7
何でもありますよ
Any kind you like.

Panel 8
頭のよくなる薬とか？
Like medicine to make someone smarter?

ハッハッ
Ha ha

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Panel 1
50ダカットです
It's 50 dakkots.

えっ？！
Eh?!

Panel 2
ちょっちょっと待ってください。本当にそんな薬があるんですか？！
Wa, wait a minute. A medicine like that actually exists?!

この星のお金だといくらになるのかなあ
I wonder how much that would be in this planet's money.

Panel 3
ひょっとして人間がすごくまじめになる薬なんかありますか
Do you maybe have a medicine to make a person serious?

80ダカットです
It's 80 dakkots.

Panel 4
殿下！
Your Highness!

なんだ！
What?!

Panel 5
ポイ
Poi - Throw

Panel 6
ゴックン
Gokkun - Gulp

Panel 7
バリバリ
Bari bari - Scratch scratch

わーっ 信じられなーい！
Waaah, I don't believe it!

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Panel 1
何をしている！君たちも早く仕事にとりかかりたまえ！
What are you doing?! You guys hurry and get to work, too!

はいはい！
Yeah, yeah!

わーい これでやっとたまった書類が片づくぞー！
Yaaay, we'll finally deal with these piled up documents~!

Panel 2
朝が来て
Morning came

Panel 3
夜が来てもパタリロは仕事を続けていた
Even when night came Patalliro was still working.

バリバリバリ
Bari bari bari - Scratch scratch scratch

Panel 4
殿下がんばりますねえ。この辺でちょっと一休みしてはいかがですか
Your Highness is keeping at it, isn't he? How about taking a rest for a moment?

あちらに食事の用意ができてます
A meal is ready over there.

Panel 5
時間のむだです！お茶づけと漬物で簡単にすませますから ここへ持ってきなさい！
That's a waste of time! Simply finish up some tea and pickled vegetables and bring them here!

バリバリ
Bari bari - Scratch scratch

Panel 6
お茶とごはんはあるんですが漬物が。。。
There's tea and rice but pickled vegetables...

少し待っててくだされば即席漬けを作りますけど
If you wait for a little bit we can pickle them now.

Panel 7
それが時間のむだだと言うんです。野菜とぬかと漬物石を持ってきなさい！
I said that's a waste of time. Bring the vegetables the rice-bran and the weight stone!

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Panel 1
ガリガリボリボリ
Gari gari bori bori - Crunch crunch munch munch

Panel 2
モシャモシャ
Mosha mosha - Munch munch

ぬか
Rice-bran

Panel 3
こうしておけばおなかの中で漬物になります！
If I place this here it'll pickle in my stomach!

バリバリ
Bari bari - Scratch scratch

ジーン
Jiin - Stare

すばらしい。あのまじめな姿を亡くなったお父上に見せてさしあげたい
Magnificent. I'd like to show that serious figure to his deceased father.

Panel 4
こういうすごい薬をわれわれだけで使っていていいものだろうか
Should we be the only ones who can use such amazing medicine?

マリネラを通じて全世界に売り出したらどうだろう
How about we put it on market throughout the world through Malynera?

いかがですか？
How about it?

願ってもないことで
I couldn't ask for more.

Panel 5
薬屋さんは商売ができるし人助けにもなる！よし世界中に薬を販売するぞ！！
The pharmacist can conduct business and people will be helped! All right, sell the medicine around the world!!

Panel 6
ホッホッ
Ho ho

Panel 7
文字通りありとあらゆる薬があった
He literally had every possible medicine.

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Panel 1
毛はえ薬などは言うにおよばず
Unnecessary medicine like hair growth formula

発売元マリネラ製薬会社？ほんとにきくのかなあ
Distributed by Malynera's Pharmaceutical Company? I wonder if it'll really work.

ゴクン
Gokun - Gulp

Panel 2
ボン！
Bon! - Poof!

Panel 3
テストでいい成績をとる薬
Medicine for getting good test scores.

うわお~っ！手が勝手に答えを書いてる~っ！
Wooow~! My hand is writing the answers on its own~!

Panel 4
スポーツに強くなる薬
Medicine to become strong for sports.

シュワッ！
Shuwa! - Shwoosh!

キャーッ百メートル3秒8！
Kyaaah, 100 meters in 3.8 seconds!

Panel 5
女の子にもてる薬
Medicine to be popular with girls.

まちがって男にもてる薬を飲んじゃったー！
I made a mistake, I drank the medicine to be popular with men~!

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Panel 1
それどころか漫画家が〆切りを守るようになる薬まであったのだ
On the contrary, medicine for a mangaka to make their deadline.

信じられない〆切り前に原稿があがったぞ！
I don't believe it, I finished the manuscript before the deadline!

