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幸福機械
パタリロ!96
Happiness Machine
Patalliro! 96

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Panel 1
常春の国マリネラ
A country of everlasting spring, Malynera.

Panel 2
バタバタ
Bata bata - Clatter clatter

ワーッ！ワーッ！
Waaah! Waaah!

Panel 3
あっちだ逃がすか！
Over there! Don't let him escape!

Panel 4
シュイーン
Shuiin - Fwoosh

Panel 5
待て！
Wait!

キッ
Ki - Scree

Panel 6
ザッ
Za - Swish

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Panel 1
おお、木の葉隠れ！！
Ooh, he's hiding in the leaves!!

ザーッ
Zaa - Swish

Panel 2
むむっ、姿が見えない
Mmm, I can't see him!

Panel 3
わけがないだろがっ！
Not!

バコッ
Bako - Thonk

Panel 4
じゃんけん
Rock, Paper

ポン！
Scissors!

Panel 5
あっち向いてうしろ！
Look behind you!

Panel 6
アハハ、負けちゃった
Aha ha, I lost.

Panel 7
ワーン、逃げられたー！
Waaahn, he ran off~!

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Panel 1
いたか？
Is he here?

いや。。。
No...

Panel 2
どこへ行ったんだろう。隠れられそうな所はだいたい
んっ？！
Where did he go? Where's he most likely to hide?!

Panel 3
おまえ急に太ったんじゃないか？
Did you suddenly get fat?

えっ？
Eh?

Panel 4
そういえばさっきから体が重いような気がしてたんだ
Come to think of it I do feel heavier than I did a bit ago.

Panel 5
まさか
No way.

うむ、まさかとは思うが殿下ならあるいは
Yeah, it would normally be impossible but if it's His Highness...

Panel 6
それっ！
There!

ガバッ
Gaba - Grab

わっ！
Wah!

Panel 7
ギュウギュウ
Gyuu gyuu - Grab grab

くっ、苦しい！！
Th, this is torturous!!

がまんするんだ！
Bear with it!

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Panel 1
ギュウウウ
Gyuuuu - Grab

Panel 2
プハッ
Puha -Gasp

Panel 3
シュポッ
Shupo - Choo

わーっ、気持ち悪い！！
Waaah, this is disgusting!!

誰かぶつかれ！
Someone hit him!

Panel 4
ターッ
Taa - Tap

Panel 5
ドン！
Don! - Pow!

ズボッ
Zubo - Fall

Panel 6
ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

Panel 7
この地球外生命体めー！！
You extra-terrestrial life form!!

ぎゃーっ！！
Gyaaah!!

Panel 8
なんだなんだ、ぼくは追いかけられたりなぐられたりするようなことはしてないぞー！！
What's with this, I didn't do anything for you to chase me and hit me for!!

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Panel 1
してます！
You did!

Panel 2
心当たりはない
I don't recall anything.

きっぱり！
Flatly!

Panel 3
まず朝起きて顔を洗わない、寝る前に歯をみがかない
First of all, when you got up this morning you didn't wash your face, then before you went to bed you didn't brush your teeth.

食事を食べちらかす部屋の掃除をしない
You ate your food and scattered it all over, you didn't clean your room.

Panel 4
成人病の薬を飲まない仕事をしないから書類が山積みになっているまだまだありません！
You didn't take your medicine for your geriatric diseases, you didn't do your work so the paperwork is piled in heaps, and much more!

Panel 5
いつものことじゃないか
Isn't that normal?

そうです。殿下は今までいつもそういうだらしない生活をしてきたんです！
It is. Your Highness has always lived a slovenly life until now!

Panel 6
しかしわれわれの堪忍袋の緒も切れました！
But our patience is worn out!

これからは清く正しく明るい生活を送っていただきます！
From now on please lead a clean, honest and cheerful life!

Panel 7
めいわくな話だ
That's annoying.

めいわくするのはこっちです！
We're the ones being annoyed!

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Panel 1
部屋をいつも不潔にしてるからノミやシラミの温床になってるんですよ！
Because your room is always filthy it's a breeding ground for fleas and lice!

