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パタリロ異変
パタリロ!52
Patalliro's Extraordinary Change
Patalliro! 52

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Panel 1
ダーッ
Daa - Running

Panel 2
待てー！
Waaait!

どうしたんだ！
What's wrong?!

Panel 3
また殿下のつまみ食いだ！
His Highness is stealing food again!

なにーっ！胃拡張だから食事の量をへらすように医者に言われてるのに！
Whaaat?! But because he has gastric dilation the doctor told him to decrease the amount of food he ate!

Panel 4
体のことも考えなさーい！
Think about your body!

体がエネルギーを求めているのだー！
My body wants energy!

Panel 5
どうせエネルギーはみんなほっぺたにいくくせにー！
All that energy will go to your cheeks!

Panel 6
うちっちょわっちょわっ！
Uchichowachowah!

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Panel 1
まきびしだー！
Caltrops!

みんなで追跡しろー！
Everyone, after him!

Panel 2
待てー！
Waaait!

Panel 3
ドドッ
Do do - Thud thud

Panel 4
いつのまにこんなものを！
Before I knew it this happened!

待たんかー！
Wait!

Panel 5
ボコッ
Boko - Hollow

Panel 6
ひええええ！
Hyeeeeh!

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Panel 1
ストップ！
Stop!

キイッ
Kii - Squeak

Panel 2
あっ、UFOが落ちてくる
Ah, a UFO fell on me.

そんな手にのるか！
You think we'll be fooled by that?!

Panel 3
ダーッ
Daa - Running

ムシャムシャ
Musha musha - Munch munch

Panel 4
うまかった
Splendid

アハハハハ
Ahahahaha

Panel 5
食べすぎたから胃薬をもらってこよう
I ate too much so I'm going to get stomach medicine.

始めっから食べなきゃいいでしょーが！
So you shouldn't have eaten from the start!

Panel 6
毎日これじゃやりきれない
Doing this every day is unbearable.

フエーン
Whiiine

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Panel 1
あいも変わらずさわがしいマリネラだったがー
Malynera was as noisy as ever, but-

Panel 2
ある朝
That morning

Panel 3
いいか、今日の朝食はこれだけだぞ
Good, this is all there is for breakfast this morning.

もっと欲しがるだろうが殿下の体のためだ
Although he'll probably want more it's for His Highness' health.

Panel 4
殿下~朝食ですよ~
Your Highness~ Breakfast~.

Panel 5
あっ、タマネギ部隊のみなさん。。。
Ah, the Tamanegi Force...

Panel 6
おはようございます
Good morning.

はっ？
Huh?

Panel 7
すぐ着がえますから。。。
I'll get changed right away...

また何かたくらんでるぞ
He's scheming something again.

気をつけろ
Be careful.

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Panel 1
朝食はこれだけですよ！
This is all there is for breakfast!

これ以上はだめですからね！
So it's no use asking for more!

Panel 2
ぼくこんなに食べられない
I can't eat this.

Panel 3
ポリポリ
Pori pori - Crunch crunch

Panel 4
ごちそうさまでした
Thank you for the lovely meal.

Panel 5
さあ、お仕事しなくちゃ、そろそろ内閣の会議が始まる時刻だね
Well, I must work, it's almost time for the Cabinet meeting to start.

はあ？
Huh?

Panel 6
今日の議題は。。。
Today's agenda it...

パラパラ
Para para - Flip flip

Panel 7
書類が回ってきてないじゃないですか
Weren't the documents sent around?

いつも目を通さないくせに
Even though you never look at them.

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Panel 1
だめだなあ。みんなお仕事はまじめにやってくれなくちゃ
That's no good. Everyone will have to work diligently.

Panel 3
なにい？！残したー？！そんなはずがあるがー！
Whaaat?! He left some?! Are you serious?!

台所
Kitchen

Panel 4
ほんとだ
It's true.

わけがわからん
I don't get it.

Panel 5
駆け引きはどうなるんだ
What about the strategy?