えっいつもものすごく遅い〇〇先生の？！
Eh, aren't you always terrible late Mr. XXXX?!

とくに氏名は秘す
His full name is a secret.

Panel 2
マリネラ製薬会社の薬は世界中で大評判になった
Malynera's Pharmaceutical Company became hugely famous around the world.

薬のおかげで大学に合格したー！
Thanks to this medicine I'm eligible for university~!

薬を飲んだら国会議員になれたぞーっ！
When I took this medicine I became a member of the Diet~!

Panel 3
ヨロ。。。
Yoro... - Wobble...

Panel 4
おやどうしました
Oh, what's wrong?

Panel 5
今日で一週間寝てないのだ
I haven't slept for a week today.

ハア。。。
Haah...

Panel 6
休もうと思ってもまじめに仕事を続けなくちゃならんという気持ちが先に立って寝ていられないおかげでこんなにやつれてしまった
Even when I try to rest, the feeling that I have to keep working seriously takes over and I can't sleep, so I'm worn out.

Panel 7
薬の作用が強すぎるんじゃないだろうか。薬の効きめをなくす薬はないのか？！
Isn't the effect of that medicine too strong? Isn't there a medicine that negates its effect?!

スッ。。。
Su... - Slide...

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Panel 1
そんなものありませんよ。薬の効果は永久的です
There's nothing like that. The medicine's effects last forever.

そんなあ！このままじゃ体がもたんぞ！
That can't be! My body can't handle staying like this!

薬屋さん
Mr. Pharmacist.

Panel 2
ある探険家から依頼があったんですがネス湖のネッシーをつかまえられるようになる薬を。。。
There was a request from a certain explorer for a medicine that can catch Nessie, the Loch Ness monster...

90ダカットですね
It's 90 dakkots.

Panel 3
たしか今これを隠すようなそぶりを。。。
I'm certain he was hiding this just now...

Panel 5
ヨロヨロ
Yoro yoro - Wobble wobble

フラーッ
Furaa - Stagger

Panel 6
ゴクン
Gokun - Gulp

Panel 7
バタッ
Bata - Thud

Panel 8
グー
Guu - Zzz

Panel 10
ん。。。うーん！
Nn... Aaaahn!

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Panel 1
あーよく寝た
Ah, I slept well.

Panel 2
チュンチュン
Chun chun - Chirp chirp

Panel 3
こうしてスッキリした頭で考えてみると あの薬の効き目はちょっと異常だな。あのままだったら死んでいたかもしれない
Now that I'm refreshed, when I think about it, the effect of that medicine was a bit strange. If things stayed that way I probably would have died.

Panel 4
ぼくがまじめに仕事をするなんて普通では考えられない状態だ。人間にそんな無理をさせる薬がはたしていい物なのかどうか。。。
When I was working seriously I wasn't in any condition to think normally. Is letting people take medicine in order to achieve impossible things...

Panel 6
ガチャッ
Gacha - Click

もしもし
Hello.

もしもしパタリロ？！
Hello, Patalliro?!

Panel 7
どちら様でしょう
Who is this?

マライヒだ！
It's Maraich!

Panel 8
斉藤さん？
Mr. Saitou?

マライヒ！
Maraich!

Panel 9
田中さんでしたか
Mr. Tanaka?

君の冗談につきあってるヒマはない。たいへんなんだ！！
I don't have time to go along with your jokes! This is serious!!

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Panel 1
鯛が変だって？
The sea bream is strange?
*In Japanese, "taihen" can mean "serious", "tai" can be "sea bream" and "hen" can mean "strange".

まじめに聞けったらこうなったのも君の責任だぞ！マリネラでおかしな薬を売りだしてるだろう！
Listen seriously! It's your fault things got this way! I bought some strange medicine from Malynera!

Panel 2
何か使ったのか？！
Did you use something?!

じつは。。。
Actually...

Panel 3
最近またバンコランが落ちつかないみたいなんで。。。その。。。浮気をやめさせる薬っていうのをこっそり飲ませたんだ
Recently Bancoran hasn't been likely to settle down... so... I secretly made him take medicine to stop him from cheating.

Panel 4
効いたか？！
Did it work?!

効いた。たしかに浮気はしなくなったけどそのかわり全然若さがなくなっちゃったんだ
It worked. He definitely hasn't cheated but on the other hand he's completely lost his youth.

Panel 5
何て言うか浮気をする元気すらなくなった感じで まるで生気がないんだ！
Whatever you call it, along with his energy to have an affair, all of his energy is gone!

Panel 6
それは困ったな
That's troublesome.

困ったどころのさわぎじゃないよ！彼が今何をやってると思う？！
It's a lot more than troublesome! What do you think he's doing right now?!

Panel 7
盆栽をいじってるんだよ！
He's playing around with his bonsai!