われわれがどんな被害をこうむってるか、少しはさっしていただきたい！
Please think about the type of injuries we're suffering!

Panel 2
ぼくは別に被害を受けてないぞ
I've never really been injured.

殿下の血なんか吸ったら死んじゃいますよ
Because they would die if they sucked Your Highness' blood.

Panel 3
とにかくこれからは毎日規則的な生活をしていただきます！まずは部屋の掃除から！
Anyhow, from now on please live a regular life every day! First, clean your room!

Panel 5
これくらいのちらかりようなら、かえって気分が落ち着くと思うけどなあ
I things are in this much disorder I'll go back when things have settled down.

Panel 6
顔を洗えの掃除をしろのとうるさい連中だ。歯なんぞみがかなくても死にゃせんわい
They're fussy about washing my face and cleaning. I won't die if I don't do something like brush my teeth.

ザッ
Za - Swish

Panel 7
それにしても
At any rate

ドサッ
Dosa - Thud

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Panel 1
洗顔とか掃除とかいうのは世の中の人間がみんなやりたくてやってるわけじゃないだろう。やらなくてすむものならやらずにすませたいんじゃないかな
I doubt anyone in the world wants to wash their face or clean. If it's not necessary to do then why make them do it?

Panel 2
それでもやってるのはなぜだ？やらないと不潔になるからだ。不潔になるとなぜ困るのか
But they do it anyway, why? Because if they don't they'll get dirty. Why are they worried about being dirty?

Panel 3
病気になるとかいうことも考えられるが一番の理由は
The number one reason is they're afraid they'll get sick and such.

Panel 4
不愉快だからだ
Because it's uncomfortable.

Panel 5
不潔な人間がそばにいると不愉快になる顔を洗うのもお風呂に入るのもそうしないと本人が不愉快になるからだ
It's unpleasant being near a dirty person. So if the person doesn't wash their face or take a bath they'll become unpleasant themselves.

Panel 6
それなら不愉快でなければいいわけだな
So the reason is because it makes them unhappy.

Panel 7
よし
All right.

トンテンカンテン
Tonten kanten - Pound pound

Panel 8
パタリロは何かを作り始めました。素直に掃除をした方が簡単なのにそうはしない所がパタリロです
Patalliro began building something. Although it would be easier to clean up meekly, that isn't Patalliro's way.

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Panel 1
あーっまだ掃除してない
Aaah, it's still not clean.

Panel 2
こらーっ！
Heeey!

Panel 3
パッ
Pa - Pop

Panel 4
バウッ
Bau - Bamf

Panel 5
うえーっ！
Eeegh!

何がうえーっだ
What is "eeegh"?

Panel 6
殿下いいかげんにしてください。毎日ワンパターンに追いかけられて楽しいんですか！
Your Highness, please shape up! Do you enjoy being chased repetitively every day?!

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Panel 1
そんなもん楽しいわけないだろーが
I don't enjoy it.

なら言われたことはサッサとやったらどうです！
If that's so then how about we do this quickly?!

Panel 2
まあ落ちつけ。掃除なんかしなくても快適に暮らせる方法を開発したのだ
Now, calm down. I've developed a way to live pleasantly even if I don't do things like cleaning.

はあ？！
Huh?!

Panel 3
これだ
It's this.

Panel 4
ウサギのふんですか？
Rabbit poop?

スギさんがウサギをつれてくるだろー？仕事場にころがってるんだよねー。コロコロと
Sugi, did you bring a rabbit? These small round things are scattered around the workplace.

Panel 5
こないだなんかウサギが糸を食べちゃってさー
The other day my bunny ate some string.

そしたらじゅずみたいにつながって出てくんのね
Then it came out like a string of prayer beads.

キャー
Kyaah

実話
True story

ちょっと静かにしてくれませんか！
Can't you be quiet for a minute?!

Panel 6
ふんではない機械だ
It's not poop, it's a machine.

Panel 7
それをどうするんです
What does that do?

ピン！
Pin! - Flick!