駆け引き？
A strategy?

Panel 6
あれだけじゃ絶対足りないと言うと思っていつもの半分の量を用意して待ってたんだ！
I prepared half his usual amount thinking he would say it wasn't enough and waited!

Panel 7
最初に出たのがちょっぴりだから半分で満足するだろうと考えてたんだが
I thought if I first sent out just a little bit then he would be satisfied with half.

なるほど駆け引きだ
I see, a strategy.

Panel 8
これの始末をどうする！
How are you going to deal with this?!

知らんわい！
I don't know!

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Panel 1
ふわーい、朝は眠い
Yaawn, I'm tired this morning.

会議屋
Conference Room

Panel 2
ゆうべのテレビ見たかね
Did you see the TV last night?

ディズニーお子様劇場だろう？
The Disney's Children's Theatre?

Panel 3
101匹ワンちゃんは本当に101匹いるんだ。感心したよ
There really were 101 puppies. It was well done.

きのうの続きをやろう
Let's continue from yesterday.

Panel 4
王手飛車とり
I'll fork the king and the rook.

どっちが逃げるべきか。。。
Which way should I run...

おい。。。
Hey...

Panel 5
えっ？
Eh?

ちょっと
Just a second

あっ
Ah

Panel 6
ひえええ~~~
Hyeeeh~~~

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Panel 1
みなさんたるんでます！
Everyone is slacking off!

ドン！
Don! - Thunk!

はあっ？！
Huuuh?!

Panel 2
毎朝定刻に始まる会議なのに時間通りに集まったのは全大臣の半分以下じゃありませんか！
Haven't less than half the cabinet ministers gathered for the daily morning meeting on time?!

Panel 3
なんかにぎやかだな
We've been a bit busy.

また新しい遊びを思いついたのか？
Did he come up with a new game to play?

Panel 4
文部大臣！運輸大臣！
Minister of Education! Minister of Transport!

ひえーっ！！
Hyeeeh!!

Panel 5
遅刻してきてなんです。その態度は！
おまえたちクビ！
You're late. And those attitudes!
You're fired!

バン
Ban - Bam

Panel 6
会議を始めます！
Begin the meeting!

はいっ！
Yessir!

Panel 7
バニャーイ
Banyaai

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Panel 1
どうなってるんだ！
What's going on?!

知りませんがな
I don't know.

Panel 2
殿下のお守りは君たちの役目だろー！
It's your job to babysit His Highness!

われわれにもわけがわからんのです！
We don't know either!

Panel 3
会議から帰ってきたと思ったら部屋の掃除を始めて
When he came back from the meeting he started cleaning his room.

ひえー
Hyeh~

Panel 4
それが終わったら読書
When he finished that he read.

不確実性の時代
The Age of Uncertainty
*Written by J.K. Galbraith.

論語
Lunyu
*The "Analects of Confucious".

ひえー
Hyeeh~

Panel 5
中食はマリネラ経済白書に目を通しながらなんと食パン2枚だけ
He only had two slices of plain bread for lunch while looking over Malynera's economic survey.

Panel 6
午後のお昼寝
In the afternoon he took a nap.

Panel 7
ジョギング
Jogging.

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Panel 1
信じられん。健康的な少年の生活そのものだ
I don't believe it. It's the life of a healthy boy.

そのあとどうしたと思います
What do you think happened after that?

Panel 2
ひきつけでも起こしたか
He went into convulsions?

国民の様子が知りたいと言って市内の視察に行きました
He said he wanted to know what's going on with the people and went into the city to observe.

Panel 3
不気味だ。。。
Eerie...

あまりにも不気味だ。。。
Too eerie...

Panel 4
よかったよかった
What a relief.

Panel 5
みんな豊かな暮らしをしているようで安心したよ
I'm glad everyone has rich livelihood.

こっちは不安でたまらない
I can't help but be uneasy.

Panel 6
なにが
What?

ひょっとして世界の終わりの前兆じゃないかと。。。
By chance is this a sign of the world coming to an end...