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Panel 1
パチン
Pachin - Snip

Panel 2
あまり想像したくない図だな
I don't want to imagine that picture.

あんなおじいちゃんみたいなバンコランはいやだーっ！少しぐらい浮気をしても前みたいに危険なムードを秘めたエネルギッシュな彼でなくちゃいやーっ！！
I don't want Bancoran to act like an old man~! Even if he cheated a little, he's not his energetic self with a dangerous air about him, I don't like this~!!

Panel 3
なんとか元にもどす方法はないの？！
もしもし？！もしもし？！
Isn't there some way to turn him back to normal?!
Hello?! Hello?!

Panel 4
パタリローっ！！
Patallirooo?!!

Panel 5
えらいこっちゃやっぱり強すぎる薬には副作用があるんだ
This is terrible, I knew there would be side effects to medicine that strong!

Panel 6
すると薬を飲んだほかの人たちも
And so other people have taken medicine, too.

Panel 7
うわーっ！テストテストどこかでテストをやってないか！
Uwaah! Tests! Tests! Isn't there a test somewhere I can do?!

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Panel 1
答案用紙に答えを書いてないと右腕がうずくーっ！！
My right arm throbs when I'm not filling out a test paper~!!

Panel 2
止まらないよーっ！！
It won't stop!!

ワサワサ
Wasa wasa - Rustle rustle

Panel 3
タマネギたちーっ ただちに薬の販売を中止しろーっ！！
Tamanegi! Suspend medicines sales at once!!

Panel 4
はあ？
Huh?

Panel 5
はあじゃない！よく考えてみたらこの薬はすごく危険なしろものなんだ！
Don't "huh" me! If you think about it this medicine is extremely dangerous!

Panel 6
なして
How?

一度薬を飲んだら効果が死ぬまで続くからだ！
Once you take the medicine the effects last until you die!

Panel 7
走り始めたら止まらない眠り始めたら目をさまさない。過ぎたるはおよばざるがごとしなのだーっ！
If you start to run you can't stop and if you start to sleep you can't wake up! It's too much of a good thing!

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Panel 1
気にしない。気にしない
I don't mind. I don't mind.

南米のある国から薬を飲んだら大統領になれたって礼状が来てましたよ。みんな喜んでるんだからいいじゃないですか
A letter of thanks came from South America; he was able to become president after taking the medicine. Everyone is happy so isn't it fine?

Panel 2
それも危険な徴候だ！薬を飲めば何でもできるということになったら誰も努力をしなくなる！人間は堕落の一途をたどることになるぞ！
That's a dangerous sign, too! If anyone can do anything by taking medicine then no one will try hard! Humans will follow the path of corruption!

Panel 3
子供のたわごとだ
A child's nonsense.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

薬の発送を続けよう
Let's keep sending the medicine.

タマネギ？！
Tamanegi?!

Panel 4
いったい。。。
What in the...

ハッ
Hah

Panel 5
タマネギたちに何をした？！
What did you do to the Tamanegi?!

別に
ただちょっとききわけのよくなる薬をね
Nothing.
I just gave them medicine to make them more obedient.

Panel 6
何がねらいだ！
What are you aiming at?!

Panel 7
わたしは単なる薬の行商人です。薬をたくさん売りたいだけなんです
たくさんたくさんね
I'm a simple medicine peddler. I only want to sell lots of medicine. Lots and lots.

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Panel 1
世界中の人間が一種類ずつでも薬を買ってくれたらすごい商いになると思いませんか
Don't you think selling all kinds of medicines to humans around the world is an amazing business?

ひと通りいき渡ったらどうするつもりだ。死ぬまで走り回ってる人間が また別の薬を買うとは思えんが
What do you plan on doing when it spreads through the populace? The people will run around until the die; they won't buy medicine again.

Panel 2
そしたらほかの星へ行くまでです
Then I'll go to another planet.

Panel 3
そうかきさま！
Is that so you bastard!

Panel 4
そうやっていろんな星の生物をくいものにして宇宙をさまよってるんだな！なんてひどい奴だ。きさまは人間じゃない！！
So you roam around the universe preying on living creatures on various planets! How cruel! You're not human!!

Panel 5
それで？
And?

Panel 6
ガッ
Ga - Grab

あっ？！
Ah?!

Panel 7
何をする。はなせ！
What are you doing? Let me go!

言うことをきくようになる薬を飲ませなさい！
Give him medicine so that he listens to what he's told!

Panel 8
これですね！
This is it!

Panel 9
素直に飲めーっ！
Be good and swallow it!

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Panel 1
パッ
Pa - Jump

ジャラッ
Jara - Rattle

Panel 2
タマネギにぼくが取り押さえられると思うかー！！
You think the Tamanegi can catch me~?!!