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Panel 1
うえっぺっぺっ飲んじゃったー！
Egh, pegh pegh, I swallowed it!

心配するな。毒にはならん
Don't worry. It's not poison.

Panel 2
何をかくそう
別にかくしはしないがそれは人を幸福にする機械なのだ
To be frank with you
I won't keep it a secret, that machine makes people happy.

Panel 3
何ですって？！
What?!

その機械は胃から血管を通って脳に到達し、そこで定着する
The machine reaches the brain by traveling through a blood vessel from the stomach and attached itself to it.

Panel 4
胃からどうやって血管の中に入るんです
How does it get into a blood vessel from the stomach?

そこがテクノロジーだ
That's technology.

Panel 5
とにかく脳に定着すると作動を開始する。外部から入ってきた不愉快な情報を愉快なここちよい情報にすりかえてしまうのだ
Anyhow, once it's attached to the brain it starts operating. Unpleasant information that come in from the outside will be switched with pleasant, comfortable information.

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Panel 1
つまり、つねられたりすると痛いと感じるな。それは痛いという信号が脳に伝わるからだ
In short, when you get pinched you feel pain. That signal of pain it transmitted to the brain.

イタタタ。。。
Ow ow ow...

Panel 2
この機械はそれを気持ちいいという信号にすりかえてしまう
This machine switches that with a signal that feels good.

ピピピッ
Pi pi pi- Beep beep beep

あっきもちいー
Ah, feels good~

Panel 3
つねられてもたたかれてもそれを快感と感じるわけですか？
Even if I'm pinched or hit it'll feel like a pleasant sensation?

その通り、そーゆー直接的な刺激でなくて不愉快な物を見た場合でも愉快な物を見ているような気分になる
Quite right. It doesn't take a direct stimulus, even when you see something unpleasant you'll get the feeling you're looking at something pleasant.

Panel 4
そんなことが
That's

クラッ
Kura - Dizzy

あれっ？
Huh?

Panel 5
作動を始めたな。もう一度ぼくの部屋を見てみろ
It's begun operating. Try looking at my room again.

Panel 6
あんなもんいくら見たって。。。
No matter how much I look at it...

フラフラ
Fura fura - Stagger

Panel 7
おおっこれはなんと美しい！
Ooh, it's so beautiful!

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Panel 1
こう見えている
He sees this.

Panel 2
殿下これはすごい発明じゃないですか！
Your Highness, this is an amazing invention!

Panel 3
うわああ殿下が美しいー~！！
Uwaaah, Your Highness is beautiful~~!!

Panel 4
どうだみにくいものが美しく見えるだろう
Very ugly things will look beautiful.

Panel 5
ちょっと待て！
Wait a minute!

は？
Huh?

Panel 6
もともと美しいぼくがこれ以上美しく見えるわけないだろーが！！
I was beautiful from the start, I mean it makes me look even more beautiful!!

Panel 7
ガミガミ
Gami gami - Gripe gripe

ギャーギャー
Gyaah gyaah

ウットリ
Spellbound

どなり声が妙なる音楽に聞こえる
His angry ranting sounds like exquisite music.

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Panel 1
失礼な奴は許さんのだー！！
I won't forgive such rudeness!!

シュタッ
Shuta - Swoosh

Panel 2
クリンクリンクリン
Kurin kurin kurin - Very round

Panel 3
バフッ
Bahu - Plop

Panel 4
あ。。。あ。。。
Ah... ah...

常人には耐えられないこの感触
Ordinarily he wouldn't be able to stand this feeling

Panel 5
しかし今の彼には
But now he

Panel 6
こんな感触に思える
Thinks it feels like this.

ウフン
Uhun~

ナデナデ
Nade nade - Stroke stroke

Panel 7
もっとやってー！！
Do it more~!!

きゃーっ、はなせー！
Kyaaah, let me go!

Panel 8
何をさわいでるんだ
What's all this racket?

あっ
Ah

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Panel 1
殿下どうして掃除をしないんです！
Your Highness, why didn't you clean?!