Panel 7
えっ？
Eh?

だめだ。本当におかしい！
It's useless! This is truly strange!

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Panel 1
いいや、もう待てないね！
Well, I won't wait any longer!

お願いします！あと一週間だけ！
Please! Just one more week!

Panel 2
なんとみすぼらしい家だな
What a seedy house.

借りたお金は必ずお返ししますから！
We'll definitely return the money we owe you!

しょうがないねえ！
I guess it can't be helped!

Panel 3
あと一週間だけだよ！
Just one more week!

主人が帰りましたら必ず。。。はい
When my husband returns we will... Yes.

Panel 4
お母ちゃんのなかすいた
Mom, I'm hungry.

はいはい今ごはんにしますからね
Yes, yes, we'll eat now.

Panel 5
また塩がゆー？
Salty gruel again?

今日は特別におネギを入れてあげますよ
Today I put onions in it as a treat.

Panel 6
わーい、ネギのおかゆだー！わーい！
Yaaay, onion gruel! Yaay!

ホロッ
Horo - Touched

Panel 7
ねっ、お母ちゃん、ねっぼくネギのおかゆが一番好き！
Hey, mom, I like onion gruel the best!

ううっ！
Ooogh!

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Panel 1
あなた。。。早く帰ってきて！
Dear... come home soon!

Panel 2
警察長官の家じゃないか。なぜこんな貧しい生活を。。。
Isn't this the police chief's house? Why do they live so poorly...

長官が地下牢にとじこめられてるからでしょう
Because the chief is being kept in the dungeon.

Panel 3
どうしてそんなひどいことを！
Why is he in such an awful place?!

殿下が仕事をしないから長官がかわりにやってるんじゃありませんか
Because Your Highness doesn't work, the chief is doing it instead.

Panel 4
ハッ
Hah

そうだった！
That's right!

Panel 5
今までのぼくはなんて悪い少年だったんだろう
Up until now I was such a bad boy.

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Panel 4
ぼくがバカだった！
I'm an idiot!

殿下？！
Your Highness?!

Panel 5
すぐ長官を出してやれ！早く！
Let the chief out immediately! Hurry!

はっ？！はあ！
Huh? Yessir!

Panel 6
ギイ。。。
Gii... - Squeak...

今度は。。。何の仕事です。。。
What's the work... this time...

長官。。。家に帰ってもいいぞ！
Chief... You can go home!

Panel 7
ほんとですか？！
Really?!

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Panel 1
いや信じない。。。喜ばせておいてあとで裏切るつもりなんだ。。。
No, I don't believe it... You're trying to get my hopes up so you can betray me...

こんなにひねくれてしまってかわいそうに。。。
You've become twisted and pathetic...

Panel 2
本当だとも！ほら！
It's true! Look!

ガチャン
Gachan - Clink

Panel 3
これは当座の生活費だ！これを持って早く家に帰りなさい！
This is for your current living expenses! Take this and hurry home!

殿下！
Your Highness!

Panel 4
あああ。。。！
Aaaah...!

自由だ。。。！
Freedom...!

Panel 5
おまえー！子供たちー！今帰るぞー！
Honeeey! Kiiids! I'm coming home nooow!

あんなに喜んで
よかったよかった
Such joy.
What a relief.

いいのかな~~~
I wonder if this is ok~~~

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Panel 1
夕食
Dinner

また経済白書に目を通しながらトーストだけ食べてる
He's just eating toast while looking over economic surveys again.

近いうちに世界は滅亡するぞ
The world will be destroyed before long.

Panel 2
タマネギ！
Tamanegi!

はい！
Yessir!

Panel 3
なんです。この支出の項のリベートというのは！
What is this rebate in this paragraph of expenses?!

ああ、アメリカの貿易商に渡したやつですね
Aah, he passed it along to an American merchant.

Panel 4
リベートと言えば賄賂のことでしょう！
It might be a bribe that he's calling a rebate!

そう言うと聞こえが悪い
It'd sound bad to say that.