ダッ
Da - Tap

Panel 3
バシバシ
Bashi bashi - Smack smack

コックン
Kokkun - Gulp

わっ？！
Wah?!

Panel 4
わーっ ひと粒飲んでしまった。何を投げたんだ！
Waaah, I swallowed a pill. What did you throw?!

知らんわい！
I don't know!

Panel 5
はっ 早く解毒剤を！！
Hu, hurry, the antidote!!

Panel 6
わーっなくなってる
Waaah, there's none left!

ぼくが飲んだのが最後だったらしい
It seems I ate the last one.

Panel 7
ハッハッ
Ha ha

Panel 8
ん？
Hn?

Panel 9
ハッハッハッ
Ha ha ha

笑い薬だったのか
Was it laughter medicine?

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Panel 1
風呂屋に飛行機が落ちたってねえ
せんとう機だろう
And airplane was brought down by a public bath.
It was a fighter.
*In Japanese, "Sentou" can be a "bath-house" and "sentouki" is a fighter plane.

ギャヒーッヒッヒッ
Gyah hee hee hee

Panel 2
月にむかってウンチを投げりゃこれがほんとのウンのツキ
If you throw poop at the moon you'll run out of luck.
*In Japanese "unchi" can mean "feces", "tsuki" can mean "moon", and "un no tsuki" means "running out of luck".

ギャーッハッハッ
Gyaaah ha ha

Panel 3
いっ 息ができない！助けてくれーっ！！
I, I can't breathe! Help meee!!

ヒッヒッ
Hee hee

Panel 4
ザザザ
Za za za - Rustle

Panel 5
宇宙船に解毒剤のストックが
The stock of antidote on the spaceship!

クックックッ
Ku ku ku - Giggle

Panel 6
小咄その一
Anecdote one.

ギャッハッハッ
Gyah ha ha

Panel 7
死後の世界の話をします
I will talk about the world after death.

Panel 8
あのよー
Umm~
*In Japanese, "anoyo" can mean the "world of the dead".

ギャハーッハッハッ
Gyah haa ha ha

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Panel 1
さあどうだ。薬を飲んだ人全員にいきわたるだけの解毒剤をよこさなければ テープをかけ続けて笑い死にさせるぞ
Well then, how about it? If you don't send out the antidote to everyone who took medicine I'll keep playing the tape and you'll die of laughter.

ヒッヒッ
Hee hee

わかったわかった。解毒剤は船の中だ
I get it, I get it. The antidote is in the ship.

Panel 2
あったこれだな
Ah, here it is.

わたしにも一錠
Give me a pill, too.

Panel 3
地球から出て行って二度と戻ってこないと約束するならやってもいい
If you promise to leave the Earth and never come back again.

そんなご冗談をこんな宝の山を目の前にして
That a joke, with a mountain of money in front of me...

Panel 4
いやなら
If not.

小咄その二
Anecdote two.

わかったわかったーっ！！
I get it, I get it!!

Panel 5
ウイーンウイーン
Uiin uiin - Vween vween

Panel 6
ゴオー
Gooo - Roooar

戻ってきたら承知しないぞー！！
You better not come back!!

Panel 7
ふん 何を言ってんです。裏側に着陸してまた薬をばらまいてやりますよ
Hnn, what is he saying? I'll land on the other side and distribute medicine again.

Panel 8
あら？
Ah?

シュイーン
Shuiin - Shwoosh

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Panel 1
あらーっ。どうしたのかしらーっ。操縦できないわーっ！！
Aaah! What's wrong?! I can't control it!!

Panel 2
解毒剤と一種に部品を二 三個失敬しておいたんだ
I stole the anecdote and a few parts.

Panel 3
さてこれを世界中にくばればみんな元通りになる。マライヒなんかはさぞ喜ぶことだろう
Now if I distribute these around the world everyone will go back to normal. I'm sure Maraich and them will be happy.

Panel 4
待てよ。そうするとぼくは世界中の人から感謝されることになるな
Wait. When I do that I'll have the thanks of people from around the world.

Panel 5
そうだ！ぼくは世界を危機から救ったヒーローなのだ！！
That's right! I'll be a hero who rescued the world from danger!!

Panel 6
世界中に宣伝してノーベル平和賞をもらってやるー！！
I'll publicize it around the world and win the Nobel Peace Prize!!

ワッハッハッ
Wah ha ha

その言葉の通り自分の手柄を宣伝したところもとはといえばパタリロが意地きたなくフグを食べたのが原因だということがばれて 皆に袋だたきにされたのでありました
When he advertised his achievement it was discovered that the origin was Patalliro eating filthy fugu and everyone beat him up.

おあとがよろしいようで
And that's it from me.

ハプニング/おわり
The Happening / End

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