Panel 2
ザッ
Za - Swish

ピピッ
Pi pi - Beep beep

Panel 3
シュッ
Shu - Swhoosh

Panel 4
美しい！！
Beautiful!!

これで掃除や洗顔から解放される
With this I'm free from cleaning and washing my face.

Panel 5
それからというものタマネギたちは
After that, the Tamanegi

ムシャムシャ
Musha musha - Munch munch

こんなおいしい物を食べたのは初めてだー~！
This is the first time I've eaten something so delicious~!

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Panel 1
なにもつけてないコッペパンでも世界一のごちそうを食べてる気分になるからな
Even bread rolls with nothing added feel like they're the best food in the world.

ハッハッ
Ha ha

食費が助かる
I'm saving in food expenses.

Panel 2
しかし一週間もすぎると
But after one week passed

わたしがフン公害のウサギです
I'm the rabbit leaving feces everywhere.

Panel 3
パタッ
Pata - Light footstep

Panel 4
モアッ
Moa - Smoke

Panel 5
モワワワ
Mowawawa - Smoke

ピッグ・ペンだなまるで
Just like Pig-Pen.
*A reference to the character from Peanuts.

Panel 6
誰かがうるさいことを言いだすと困るから宮殿中の人間にあの機械を飲ませたら誰も掃除をしなくなった
I made the people in the palace eat that machine because their fussing was annoying, now no one is cleaning up.

Panel 7
いくらなんでもこれはひどい
Whatever the circumstances, this is terrible.

Panel 8
仕事はたまる一方だし
Work keeps piling up.

Panel 9
おまえら掃除はともかく仕事ぐらいしたらどうだ！
How about you guys do a little cleaning and work?!

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Panel 1
は~~？？？
Huh~???

仕事ってな~に~
Wha~t's work?

Panel 2
これだ！
This is!

Panel 4
ジーン
Jiin - Stare

Panel 5
うわーん
Uwaaahn

決算報告書が感動的な詩に見えるらしい
It seems he saw a deeply moving poem instead of a financial statement.

Panel 6
誰か掃除をしろ仕事をしろ、ぼくの食事を作れー！！
Someone clean and work and make my food!!

アイーン
Aaaaeeeen

Panel 7
はい！
Here!

Panel 8
そんなパン屑が食えるか！！
I can't eat these scraps of bread!!

このごちそうのおいしさを知らないなんて
You don't know how delicious it is.

食べさせてあげよう
Make him eat it.

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Panel 1
むがーっ！！
Mugaaah!!

Panel 2
うくくく
Ugugugu

Panel 3
エーン！
Eeegh!

ムシャムシャ
Musha musha - Munch munch

ゴクン！
Gokun! - Gulp!

ヒック
Hikku - Hic

エッ！エッ！
Egh! Egh!

Panel 4
これでは神経がたまらん！
I don't have the nerves for this!

Panel 5
バカなタマネギどもめ！仕事をしなかったらマリネラがガタガタになるじゃないか！
Stupid Tamanegi! If they won't work Malynera will crumble to pieces!

誰のせいかは考えてない
He's not thinking about whose fault it is.

Panel 6
やむをえん、機械を取りだそう
It can't be helped, I'll take out the machines.

Panel 7
といっても脳に定着してるわけだから取りだすには外科手術をほどこさなくてはならんな
Although I'd have to perform surgery to take them out since they're attached to their brains.

Panel 8
うわーっ、宮殿中の人間を手術しなくてはいけないのかーっ！めんどくさーい！
Uwaaah, I have to perform surgery on people in the palace! This is tiresome!

結局誰の責任かは考えない
He's not thinking about whose responsibility it is.

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Panel 1
さて手術は明日の早朝タマネギたちの寝こみをおそってやることにしてその日はカビくさいベッドにもぐりこみました
So early tomorrow morning he was going to attack the Tamanegi while they slept in bed, and that day he crawled into his putrid bed.

ゴソゴソ
Goso goso - Rummage rummage

Panel 2
その夜
That night

Panel 3
パタリロは生まれて初めて金しばりというものにあいました
For the first time in his life, Patalliro experienced sleep paralysis.