Panel 5
ダイヤを産出するのはマリネラだけじゃありませんからね
Malynera isn't the only country that produces diamonds.

南アフリカやソ連なんかも商売仇なんです
South Africa and the Soviet Union are also business rivals.

だから正しいことだと思うのですか！
So do you think this is right?!

ドン！
Don! - Thump!

正しいとかなんとかいう問題じゃなくて商売上の習慣というか。。。
It's not a problem of being right or whatever so much as business practices...

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Panel 1
習慣ですみますか！
Are you at ease with these practices?!

ドンドン
Don don - Pow pow

Panel 2
君たちは忘れたのですか。どこかの国の○中○栄とかいう総理大臣が○ッキー○社から賄賂をもらった事件を！
Have you forgotten? The incident where a Prime Minister named X honored in the X country somewhere accepted payoffs under the table from X company?!

Panel 3
大問題になったでしょう！賄賂というのは不正なことなのです！
This is probably extremely important! Bribes are illegal!

それはそうですが。。。
That's true but...

Panel 4
今後どこの誰にもリベートを渡す必要はありません！いいですね！
Don't give anyone rebates in the future! Got it?!

はいっ！
Yessir!

Panel 5veなにーっ！また残したーっ？！
Whaaat?! Leftovers agaaain?!

Panel 6
冗談じゃないよ！殿下が食べると思って一か月先の分の食料まで買ってあるんだ！
This is no joke! I thought His Highness would eat so I bought food for one month!

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Panel 1
なま物なんかくさってしまう！どうする気だ！
The raw food will go bad! What are we going to do?!

知らんわい！
I don't know!

Panel 2
冗談じゃないよ！
This isn't a joke!

むこうでもさわいでる
There's a ruckus over there.

Panel 3
外国に用がある時でも会議には主席しろっていうんだ！ブラジルから日帰りなんかできるか！
The chairman for the conference is in a foreign country for business! Can you make a day trip to Brazil?!

大臣たちだ
Ministers.

Panel 4
会議を始めます！
Begin the meeting!

ふーえん
Fuuen

時間にはルーズだけどみんなそれなりに一生懸命仕事をしてたのに
They're late but everyone is working their hardest.

たいへんだな
This is serious.

Panel 5
たいへんだー！
This is serious!

まただ
Again.

Panel 6
アメリカの貿易商がリベートをよこさないなら取り引きをうち切ると言ってきた
If the merchant in America doesn't send the rebate they said they would discontinue our dealings!

なんだってー！
What?!

Panel 7
というわけです！
That's how it is!

ほっときなさい
Leave them be.

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Panel 1
殿下！
Your Highness!

不正なまねをしてお金をもうけようとは思いません
I won't do illegal acts to gain money.

Panel 2
冗談ごとじゃない！このままじゃダイヤモンド産業がつぶれてしまう！
This is no joke! The diamond industry will collapse like this!

どうすりゃいいんだ！
What should we do?!

Panel 3
一号、どうしましょう！
Number One, what shall we do?!

やむをえん
It can't be helped.

Panel 5
王妃様
Your Majesty.

大変なことになっているようですね
I've heard things have become quite grave.

Panel 6
殿下のお世話はわれらの役目
It's our duty to look after His Highness.

王妃様のお手をわずらわせるとは面目ないかぎりですが
We're ashamed to bother Your Majesty.

Panel 7
パタリロがおかしくなったんですって？
Patalliro has been acting funny?

われわれの手には負えません
We can't handle it.

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Panel 1
パタリロ
Patalliro.

母上！
Mother!

Panel 2
お会いできてうれしく思います。今日はまた何のご用で。。。？
I'm glad to see you. What business do you have today...?

Panel 3
ほんとにおかしいわ
He really is strange.

でしょう？
So?

Panel 4
なんですか？
What is it?

こちらの話です。ドクターを呼んで
I called the doctor with the story.

Panel 5
最近薬の量をふやしたのでは？
Have you increased his medicine recently?