ううっううっ。。。
Uugh uugh...

Panel 4
これは前代未聞のことだったのです。他人の夢にあらわれて金しばりにあわせたことはあっても自分がなったことはなかったのですから
This was unheard of. Even when he appeared in other people's dreams he wasn't the one who became paralyzed.

うう~っ！！
Uuugh~!!

Panel 5
きゃーっ！
Kyaaah!

Panel 6
だっ誰だおまえはぼくの上からどけーっ！！
Who, whoever you are get off me!!

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Panel 2
しかしさすがはパタリロ
But, as expected of Patalliro

どわーっ！！
Dowaaah!!

Panel 3
ガバッ
Gaba - Energetically

Panel 4
コケーッコッコッ
Kokee ko ko - Cockadoodle doo

なんだ夢か
What was that dream?

Panel 5
金しばりだか網走だか知らんがぼくの不屈の精神力にかなうものか
I don't know if that's sleep paralysis or Abashiri but it doesn't match my indomitable emotional strength.
*In Japanese, sleep paralysis is "kanashibari" and Abashiri is a place.

Panel 6
よく寝ている
They're sleeping well.

クカー
Kukaa - Zzz

Panel 7
苦痛も快感に感じるんだから麻酔なぞいらんだろう、それでは
Even pain will feel pleasant so they don't need anesthesia. Well then

キラン
Kiran - Sparkle

Panel 8
えい！
Eeh!

グサッ
Gusa - Stab

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Panel 1
クラッ
Kura - Dizzy

Panel 2
アンギャーッ！！
Angyaaah!!

Panel 3
ベタベタベタ
Beta beta beta - Stick stick

Panel 4
あいたたた！どうしたことだとてつもなく手がすべってしまった！
Ow ow ow ow! What's happening, my hand slipped an absurd amount!

Panel 5
きっと緊張してるせいだな。今度はまちがえないようしるしをつけて
This must be because of tension. This time I'll put a mark so I can't miss.

クカー
Kukaa - Zzz

Panel 6
てえっ！
Teeh!

Panel 7
ブツッ
Butsu - Cut

Panel 8
アンギャーッ！！
Angyaaah!!

Panel 9
ホーッホッホッ
Hoo ho ho

ハッ
Hah

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Panel 1
あっ、おまえは？！
Ah, who are you?!

Panel 2
夢に出てきた女だな！きさまいったい何者だ！！
You're the girl who appeared in my dream! Who in the world are you?!!

Panel 3
フワッ
Fuwa - Float

Panel 4
何千年も昔のこと。。。
Many thousands of years ago...

Panel 6
ある森の中に人間が食べてはいけないという言い伝えのあるくだものがあった。。。
There's a legend that a certain fruit existed that man could not eat in a certain forest...

Panel 7
ところが一人の娘が好奇心にかられそのくだものをコッソリ食べてみたところえもいわれぬおいしさで
However, one girl succumbed to curiosity and secretly ate the fruit. It was indescribably delicious.

そんな昔のくだものの話なんか聞いとらんわい！何者だとたずねてるんだ！
I didn't ask about stories of ancient fruits! I asked who you were!

Panel 8
ところがそのくだものを食べてから娘に奇妙なことが起こった
きたないはずのものが美しく見え、おいしくないはずのものがとびきりのごちそうに思えるようになったのだ
But after she ate the fruit something strange happened to the girl.
She saw beauty instead of filth, and thought disgusting things were extraordinarily delicious.

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Panel 1
なんと！
What?!

Panel 2
しかし、しばらくすると娘は何も食べなくなってしまった。空腹感がくだもののせいで満腹感にすりかえられてしまったからだ
But, after awhile the girl didn't eat anything. Because of the fruit, the feeling of hunger was replaced with the feeling of being full.

Panel 3
ハッ
Hah

Panel 4
そうか空腹感も不愉快な情報だからそれが快適な情報にすりかえられてしまうのか！
That's right. Hunger is unpleasant information so it would be replaced with pleasant information!

Panel 5
しかし、だとするとこのまま放っておいたらみんな飲まず食わずでも平気な顔をするようになった。。。
If that's true and things are left the way they are, everyone will stop eating and drinking without any concern...

その通り、最後には娘も餓え死にしてしまった
And in the end they'll starve to death like the girl.

Panel 6
ひょっとしてその娘というのは！
Could that girl be!

Panel 7
そのくだものは神様が妖精に与えた禁断の果実だったのだ。だからそれを食べて死んだ娘は天国に行くこともできず永遠にさまようはめになった
That fruit was the forbidden fruit which God gave to the fairies. So the girl who ate it and died could not go to Heaven, either, but had to wander for eternity.

Panel 8
しかしやっと仲間ができそうだ
But I'll finally have company.

クワー
Kuwaa - Zzz

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Panel 1
バッ、バカなことを言うなこいつらはくだものを食べたわけじゃない！
Do, don't say something stupid! They didn't eat any fruits!

神様の与えた感覚にさからって死んでいくその死に方は同じだ。そいつらも神様の怒りにふれて永遠にこの世をさまようことになる！
Dying defying the senses God gave them is the same. Those men will also be subject to God's anger and wander the world forever!

Panel 2
そうはいくか手術すればいいんだ！
Not a chance, I'll operate!

Panel 4
ブスッ
Busu - Pierce

Panel 5
アンギョーッ！！
Angyoooh!!

Panel 6
えーい、こうなったら手段は一つ！
Eeeh, when things get like this there's always on solution!

Panel 7
逃げろ！
Run away!

ダッ
Da - Tap

Panel 8
シュイーン
Shuiin - Fwoosh

Panel 9
バタン！
Batan! - Slam!

Panel 10
ガチャン
Gachan - Click

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Panel 1
よし、とりあえずここに隠れて対策をねろう
All right, I'll hide here for now and make a counter-plan.

Panel 2
何といっても相手は幽霊だひとすじなわではいかん
I can't deal with a ghost by using ordinary methods to say the least.

Panel 3
幽霊といあったら実体のない、エネルギーみたいなものだろうし
If a ghost has no body, it's like they're energy.

ブチッ
Buchi - Snap

Panel 4
おまけに長年の間に他人をあやつる能力を身につけたらしい
To make matters worse, it seems she learned how to manipulate people during her many years.

シュルン
Shurun - Slither

Panel 5
そんな奴を相手にどうたたかうか
How can I fight someone like that?

ゴトゴト
Goto goto - Clop clop

Panel 6
うーむ
Hmm

Panel 7
むずかしいな
This is tough.

Panel 8
ボン！
Bon! - Carelessly!

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Panel 1
ぐえええ！
Gweeeh!

ホーッホッホッ
Hoo ho ho

Panel 2
ブチッ
Buchi - Snap

ドシャッ
Dosha - Thud

Panel 3
なっ、何てことだ知らないうちに首つり自殺をする所だった！
I, I don't know what happened but before I realized it I was hanging myself!

Panel 4
逃げられはしない
You can't run away.

Panel 5
なにを！きさまごときにやられてたまるか！
What?! I won't be killed like you!

シュルッ
Shuru - Slither

Panel 6
ぎえええ！
Gweeeh!

Panel 7
やっと一緒に冥府魔道をさまよう仲間を見つけたのだ。邪魔する奴は殺す！
I finally found friends to wander around in hell with me. Don't interfere with them being killed!

Panel 8
きさまに殺されるぐらいなら死んだほうがましだー！ぎえーっ！
I'd rather die than be killed by you! Gyeeh!

Panel 9
今落ちた時ポケットからころげ落ちたな。あの連中に飲ませた丸薬か
This rolled out of your pocket when you fell just now. Is this the pill you made them take?

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Panel 1
ようし殺すのはかんべんしてやる、そのかわりこれを読んで仲間になれ
Good, instead of killing you take this and you'll be my companion, too.

Panel 2
冗談じゃない。そんなもの飲むくらいならあっさり殺されて天国へ行く方がいい！！
Don't joke! I'd rather die quickly and go to Heaven than take that!