ドクター
Doctor

あっ、なるほど薬の副作用！
Ah, I see, it's a reaction to the medicine!

Panel 6
いつもと何じです。ボウルに一杯
It's the same as always. One bowl.

胃薬がどうとか言っていたが
How about the stomach medicine he said he had?

Panel 7
これ以上飲んだら調子をくずしますから小麦粉を飲ませました
I made him drink some wheat flour because his health would be destroyed if he drank any more.

さすがはドクター
As I would expect, Doctor.

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Panel 1
となるとますます原因がわからん
I'm understanding less and less what the cause is.

おかしいですね
It's strange.

なんの話でしょう
What are you talking about?

Panel 2
こうして見るかぎりではいつもと。。。
You always look after him as much as possible...

ハッ
Hah

Panel 3
タマネギたち！見てごらんなさい！
Tamanegi! Look at this!

何か？！
What is it?!

Panel 4
こうすれば見えるでしょう
If you do this you can see.

ムニュ
Munyu - Grope

Panel 6
湿疹です。今まで肉にうもれて見えなかったのです
It's a rash. Until now it was buried under his flesh so you couldn't see it.

湿疹？
A rash?

フワーッ
Fuwaa - Swoon

Panel 7
どうした
What's wrong?

失神
Faint.
*In Japanese, "Shisshin" can mean either "rash" or "faint".

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Panel 1
パタリロははしかにかかっているのです！
Patalliro has the measles!

はあ？！殿下は小さいころはしかはすませているはずですが
Huh?! Didn't His Highness get over that when he was little?

Panel 2
おそらく風疹三日ばしかでしょう
It's probably the three day German measles.

ポリポリ
Pori pori - Crunch crunch

それが何か？
What's that?

Panel 3
憶えていませんか。はしかにかかったころのパタリロを
Don't you remember? When Patalliro had the measles

Panel 4
それまではとにかく手のやける子だったのに
Until then he was a troublesome child.

カサカサカサ
Kasa kasa kasa - Rustle rustle rustle

Panel 5
はしかにかかったとたん
Then he caught the measles.

コロッ
Koro - Change

Panel 6
おとなしくなって読んであげる絵本も普通のものを好むようになりました
He became quiet and he enjoyed having picture books and normal things read to him.

キャッキャッ
Kyah kyah

ブーフーウーは三匹の子豚です
There were three little pigs, Boo, Foo and Woo.
*These names were introduced in a 1960 puppet show on NHK, a sequel to the Three Little Pigs.

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Panel 1
でもなおったとたん、また
But he got well, again.

カサカサカサ
Kasa kasa kasa - Rustle rustle rustle

Panel 2
すると殿下ははしかに似たビールスに脳をおかされるとまじめになってしまうと
If a virus like the measles has gotten into His Highness' brain this could be serious.

Panel 3
そうおっしゃるのですか？！
Is that what you're saying?!

そうとしか考えられません
I can't think of anything else.

Panel 4
ガバッ
Gaba - Grab

きゃっ！
Kyah!

Panel 5
逃がすな！ドクター早く風疹をなおす注射を！
Don't let him escape! Doctor, hurry and get the measles vaccine!

はっ！
Yessir!

いやだー！
Nooo!

Panel 6
やめて、せっかくいい子になったのに！
Stop, I've tried my best to be a good boy!

それじゃ困るんです。殿下はやっぱり元のままがいい！
That's worrisome, Your Highness need to go back to normal!

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Panel 1
いやだー！あんなひねくれた少年にはもどりたくなーい！
Nooo! I don't want to go back to being such a twisted boy!

おとなしくしてくださーい！
Please behave!

Panel 2
わーっ！
Waaah!

Panel 3
コソコソ
Koso koso - Sneakily

Panel 4
逃げたわ！
He escaped!

捕まえろ！
Catch him!

Panel 5
待てー！
Waaait!

Panel 6
ダーッ
Daa - Running

Panel 7
ハアハア
Haah haah

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Panel 1
どうしてなんだ。せっかくいい子になったのに！
Why? I've tried my hardest to be a good boy!

いたぞー！
He's there!

Panel 2
きゃーっ！
Kyaah!

Panel 3
お待ちなさい！
Please wait!

わっ！
Wah!

Panel 4
母上までー！
Even mother!

ダッ
Da - Tap

Panel 5
ボコッ
Boko - Hollow

Panel 6
しめた、自分の罠にひっかかった！
All right, he's been caught in his own trap!

Panel 7
観念なさい、パタリロはパタリロらしいのが一番よ
Stop resisting, it's best if Patalliro is Patalliro.

あ。。。
Ah...

Panel 8
プッ
Pu - Prick

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Panel 1
翌日
The Next Day

フニャッ
Funya

Panel 2
何か悪夢を見ていたような気がする
I feel like I had some sort of bad dream.

悪夢はこっちですがな
It was a bad dream for us.

Panel 3
なんだこの食事は！こんな量で足りると思うか。もっと持こーい！！
What's with this meal?! You think this amount of food is enough?! Bring me more!!

はいーっ！
Yessiiir!

Panel 4
殿下！大臣が会議にまにあうようにブラジルから帰ってきました！
Your Highness! To be in time for the meeting the minister came back from Brazil!

ヒイヒイ
Hii hii - Heaving

Panel 5
会議とはなんだ
What meeting?

ガクッ
Gaku - Reel

Panel 6
リベート？いくら払ってたんだ
Rebate? How much did we pay?

5万ドルですけどやっぱり賄賂はいけませんよね？
50,000 dollars, but aren't bribes bad?

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Panel 1
バカ者！
Idiot!

すみません！
I'm sorry!

Panel 2
5万も出す奴があるか！3万に値切れ！
Who pays 50,000?! Beat it down to 30,000!

はいーっ！
Yessiiir!

Panel 3
書類にサインを
These papers need signed.

長官がいるだろーが
Have the chief do it.

Panel 4
ひえええ！
Hyeeeh!

あなたー！
Deeear!

Panel 5
ワッハッハッ
Wahaha

Panel 6
ふにゃっ
Funya

Panel 7
これで一段落ついたな
Now I can take a break.

ポンポン
Pon pon - Plop plop

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Panel 1
おい、タマネギボール遊びをしないか？
Hey, Tamanegi, how about we play ball?

ソビエト関係は？
Is it connected to the Soviet Union?

ガヤガヤ
Gaya gaya - Chatter chatter

まだ資料がそろってない
The documents aren't done yet.

Panel 2
タマネギ。。。
Tamanegi...

ECからの回答がおそすぎるじゃないか！
Aren't we too late for an answer from the EC?!

さいそくはしてるんですが
Press them.

Panel 3
遊ばーよー！
Let's plaaay!

うるさい！
Shut up!

仕事中だ！
We're working!

Panel 4
国王にむかってなんだあの態度は
How can they behave that way towards the kind?

ブチブチ
Buchi buchi - Snap snap

Panel 5
おお、大臣たち将棋をささないか？
Ooh, ministers, how about some shogi?

予算がとれなきゃ話にならんよ
That estimate isn't worth discussing.

まったく
Really

Panel 6
大臣たち。。。
Ministers...

なんとかならんか大蔵大臣
We'll have to manage somehow, Minister of Finance.

うーむ
Yeah

やはり事務レベルでつめるべきだと思うがね
As I thought, we should work it out at the clerical level.

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Panel 1
いいかげんにしろみんなでよってたかってまじめぶりおって！
That's enough! Everyone is ganging up and acting serious!

どういうつもりだー！
What are you planning?!

Panel 2
うすさいなあ
Be quiet

Panel 4
失礼しました
Excuse me

Panel 6
キャイーン
Kyaiin

Panel 7
やだわ
Oh dear

いつもまじめだから変わらない人
Because she's always a serious person she doesn't change.

パタリロ異変/おわり
Patalliro's Extraordinary Change / End

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