Panel 3
おすわり！
Sit!

ペトッ
Peto - Stick

Panel 4
お手！
Shake!

ワン！
Woof!

Panel 5
エサ！
Food!

パクッ
Paku - Crunch

Panel 6
うわーっ！飲んでしまったーっ！！
Uwaah! I took it!!

ホーッホッホッ
Hoo ho ho

Panel 7
クラッ
Kura - Dizzy

Panel 8
あ。。。
Ah...

Panel 9
おお、なんと美しいお方だ。あなたは天使か女神様か~
Ooh, what a beautiful person. Are you an angel or a goddess~?

ホッホッ何ともききめのある薬よの
Ho ho, the medicine has quite an effect.

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Panel 1
あなたのような美しい方をさがしていたのです~~~。あなたにわが国の財宝を全部さしあげます~~~
I've been looking for someone as beautiful as you~~~. I'll give you all of our country's treasure~~~.

Panel 2
何だって？！
What?!

どうぞこちらへ~
This way please~

フラー
Furaa - Float

Panel 3
ホホッ今まで一人でさまよい続けていきなり忠実な家来ができるなんて。。。
Ho ho, I've been wandering alone until now, to suddenly have a faithful servant...

スウッ
Suu - Drift

Panel 5
これは？！
What is this?!

新型の金庫です~~~。どうぞ中央へ~~~
A new type of vault~~~. Please go in the center~~~.

Panel 6
変な金庫ね
This is a strange vault.

Panel 7
今扉をあけます~~~
I'll open the door now~~~.

Panel 8
カッ
Ka - Flash

Panel 9
バチッ
Bachi - Crack

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Panel 1
バリバリバリ
Bari bari bari - Crackle crackle crackle

ぎゃああ！！
Gyaaah!!

Panel 2
そうです新型金庫とはまっかないつわり。実は非常用の原子力自家発電装置
That's right. That it was a new type of vault was a downright lie. It was actually a nuclear powered generator for emergency use.

ババッ
Ba ba - Crackle

Panel 3
パタリロはたしかに機械を飲んだのですがパタリロのあまりにも強烈な胃酸のため血管に吸収される前に消化されてしまったのです。それを腹具合でさとった、パタリロは芝居をして幽霊をこの地下発電所にさそいこんだのでした
Patalliro certainly took the machine but because Patalliro's stomach acid was too strong and it was digested before it was absorbed into his blood vessels. Aware of the condition of his stomach, Patalliro played the part and invited the ghost to the underground power plant.

Panel 4
幽霊も一種のエネルギー体だ。数百万ボルトの電気エネルギーをぶつければあるいは。。。
A ghost's body is a type of energy, too. If I hit her with several millions of volts of electricity...

Panel 5
カチッ
Kachi - Click

Panel 6
シュウー
Shuu - Mist

Panel 7
シーン
Shiin - Silence

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Panel 1
勝った。。。
I won...

Panel 2
幽霊には気の毒なことをしたがいつまでもさまよい続けるよりいっそきれいさっぱり消滅した方が幸せだろう
やれやれ
Although it's sad what happened to the ghost, it's better to disappear once and for all than to wander around for eternity.
My my.

Panel 3
さてその後
So then, after that

Panel 4
タマネギたちを先にもどしたパタリロはすっかり心をいれかえて掃除・洗顔にはげむ、とてもいい子に
As for Patalliro, who returned the Tamanegi to their previous selves, cleaning, washing his face and reforming to become a very good kid...

Panel 5
なるわけもなく
He had no reason to.

あっまた！
Ah, still!

Panel 6
殿下、掃除をしろと言ったでしょう！
Your Highness, I told you to clean!

Panel 7
掃除なんかしなくても死にゃせんわい！！
It's not like we'll die if I don't clean!!

Panel 8
つかまえろー！
Catch him!

ワーッ
Waaah

キャーッ
Kyaaah

とにかくこりない性分です
He doesn't learn from experience.

幸福機械/おわり
Happiness Machine / End